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  1. Great words from another keyboard warrior...
  2. Plz vote... I am going to show the poll results at work.
  3. So im at work and there is a conversation going on.... Players: Chris, Sue, CS Chris: Sue you need to go see Gen So n So to get your badge back Sue: I have my badge (having just returned from the badging office to get a new one after losing her old one. Chris: No sue you need to go see this General cause he has your badge cause you lost it and he found it. Sue: Ok I will.... CS (butting in) : Sue you lost your badge Sue: No CS: So who'se badge did the general find? Sue: well mine CS: So you lost your badge but you didn?t? Sue: No I misplaced it CS: Whatever, was this the first time Sue: no I've been here 3 weeks and this is the 3rd time CS: Sue your ****ing kidding me. You've lost 3 Access badges to a high security government compound. Sue: yeah, so CS: SO WTF SO?! Your ****ing ******** me... How have they not reported you to G2(the people in charge of base and compound security who also do counterterrorism investigations) Sue: yeah they might do that Sue: To make sure I?m not related to any *does circular motion over her head CS: related to what any angels? Sue: No any people who wear turbans CS: Sue that was the most racist thing I have heard in the workplace yet. Sue: What I LIKE Black people CS: Sue your ****ing kidding me... that is so off topic. You just insinuated all people who wear turbans are terrorists. Sue: Your putting words in my mouth CS: No sue I?m elaborating on what you insinuated. You said the people who do counterterrorism would have to check your family history to make sure your not related to people who wear And then you did some hand signal to represent a turban. CS: So your saying I am a terrorist Sue: Do you wear a turban? CS: My people do. My Bio Dad does. I come from a ****ing Turban wearing peoples. So your saying Either I?m a terrorist or my turban wearing dad is? Sue: I didn?t say that CS: OMFG Yes you did. and if you didn?t say it you implied it cause your too chicken to just say you think all Muslims are terrorists. SO IS IT RACIST?
  4. I think most people would say humanity has evolved past this point..... Going into a fight knowing you COULD die is much different than going into a fight knowing you or your opponent will PROBOBY die. Most people who would be competing would either do so only as an act of desperation for a **** tonne of money or because they are psycho. Futhermore This would be a good Idea if the competitiors were people like violent criminals or sex offenders or general inmates. Win 20 get your freedom sort of deal.
  5. After years and years of cutting weight your body will generally stop producing certain normal body chemicals... of of those is Testosterone. The T glands in you brain get damaged from a combination of repeated severe dehydration, intense heat exposure (from saunas) amungst other "cutting" practices here. The real villian in this situation is fighters trying to "fight at their natural weight" in other words guys who weigh 200lb or so making 185 or even lighter. Thats **** damages your body over time. As far as PEDs go Leagalize that crap. The fighters know the long term effects so if they wanna use them why not.
  6. OR a resturant and a meat grinder.... mmmmm "pork" sandmiches....Al-La "Fried Green Tomatoes"
  7. Whatever you say boss... You MLG or somthing cause most guys who are have trouble holding KDs above 2.00. Unless you're a Flack Jacket, Last Stand Pro, nube tuber those numbers are BS.
  8. Jeezus I couldnt even stay awake to read a franke edgar thread... HE's THAT BORING
  9. Seriously Terminator takes this... If It ever ends up in the situation in the OP... Machine gun into an open mouth The T-rex is done... and if that does not work the model of terminator arnold is has 2 nuclear power cells which blow up like bombs so He could just make one untable and drop it down Rex's throat. Terminator by decimation.
  10. PSN also has like no compitition for FPS games. a guy who can barlely pull a 1.00 KD on 360 would be a god on PSN. Playing Black ops on PSN is like playing combat training on amature. sure if you do 11-1 you might get killed if your playin reckless but in all its just pathetic. I literally quit at black ops from the boredom what was PSN online. HC-CTF 1st Game 28-3 with 6 caps, 2nd game 15-0, 5 caps, 3rd game 25-1, 4 caps, 15 returns. HC TDM: 25-0, 32-1, 45-3, all while run and gunning... its fun to dominate for a while but when there is a complete lack of skill I'de rather beat my meat watching midget ****
  11. Im pretty sure that last bit is BS... Weed REALLY slows down your reaction time... pretty sure SOMONE has died as a result of using and driving.... also it does make you retarded over time... Have a few buddies who has smoked so much they drool and isht plus have 0 short term memory.
  12. If you accept 1 anti nature sexual behavior you have to accept them all for equality's sake: Pedofiles Rape Dendrophilia (people who **** trees) Necrophelia beastiality marinophilia (sp) (where you want to **** fish) The whole lot. YES I just grouped people who have sex with same gender mates with the people who **** fish. Dont like it? F-U! Deviant sexual behavior is devient sexual behavior no matter how you slice it. To say your gay by nature the same claim can be made for every other sexual devientcy... Im a rapist by nature or I love little boys cause I was born that way. And before I get jumped on for trollin the gay community let me just say im not hating on gays directly just "sexual divientcy" as a whole.
  13. This... No one else in the sport has done this to just about anyone much less BJ.... GSP most entertaining. Plus edgar is bottom barrel for entertainment.... if he aint gettin KTFO i aint gonna watch. Silva : over-rated in a lack luster division move to LHW already Edgar: snore Cain: get honorable mention for tooling lestard. Aldo: The MAN! # 2 for entertainment Jones: #3 LOL at the 12-6 elbows that was great
  14. Just read the article... The fact so much of the world has to live in fear to me is disgusting... If I call 911 it will take at a minumum of 30 minutes for police to arrive. How long would it take an armed person to enter my home and murder me if I was unarmed.... 5 minutes... maybe. Yeah, kiss my *** if you think the police are gonna show up and save the day 25 minutes too late... by that time my son and I are daed, my wife is raped and dead and the MOFO stole my TV and Xbox and gotten away...F-THAT. The story says 4+ men wearing masks who are "gang members" were trying to break in... Well my 12ga drum holds 20 rounds so maybe you the banger should call for backup. hope you know how to handel a fatal funnel buddy. Hope you all enjoy your lives of fear in the UK. Ima keep dry humpin my shotty in my sleep.
  15. This is why ima live in TX when im done working^^^^^^^ F- the UK.... F- Canadia.... call me what you want but if a mofo comes to this house he gonna get a bad case of lead poisening
  16. A) this thread has been made a million times owning all 3 major systems only the XBox gets used. The shelf life of the older models is questionable and they make alot of noise but the new 360s dont overheat, arent loud, and claim to last much longer. I have had my PS3 for over a year and literally used it at most a half dozen times.. the 360 gets used every day. The 360 loads faster and handels faster for menues and the dashboard. I actually like the graphics on 360 better... the PS3 probobly has slighly better graphics in all but expect to spend alot of time messing with your Hertz settings and refresh rates on both it and your TV to get the same effect 360 has at default. (if you have a high DEF TV at least). If you like uncharted or God of War series than Ps3 has the better exclusives but Xbox has Halo and Gears of War... which are BADASS IMO. As far as durability goes I hate PS3 as I tend to break more controllers than I can afford. I have accidently broke 3 factory ps3 controllers at my buddies house and have been banned from using his controllers. I use the same wired 360 controller for about 8-9 months till it starts to act wonky from dropping too much then replace it. The controller for 360 is also far more erganomic and the triggers work better. Add some FPS freaks and its golden. Kinect > Move in potential although Move has the upper hand right now having ported shooters to the move.
  17. Have 3 fine a-- women suck my d--- at the same time... that would be it
  18. I shake my head at all you tools... this thread is so off topic its retarded... Religion is for the weak and shallow minded sheeple of this planet to have A) A scapegoat for their problems A sence of "peace" when they die If there is an almighty being out there he is a deaf/mute ****** who does not give 2-S---s about this planet.
  19. WOW! There are people dumber in the world than those on this forum... I was having my doubts.... thanks for posting that.... What a F---- A---
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