-Jesus coming back.
-2012 actually happening.
-Scrubs becoming a decent show again.
-Chael Sonnen never being triangled again.
-GSP vs Silva superfight happening.
-Sherdog unbanning me.
-Me winning the lottery.
-Dana calling me out of nowhere to give me free tickets. (Please)
-Donald Trump being president.
-Fitch fininshing his next sandwhich.
-Me and Jesssica Alba tie the knot.
-Me converting to Mormonism and tying the knot with Brooklyn Decker... and Jessica Biel, on top of Alba, literally.
This should be fun.
-UBL facing Mecca
-Brock lesnar fights 750 lb gorilla to unify the titles between two continents
-Refs start standing up boring fighters
-The French/Canadian army gives up it's armory for a more reputable fighting style and buys thousands of blankets - to lay on top of their opposition .
-Tito fights chuck again
-Tag team ufc matches
-Michael Bay making a good movie.....
-......Glenn Beck saying something that doesn't make him sound completely dumb.
-Judges actually getting a fight right.
-Nick Diaz quitting weed.