All jokes aside, the cops in our area are ****ing useless. Just complete junk.
I had some property disputes with a neighbor. This fat c unt was leaning over a fence doing hedge trimming on my property. I explicitly left this particular group of hedges long to keep their fat asses at a distance. Obviously, I can handle it myself. I can physically stop someone from doing something if I want, including this set of fat trashbags. Me vs. The whole lot of 10 of them, I win in the first round. So I'm only bothering with the pigs so I don't get myself in trouble.
The pigs showed up one time, and I chit you not, they told me that because of how the fences were built at the time, it's likely she might be on her property, so basically, shut up. That's right. They told me maybe the rental garbage beside you owns that property that you believe you've OWNED for 35 years, so stop complaining and let them do whatever. lol
I threw their ****ing chainsaw in a river. Problem solved.