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Ight I'll spit first *****...

 

Yo' date=' this ***** think he could scrap,

just cause he on a UFC forum what type of **** is that,

scared like a little mule of the government,

scarier when I tear ya up then spit ya in a cup and sh*t,

UFC Forum flow needs no critique so,

back the **** off the fence, LnP needs no,

fighters, can we light him on fire with our lighters,

make him go to sleep he thinks he's high but I am higher...

B*tch.[/quote']

 

Weak... I can flow like hemoglobin through a hole in Ron Goldman...

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Ight I'll spit first *****...

 

Yo' date=' this ***** think he could scrap,

just cause he on a UFC forum what type of **** is that,

scared like a little mule of the government,

scarier when I tear ya up then spit ya in a cup and sh*t,

UFC Forum flow needs no critique so,

back the **** off the fence, LnP needs no,

fighters, can we light him on fire with our lighters,

make him go to sleep he thinks he's high but I am higher...

B*tch.[/quote']

 

I told you not to eat those mushrooms.

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Ight I'll spit first *****...

 

Yo' date=' this ***** think he could scrap,

just cause he on a UFC forum what type of **** is that,

scared like a little mule of the government,

scarier when I tear ya up then spit ya in a cup and sh*t,

UFC Forum flow needs no critique so,

back the **** off the fence, LnP needs no,

fighters, can we light him on fire with our lighters,

make him go to sleep he thinks he's high but I am higher...

B*tch.[/quote']

 

 

There are doper rhymes spit on the Colbert Report,

This is a big man's game your just too short,

I wear the pant's your just a ***** in a skort,

Slam dunk nuts in your face this is my court.

 

I run this grandpa go get your walker,

You aint bad your nothing but a **** talker,

You cant handle the force I am Luke Skywalker,

I'll destroy your whole career my words like an Ewok er.

 

:)

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well considering that swear words are censored on these forums, that pretty much eliminates 90% of all lyrics that are ever used in rap today

 

it wouldnt even be a battle to see who could rap better. it would be a battle to see who can make the fanciest looking paragraph of ****'s and *****'s

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Ight I'll spit first *****...

 

Yo' date=' this ***** think he could scrap,

just cause he on a UFC forum what type of **** is that,

scared like a little mule of the government,

scarier when I tear ya up then spit ya in a cup and sh*t,

UFC Forum flow needs no critique so,

back the **** off the fence, LnP needs no,

fighters, can we light him on fire with our lighters,

make him go to sleep he thinks he's high but I am higher...

B*tch.[/quote']

 

You couldn't track my flow, if you were studying in ballistics;

You've got that grade six science flow, mine's got a doctorate in physics;

You're looking at me quasi eyed, like this boy must have studied in linguistics;

Your girls looking at me quasi eyed, like this boys must have studied cunnilingus.

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You couldn't track my flow' date=' if you were studying in ballistics;

You've got that grade six science flow, mine's got a doctorate in physics;

You're looking at me quasi eyed, like this boy must have studied in linguistics;

You're girls looking at me quasi eyed, like this boys must have studied cunnilingus.[/quote']

 

You're a poor *** peasant and Im the king Sheik;

You eating raman noodles' date=' im eating grilled fish and leeks.[/quote']

 

I lolled.:D

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You're a poor *** peasant and Im the king Sheik;

You eating raman noodles' date=' im eating grilled fish and leeks.[/quote']

 

First off **** yo ***** in the click you clame

West side when we ride come equipped with game

You claim to be a player but I ****ed yo wife

I bust on Bubba_Pilks ****** ****ed for life!

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First off **** yo ***** in the click you clame

West side when we ride come equipped with game

You claim to be a player but I ****ed yo wife

I bust on Bubba_Pilks ****** ****ed for life!

 

Stealing Tupac, eh Mr. Shu ber ling;

It's not my fault that you Promised Nick your Ring;

When I'm provoked, you best be sure this bee Stings;

When it comes to ufc forum cyphers, Bubba Pilks remains King

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Stealing Tupac' date=' eh Mr. Shu ber ling;

It's not my fault that you Promised Nick your Ring;

When I'm provoked, you best be sure this bee Stings;

When it comes to ufc forum cyphers, Bubba Pilks remains King[/quote']

 

I am an apparition that appears in your nightmares

A beast of demolition creeping at you while you're unaware

Tidal wave retaliating for your every splish splash

I've made a gash with a slash of vigor

Your every thrash makes you look like dinner

Your inner being is a well of pain

Now insane you strain to hobble off

Cuz I've refrained to finish the job

Whoever's next, whoever's ready

I'm the baddest able rapper

You know you're a fool to take me

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I am an apparition that appears in your nightmares

A beast of demolition creeping at you while you're unaware

Tidal wave retaliating for your every splish splash

I've made a gash with a slash of vigor

Your every thrash makes you look like dinner

Your inner being is a well of pain

Now insane you strain to hobble off

Cuz I've refrained to finish the job

Whoever's next' date=' whoever's ready

I'm the baddest able rapper

You know you're a fool to take me[/quote']

 

http://www.google.ca/search?q=+am+an+apparition+that+appears+in+your+nightmares&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&redir_esc=&ei=yDAwTqS5L4qisQLYq7h1

 

 

Im not going to tell on you, cause i aint no snitch

but stealing others raps, makes you a *****

now im getting bored, like watching Jon fitch

now you've got a stinky finger, cause you went to bed with an itch

 

 

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http://www.google.ca/search?q=+am+an+apparition+that+appears+in+your+nightmares&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&redir_esc=&ei=yDAwTqS5L4qisQLYq7h1

 

 

Im not going to tell on you' date=' cause i aint not snitch

but stealing others raps, makes you a *****

now im getting bored, like watching Jon fitch

now you've got a stinky finger, cause you went to bed with an itch

 

 

[img']http://i.qkme.me/18ow.jpg[/img]

 

Your clearly getting mad even when there not my rhymes

So go bite your chew toy and do something else with your time

Punks like you aren't wanted around here

So go play with traffic like a stupid deer

 

:D

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Your clearly getting mad even when there not my rhymes

So go bite your chew toy and do something else with your time

Punks like you aren't wanted around here

So go play with traffic like a stupid deer

 

:D

 

No I aint mad, and I know that you didn't read

My verses crawl up your spine, just like a centipede

I'm rolling up your lyrics, like the dough i'm about to knead

Implanted in your head, like a Canadian maple leaf seed

You're solely blowin smoke, im blowin white smoke from my weed

Green everywhere, I can't help with the greed

Im too quick for ya, you cant handle my speed

So step back and follow and let Bubba Pilks lead

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No I aint mad' date=' and I know that you didn't read

My verses crawl up your spine, just like a centipede

I'm rolling up your lyrics, like the dough i'm about to knead

Implanted in your head, like a Canadian maple leaf seed

You're solely blowin smoke, im blowin white smoke from my weed

Green everywhere, I can't help with the greed

Im too quick for ya, you cant handle my speed

So step back and follow and let Bubba Pilks lead[/quote']

 

Oh oh!

 

Homie's gettin' mad cause I rep the westside

I also used your sister as a slip-per-y slide

Your a total chump and you'd probaly agree

But that's cause no one is as pimp as me

 

Your a total tool, you need to go back to school

Cause your a total fool and think that your cool

Your rhymes are total crud and so are you

So go and eat some mud you little filthy jew!

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Oh oh!

 

Homie's gettin' mad cause I rep the westside

I also used your sister as a slip-per-y slide

Your a total chump and you'd probaly agree

But that's cause no one is as pimp as me

 

Your a total tool' date=' you need to go back to school

Cause your a total fool and think that your cool

Your rhymes are total crud and so are you

So go and eat some mud you little filthy jew![/quote']

 

Look at Mr. Shuberling coming at me, again

I'll drag you to deep waters, have you waking up with the bends

Make you **** your pants and end up wearing depends

As such is written, this will surely be penned

 

I'm climbing up the ladder, you're on a face first descent

I've paid off my mortgage and you can barely make rent

I offer no apologies, no reason to repent

After this verse, there will be no amends

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Look at Mr. Shuberling coming at me' date=' again

I'll drag you to deep waters, have you waking up with the bends

Make you **** your pants and end up wearing depends

As such is written, this will surely be penned

 

I'm climbing up the ladder, you're on a face first descent

I've paid off my mortgage and you can barely make rent

I offer no apologies, no reason to repent

After this verse, there will be no amends[/quote']

 

You are battling a guy who is getting other peoples rhymes of a google search,

now your throwing rocks at him trying to knock the baby bird off of his perch,

Leave the poor lad alone take advice from the beatles just let it be,

ignore his rhyme stealing and come back a real MC.

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Look at Mr. Shuberling coming at me' date=' again

I'll drag you to deep waters, have you waking up with the bends

Make you **** your pants and end up wearing depends

As such is written, this will surely be penned

 

I'm climbing up the ladder, you're on a face first descent

I've paid off my mortgage and you can barely make rent

I offer no apologies, no reason to repent

After this verse, there will be no amends[/quote']

 

Punks all fear me cause I'm sick and dangerous

But *****es like you are just quick and painless

Last time a ***** came to my hood to throw down

The punk re-gretted it cause I made him look like a clown

 

Punk, I rumble in the jungle

You, you got touched by your uncle

Fool you can't touch this I'm one of a kind

You mother ****a your probaly going blind

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My verse will hit your ear, like boom, subsonic;

A natural born killer on the mic, like Carlos Condit;

Take a look at my feet, I bet they got DC on it;

Or they might just have, a green gator on it;

In the booth be sure, i'm hitting that BC chronic;

Switch flows like gears, call me Mr. Tiptronic;

I'm hardly ever seen, like that Hayley's comet;

But if I do see you in the club, you'd be best to de part it.

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My verse will hit your ear' date=' like boom, subsonic;

A natural born killer on the mic, like Carlos Condit;

Take a look at my feet, I bet they got DC on it;

Or they might just have, a green gator on it;

In the booth be sure, i'm hitting that BC chronic;

Switch flows like gears, call me Mr. Tiptronic;

I'm hardly ever seen, like that Hayley's comet;

But if I do see you in the club, you'd be best to de part it.[/quote']

 

You can't understand what I'm spitting

Cause your just a **** who lives in a kitchen

Everyone looks up to me like I'm Chris Leben

Everybody who see's you says what a ***** vegan

 

***** you better step off, before daddy comes back to rip you off

Mommy don't love you she'll put you back in the loft

I'm spitting these lyrics to teach you a lesson

Don't come to forums unless you want a rude blessin'

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No I aint mad' date=' and I know that you didn't read

My verses crawl up your spine, just like a centipede

I'm rolling up your lyrics, like the dough i'm about to knead

Implanted in your head, like a Canadian maple leaf seed

You're solely blowin smoke, im blowin white smoke from my weed

Green everywhere, I can't help with the greed

Im too quick for ya, you cant handle my speed

So step back and follow and let Bubba Pilks lead[/quote']

 

 

 

Your rhymes are cracking me up over here but not I am not humpty dumpty,

I like big butts and I cant not lie they call me Chris Humphries :)

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you people have no idea what a rap is...

 

you have both written out poems that have rhyming couplets LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

there is a difference between a rap and writing out lines where the last words rhyme with the line before jeez.

 

youth culture has gone to sh1t

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Punks all fear me cause I'm sick and dangerous

But *****es like you are just quick and painless

Last time a ***** came to my hood to throw down

The punk re-gretted it cause I made him look like a clown

 

Punk' date=' I rumble in the jungle

You, you got touched by your uncle

Fool you can't touch this I'm one of a kind

You mother ****a your probaly going blind[/quote']

 

Keep messing with me, your face will be imbedded with a knuckle;

I got that Anderson Silva flow, that'll make your knees buckle;

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you people have no idea what a rap is...

 

you have both written out poems that have rhyming couplets LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

there is a difference between a rap and writing out lines where the last words rhyme with the line before jeez.

 

youth culture has gone to sh1t

 

lol..one of them is googling them and the other I didnt check yet but...most likely lol...

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You can't understand what I'm spitting

Cause your just a **** who lives in a kitchen

Everyone looks up to me like I'm Chris Leben

Everybody who see's you says what a ***** vegan

 

***** you better step off' date=' before daddy comes back to rip you off

Mommy don't love you she'll put you back in the loft

I'm spitting these lyrics to teach you a lesson

Don't come to forums unless you want a rude blessin'[/quote']

 

You are getting better.

 

So we back at my crib and your girl is like, have at it;

Baby pink *****, so I had to attack it;

Ten minutes in, your ***** is all asthmatic;

After we done, she feigning like a crack addict;

 

Now she calling me Stanley, the way I steamed her beaver;

She wants to be the counter balance, to my meat lever;

She wants one more time, of that jungle fever;

So I had to cut her off, call me the meat clever;

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****** you so childish you think your Spider man

And why you playing that **** your mommys getting slammed

Holla at me if you think your bad

Cause when you talk to me I'ma make you pretty damn mad

 

My lyrics are so hot they got a fever

Your ***** lyrics sound like they came from Justin Bieber

You getting angry homie? Yeah that's really okay

But by the time I'm finished converting you, you'll feel like a mexican 'S? que essay!'

 

Whatever the **** that last part mean't, lol. :D

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