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I've been knocked out before and submitted. I'll gladly do it again........ for $1,000,000.

 

Before the fight, I'd get in the best cardio shape I could achieve. That way, I can dance around as much as I can and drop to the mat when I need to.......eventually pulling off what you would call a "Thales Leites".

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I've been knocked out before and submitted. I'll gladly do it again........ for $1' date='000,000.

 

Before the fight, I'd get in the best cardio shape I could achieve. That way, I can dance around as much as I can and drop to the mat when I need to.......eventually pull off what you would call a "Thales Leites".[/quote']

 

i think against a novice he would follow you down tho

 

you probably would not even manage a Leites round

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i think against a novice he would follow you down tho

 

you probably would not even manage a Leites round

 

For 1,000,000, I'll try it. Before the fight, I'll tell Anderson I have hurt ribs and ask him to please take it easy on me.

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No I wouldn't because I don't reckon I could last anywhere close to a round. If I got paid $1 mil to fight him I would. I wouldn't throw the fight and just go down as quick as possible either (that would be way to undignified). I would have a go and take my hiding like a man lol

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No I wouldn't because I don't reckon I could last anywhere close to a round. If I got paid $1 mil to fight him I would. I wouldn't throw the fight and just go down as quick as possible either (that would be way to undignified). I would have a go and take my hiding like a man lol

 

**** that. Go with strategy. Especially when it comes to money.

 

id give it ago

 

would i be allowed to be completely inebriated first?

 

That may get you into more trouble...

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That didn't make sense. Do you want to try and explain it?

 

You pretty much said you'd go into the fight and take a beating like a man instead of TRYING to do something strategic, even if it's pulling a "Thales Leites". I said for a million, I'd try and avoid the beating at all costs.

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You pretty much said you'd go into the fight and take a beating like a man instead of TRYING to do something strategic' date=' even if it's pulling a "Thales Leites". I said for a million, I'd try and avoid the beating at all costs.[/quote']

 

Oh ok. I'm not arrogant enough to think I could last a round against Anderson Silva.

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I've been knocked out before and submitted. I'll gladly do it again........ for $1' date='000,000.

 

Before the fight, I'd get in the best cardio shape I could achieve. That way, I can dance around as much as I can and drop to the mat when I need to.......eventually [b']pulling off what you would call a "Thales Leites".[/b]

 

I would bring in a fake black belt and come in like I am a BJJ god, then I would flop on my back and hopefully last the first round.

 

If it then went to a second round, Anderson's corner would tell him about how I am a fake BJJ master and I will get KOed shortly after the fight restarts (if i had not already thrown in the towel)

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Yes. I would just not engage. My training would almost be exclusively sprinting/jogging with a little striking defense mixed in for when he catches me. He would easily KO me with some flashy kick though.

 

GSP would be easier.

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You know it's funny. I post threads that are actually relevant to the UFC and they get moved, yet dumb *** threads like this are apparently more relevant to the UFC lol

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You know it's funny. I post threads that are actually relevant to the UFC and they get moved' date=' yet dumb *** threads like this are apparently more relevant to the UFC lol[/quote']

 

^^ He speaks the truth, lols.

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absolutely I'd love to get paid $1,000,000 to beat up anderson silva :cool:

 

when I get in there and:

- I'm in his face,

- I'm pressing the action,

- I'm rough necking him,

- I'm throwing him around

- I'm punching him/he's punching me

- I'm eating his shots and just blasting him in the face

 

he's not gonna be able to handle it he's gonna go "what is this guy? he's a dump truck! he just keeps going!!"

 

After he gets in there with me and I knock him out he may want to go back to Japan or somewhere where the competition's a little easier.

 

In the midst of me getting on the inside, getting through his punches, looking to take him down, he's gonna leave his chin hanging out there and I'm going to break his jaw.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Seriously though, I wouldn't run, he'd cut me off and corner me, and as I try to run past he'd probably clothes line me with a high kick. If I try to strike with him he will counter ko me with any striking move he thinks of, which will have ko power, even if it's a ***** slap :mad: If I try to shoot, he'll probably just push my head into the ground, and hold it there with one hand while ramming his other fist into my face. The best strategy would be to try and hug him, and get as low as possible to wrap my arms around his waist and try to push and pull in random directions in the hope that he will be too off balance to throw a knee to the body. I'd say it would take two, maybe one to tko me. So once I have him in this position I'll constantly thrash around and hopefully I can somehow trip him over, maybe distract him by pointing to a bus and saying "look, a Unicorn!!" While he's distracted I will get him down, and then apologise and say, "sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse?!" While on top I will hold on for dear life, never letting go of the body triangle I have using my arms. I will hold on as long as possible until the ref stands us up and I will repeat. Throughout this whole thing I will ignore the elbows caving the top of my skull in.

 

 

EDIT: actually I'd dedicate myself to getting down to 135lbs, and force him to fight me at that weight, by fight time he will be weak and skinny, although he'd still smash me I'd stand a better chance, maybe

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You know it's funny. I post threads that are actually relevant to the UFC and they get moved' date=' yet dumb *** threads like this are apparently more relevant to the UFC lol[/quote']

 

This is just a bit of fun. Maybe the problem is your threads are ****.

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I would fight anybody in a sanctioned bout for $1M. I would NOT however fight an elite level competitor if my fight was stipulated as lasting a certain amount of time without some level of guaranteed money...realistically, if I was given time for training, I would probably get in there with Silva for $15,000 guaranteed, with a $1M reward for lasting a round. I've been knocked out before, I've passed out before, and I did those for foolish arrogance. I highly doubt I would last the round, but for $15,000, yeah I'd take a beating for that, especially for the possible upside if I can dance and clown for 5 minutes.

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I wouldn't last a a round in any imaginable way so no thx, if it is just to fight and the ufc covers the medical bills I'm in :P (wouldn't throw the fight though)

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Tsk Tsk Tsk if you want to last a round wear the dennis hallman shorts and take two Viagra. Then the whole round try to take him down or get him triangles he will think you are sex crazed fan and run away the whole fight while he thinks you are a sex crazed fan.

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tsk tsk tsk if you want to last a round wear the dennis hallman shorts and take two viagra. Then the whole round try to take him down or get him triangles he will think you are sex crazed fan and run away the whole fight while he thinks you are a sex crazed fan.

 

lmfao!!!

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Last one whole round with Anderson Silva would you give it a try? How would you do it?

 

You only get the money if you last the WHOLE round!

 

i dont really understand these threads cause the ufc could offer me 0$ and i would still fight anyone they put infront of me just the thought of fighting on of the greats so yea your thread sucks ****

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Last one whole round with Anderson Silva would you give it a try? How would you do it?

 

You only get the money if you last the WHOLE round!

 

No, because I would have no chance of making it the WHOLE round. Anderson Silva would completely ****ing kill anyone who posts on this forum in about 30 seconds.

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Last one whole round with Anderson Silva would you give it a try? How would you do it?

 

You only get the money if you last the WHOLE round!

 

The real question is, do I have to make it to the second round because I could knock his *** out in the first.

 

Would Anderson last a whole round with me? I'm a mother ****ing ninja you know! and with Sexy as my spiritual master I'm almost invincible.

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yes id do it for 10 000 id step in with overeem jds carwin silva in a row for 1 000 000 i wouldnt get ktfo but i think hed drop me with a body shot coz he wouldnt hit my face then id go into what brocks style is.. the turtle

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For 1 million, I'm sure anyone who isn't a millionaire would try to do it. Seriously, all you'd have to do is run around the ring for 5 minutes; Anderson would probably just start his dance routine & that would kill 2 and a half minutes by itself. I think I could avoid him for the other half of the round. :D

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