TigerChamp Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I f*cked a **** star, because that's what i am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I drank too many beers and spelled sentance wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSanchez Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I gave a ******* to a piece of %##@ because I'm sexy. I usually do things because I'm sexy, so sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I stabbed a ****star because im single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs-On-The-Wing Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I shot a monkey because thats what I am... I dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I shot a monkey because thats what I am... I dont get it. are you a monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs-On-The-Wing Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 are you a monkey? Id like to think im not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Id like to think im not. Well you evolved from one, your parents probably weren't fully evolved into humans yet when they had you so therefore you are a monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I pissed on a cookie jar because I smoked crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted October 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I gave a ******* to a piece of %##@ because I'm sexy. I usually do things because I'm sexy' date=' so sounds about right.[/quote'] i don't care what color shirt you are wearing. that ain't sexy. i'd rather smoke weed with a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR40 Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I ****ed your mum cause I was horny. August 4th - Obviously the best now. Actually if I were wearing yellow that would have been more insulting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 I hate a ***** because I smoked crack... Damn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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