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The Tale of Brave Sir Clay


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Bravely bold Sir Clay' date=' rode forth from Jackson MMA.

He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Clay.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Clay!


He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Clay!


His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,

And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off,

And his pen...[/quote']


That's.... that's' date=' uh, that's enough music for now, lads.

Looks like there's Gray Maynard afoot.[/quote']






Brave Sir Clay ran away
Bravely' date=' ran away...away...[/quote']
I didn't!
When danger reared its ugly head

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes' date=' brave Sir Clay turned about..[/quote']
I didn't!
And gallantly he chickened out
I never did!
Bravely talking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat

all lies!
Bravest of the brave' date=' Sir Clay[/quote']
I never!
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