Junglebird Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/08/14/shlemenko-confirms-with-100-certainty-that-fighters-fake-injuries-to-avoid-bad-match-ups-ufc-news-34302.html Its probably fairly common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Horse Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Thank you Captain Obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3sheets Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Rory did deliberately cut himself to miss the piss test. Funny how he wont follow through with the test to clear his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Rory MacDonald Rory did deliberately cut himself to miss the piss test. Funny how he wont follow through with the test to clear his name. exactly. Roidrage Quackduckald. ****ing kid is like 21 years old and already an avid TRT/doping machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 That's what Anderson tried to do with Chael. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 It's true. Don't be so blind. sadly for Chael, it didnt work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jduk Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 He's fought one guy I heard of, Hector Lombard, and he lost. He's a can crushing even bigger cans, who cares what he thinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 You can't fake injuries. You should know this by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephPBlow Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Lol You losers really need your soap opera conspiracy theory nonsense don't you. Listen, Bork is gone and isn't coming back, so just go back to watching the WWE where you can get all the story lines and contrived drama your little hearts desire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 It's true, GSP is trying to beat Carlos via being inactive and giving him ring rust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD_40 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 exactly. Roidrage Quackduckald. ****ing kid is like 21 years old and already an avid TRT/doping machine. sig worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 sig worthy i cant take full credit for it. but Roidy McDonald's is a ****ing doping cheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD_40 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 i cant take full credit for it. but Roidy McDonald's is a ****ing doping cheat there are literally no other causes for back acne other than race horse steroids im in med school, trust me acne=steroids it is not variable, there are no exceptions case in point : chael sonnen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 there are literally no other causes for back acne other than race horse steroids im in med school' date=' trust me acne=steroids it is not variable, there are no exceptions case in point : chael sonnen[/quote'] i believe you sir. he's a downright cheating ****er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengu Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Rory Mc'Duck'nald is another great example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEXMMA Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I don't see how this is a 100 percent confirmation at all, just because a fighter (who isn't even in the ufc) says its true doesn't mean it is. It just doesn't seem like something a professional fighter would do, I'm sure there have been some cases but a widespread problem? I highly doubt it. It sounds like the kind of lie a child would make up to slander somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Against_The_World Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Shlemenko is a boss and Hector ducked that rematch. Hope the UFC signs him after he smashes Falcao, 46-7 at 27 years old is UFC impressive, so solid and exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 According to dana white fighters dont fake injuries, when they claim that they are injured they have to see a doctor that is associated with the UFC and that doctor declares whether they are injured or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 bjpenn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 exactly. Roidrage Quackduckald. ****ing kid is like 21 years old and already an avid TRT/doping machine. you got a link proving he is on TRT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WD_40 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 you got a link proving he is on TRT? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne_vulgaris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 GSP faked his injury to finish his "cycle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 According to dana white fighters dont fake injuries' date=' when they claim that they are injured they have to see a doctor that is associated with the UFC and that doctor declares whether they are injured or not. [/quote'] Well I think OP used the wrong word. Fighters cant fake injuries, true. Theyll have to see UFC doctors. But fighters can injure themselves on purpose. That's easy. They're also surrounded by pro trainers who have seen it all... and know how to minimize the injury just enough to delay any fight. Tin foil hats on. If theyre weak on wrestling they can allow for 6 or 9months extra training time to improve on wrestling. That's motive. Even just extra time to focus on your opponent is extremely important. Also most fighters have pre-existing conditions that will not be checked out unless requested by them. Small tears in ligaments, inflamation, fluid in joints, etc. Many pro fighters can just walk into a hospital and get several major injuries correctly diagnosed by 3rd party doctors. Remember Munoz? Bone fragments in his elbow that looked like sharkteeth. Ofcourse many fighters have real genuine injuries. But also several have forced their injuries to avoid testing or to allow more time to train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMArizona Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Why doesnt rory still do the piss test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 bjpenn.com Completely unbiased opinions over there. In other news, anonymous, yet completely reliable source tells BJPenn.com that Rory Macdonald was seen slicing his eyebrow region with a razor after training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Why doesnt rory still do the piss test? + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Well I think OP used the wrong word. Fighters cant fake injuries' date=' true. Theyll have to see UFC doctors. But fighters can injure themselves on purpose. That's easy. They're also surrounded by pro trainers who have seen it all... and know how to minimize the injury just enough to delay any fight. Tin foil hats on. If theyre weak on wrestling they can allow for 6 or 9months extra training time to improve on wrestling. That's motive. Even just extra time to focus on your opponent is extremely important. Also most fighters have pre-existing conditions that will not be checked out unless requested by them. Small tears in ligaments, inflamation, fluid in joints, etc. Many pro fighters can just walk into a hospital and get several major injuries correctly diagnosed by 3rd party doctors. Remember Munoz? Bone fragments in his elbow that looked like sharkteeth. Ofcourse many fighters have real genuine injuries. [b']But also several have forced their injuries to avoid testing or to allow more time to train.[/b] Do you have any examples or anything to support your claims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Do you have any examples or anything to support your claims? You mean besides common sense that: 1) people like money and do anything to get it 2) people lie and cheat often, and justify it with "its not specifically in the rulebook" 3) seeing a 100 videos of 100 fighters stating "I have an injury," & "every fighter has injuries." 4) Guys in prelims and undercards cant risk injuries as much because they need the fight money. But co-mains and mains know its more important to stay in the top of the game, because it pays exponentially more? Common sense stuff like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 You mean besides common sense that: 1) people like money and do anything to get it 2) people lie and cheat often' date=' and justify it with "its not specifically in the rulebook" 3) seeing a 100 videos of 100 fighters stating "I have an injury," & "every fighter has injuries." 4) Guys in prelims and undercards cant risk injuries as much because they need the fight money. But co-mains and mains know its more important to stay in the top of the game, because it pays exponentially more? Common sense stuff like that?[/quote'] no im talking about examples, people that have actually done it, im not saying these things cant happen but until you provide an example like a ufc fighter or a witness saying they saw a fighter intentionally injuring themselves your just talking out your *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 no im talking about examples' date=' people that have actually done it, im not saying these things cant happen but until you provide an example like a ufc fighter or a witness saying they saw a fighter intentionally injuring themselves your just talking out your ***[/quote'] Like me or any reporter is supposed to get fighters to admit they cheat, have them risk losing their jobs from the UFC, blacklisting them to MMA organizations, ending their career, lose tons of money, and losing all their fans, and respect of their friends...? Because... The truth will set them free? Worked so well for Richard Nixon when interviewed by David Frost. P.s. chael's TRT, Overeem's testosterone, and Cyborg's stanzinol, Rampage admitting pride had juicers, clearly shows fighters cheat.... But oh no... Injuries... oh no... cant cheat that way... oh noes... Im talking out of my ***. Common sense. You lack it, son. Stick with zergling rushes instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Like me or any reporter is supposed to get fighters to admit they cheat' date=' have them risk losing their jobs from the UFC, blacklisting them to MMA organizations, ending their career, lose tons of money, and losing all their fans, and respect of their friends...? Because... The truth will set them free? Worked so well for Richard Nixon when interviewed by David Frost. P.s. chael's TRT, Overeem's testosterone, and Cyborg's stanzinol, Rampage admitting pride had juicers, clearly shows fighters cheat.... But oh no... Injuries... oh no... cant cheat [i']that way[/i]... oh noes... Im talking out of my ***. Common sense. You lack it, son. Stick with zergling rushes instead. so basically your answer is no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Like me or any reporter is supposed to get fighters to admit they cheat' date=' have them risk losing their jobs from the UFC, blacklisting them to MMA organizations, ending their career, lose tons of money, and losing all their fans, and respect of their friends...? Because... The truth will set them free? Worked so well for Richard Nixon when interviewed by David Frost. P.s. chael's TRT, Overeem's testosterone, and Cyborg's stanzinol, Rampage admitting pride had juicers, clearly shows fighters cheat.... But oh no... Injuries... oh no... cant cheat [i']that way[/i]... oh noes... Im talking out of my ***. Common sense. You lack it, son. Stick with zergling rushes instead. and that everything you have said is founded on speculation? and you expect everyone to accept it? you are about as dumb as you are ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 and that everything you have said is founded on speculation? and you expect everyone to accept it? you are about as dumb as you are ugly People dont "accept" vector analysis or differential equations often either. I dont expect dumb people to do anything other than do and say dumb things. *wink* *wink* I think im quite a good looking orange tabby cat. You remind of an argument I had with some clown when UFC bought Pride. He said Pride was gonna last, now that it has Zuffa money. I laughed and said they're gonna send Pride fighters to UFC for headliner fights, and then shutdown pride. He said no no, just like when Dana said the deal is like when the NFL bought the AFL. Called me a noob. I laughed and schooled him on what happened to the AFL. Also implied that special thing called common sense. He called me a UFC **** and that i was biased. He didnt like my "speculation" either :'( I laughed and told him the best pride fighters will get pulled into the UFC and Pride will be disbanded. He couldn't "accept" it either. I dont expect anyone to "accept" anything. But... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love the smell of butthurt in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne_vulgaris thats not a link. if he was on TRT he would be open about it because its not illegal. also look at his age, its normal to have a few pimples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenalol Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 People dont "accept" vector analysis or differential equations often either. I dont expect dumb people to do anything other than do and say dumb things. *wink* *wink* I think im quite a good looking orange tabby cat. You remind of an argument I had with some clown when UFC bought Pride. He said Pride was gonna last' date=' now that it has Zuffa money. I laughed and said they're gonna send Pride fighters to UFC for headliner fights, and then shutdown pride. He said no no, just like when Dana said the deal is like when the NFL bought the AFL. Called me a noob. I laughed and schooled him on what happened to the AFL. Also implied that special thing called common sense. He called me a UFC **** and that i was biased. He didnt like my "speculation" either :'( I laughed and told him the best pride fighters will get pulled into the UFC and Pride will be disbanded. He couldn't accept it either. [b']I dont expect anyone to accept anything. But... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love the smell of butthurt in the morning. [/b] first of all yes you are you are trying to get people to accept that, you are trying to argue that fighters are intentional injuring themselves, and im not butthurt at all im just calling you and idiot because you are, and yes if thats you in the photo you are ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 first of all yes you are you are trying to get people to accept that' date=' you are trying to argue that fighters are intentional injuring themselves, and im not butthurt at all im just calling you and idiot because you are, and yes if thats you in the photo you are ugly[/quote'] Quoted to preserve the delicious smell of... of... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG came in my pants. So much butthurt, it's magical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Quoted to preserve the delicious smell of... of... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG came in my pants. So much butthurt' date=' it's magical.[/quote'] One of top 5 most appropriate moments for this meme ever. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabri1985 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 P.s. chael's TRT' date=' Overeem's testosterone, and Cyborg's stanzinol, Rampage admitting pride had juicers, clearly shows fighters cheat.... But oh no... Injuries... oh no... cant cheat [i']that way[/i]... oh noes... Im talking out of my ***. Common sense. You lack it, son. Stick with zergling rushes instead. your on about guys cheating to improve themselves there, injuring yourself on purpose will not do this it could in fact hurt you in the long term. For instance macdonald cutting his own eye if people really believe this and are not just trolling then they are rather stupid, no one is going to put a gash that big right above there eye when it could open up again in a fight and cost you that fight?? I agree guys can lie about getting injured it's easy enough to fake certain things, but guys doing it on purpose or going through operations to avoid a fight I find that highly doubtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Shouldnt even dignify todays comment w/ a response, but I would never fake an injury. I agreed to fight Hector b4 he was even signed ? Brian Stann (@BrianStann) August 15, 2012 http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/08/14/quick-twitt-stann-responds-to-shlemenko-claims-that-he-faked-an-injury-to-get-out-of-lombard-bout-ufc-news-34333.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+bjpenndotcom+%28BJPENN.COM+MMA+NEWS+BLOGS%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 One of top 5 most appropriate moments for this meme ever. Well done. I'd like to thank Jesus for this award. your on about guys cheating to improve themselves there' date=' injuring yourself on purpose will not do this it could in fact hurt you in the long term. I agree guys can lie about getting injured it's easy enough to fake certain things, but guys doing it on purpose or going through operations to avoid a fight I find that highly doubtful.[/quote'] First thing, when you say "in fact." It's not a fact that going through surgery is career ending, or even hindering the short term or long term. It's possible you can come back better, rebuilt. Plenty of examples, look at Shogun post double knee surgery beats forest, machida, and Tashad vs Ortiz.(The Rashad point of view, Tito is just crap and always was.) So it's not a fact an injury is worse. Besides the fact that i mentioned many fighters have pre-existing medium to light injuries they're ignoring... Anyways... Is the juice worth the squeeze? No steroid pun intended. Every fighter/trainer makes that decision when they decide to do this, do that, cheat this, inject that, injure this. Even legit considerations, train here, train there, wear a snorkle, ask Mike Dolce how to be successful in MMA. I think you imagine the UFC is an elite place where fighters don't make mistakes. It is an elite place, but fighters will always make mistakes, because fighters are people. So you can't argue that because "X in your opinion is unbeneficial in the long run(or even in the short run) that people wont choose X." If X exists, there are people out there that would choose it. It's even more doubtful that a ~billion years ago, in a molecular stew, the right combination of amino acids and proteins formed life on earth. In a long enough time with a large enough pallet it happens. We're not even talking random chemistry here... we're talking motives & incentives. Considering that, It's not doubtful, It's assured. I havent said all injuries are purposed, I would guess around 10 of the ~200 injuries that have happened are purposefully brought up or exasorbated.(sp) For instance macdonald cutting his own eye if people really believe this and are not just trolling then they are rather stupid, no one is going to put a gash that big right above there eye when it could open up again in a fight and cost you that fight?? Losing a future fight due to only a cut,(which rarely happens) or a cut making you lose heart... Versus... Being forever tagged as the steroid abuser, delegitimazing all his past wins, and questioning his future wins. Plus suspension for 6months, loss of fans. What happened to Overeem? He got replaced by Overoid. How many posts are there on this forum from Chael-haters saying chael cheated with steroids?(Regardless if it was TRT) 5,000? Maybe 10,000? Besides, Trainers know there's operations to fix scar tissue. You might whind up looking like Wanderlei... but I dont think fighters start fighting because they want to stay forever beautiful. Fighters and trainers know reputation, credibility and fans are more important than actually winning the fight,(when you're established, at the tops) ESPECIALLY when you have money on the line. Plenty of examples of that. So what do you think is worse, a rare scenario cut-related stoppage in the future or an immediate Loss of fans, credibility, and reputation for-seemingly-ever? Also, nobody is saying anyone has concrete evidence of it. That requires admittance of guilt... and severe career halting results... But it's not doubtful. It's not only just plausible either. It's highly probable in a minority percentage of the top ranked fighters considering everything I said previously that nobody reads, why am I even typing, oh that's right, work is boring. But heyyyyyyyyyyy... why listen to me yakity yak about high probabilities... I'm just a successful day trader. I assume for a living. Big deal. I place bets on the last 50 ufc fights for spare money. Whoopty doo. I take that spare money and go to fundraisers for struggling vegas college girls. Lah di dah. Im fancy. Shouldnt even dignify todays comment w/ a response' date=' but I would never fake an injury. I agreed to fight Hector b4 he was even signed — Brian Stann (@BrianStann) August 15, 2012 [/quote']http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/08/14/quick-twitt-stann-responds-to-shlemenko-claims-that-he-faked-an-injury-to-get-out-of-lombard-bout-ufc-news-34333.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+bjpenndotcom+%28BJPENN.COM+MMA+NEWS+BLOGS%29 I agree that Brian Stann has the integrity to not fake an injury, due to his strong character, lack of devious motive or incentive, and career path. You would agree that anyone who renames his nickname to Ares, the roman god of war, lacks a bit in the integrity department. Also the last prefight, and the ariel interview he's starting to sound almost as ****y as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 What happened to Overeem? He got replaced by Overoid. How many posts are there on this forum from Chael-haters saying chael cheated with steroids?(Regardless if it was TRT) 5' date='000? Maybe 10,000? [/quote'] To be fair, he's been Overoid for years and I doubt he lost too many fans because everyone has known he was roids since like 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa80teur Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne_vulgaris You just quoted Wikipedia as a reliable source.. What are you getting your black belt in at med school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jduk Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 He's fought one guy I heard of' date=' Hector Lombard, and he lost. He's a can crushing even bigger cans, who cares what he thinks?[/quote'] this. He's just jealous because he fights in the B leagues in Russia and Bellator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinFoilHat Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 To be fair' date=' he's been Overoid for years and I doubt he lost too many fans because everyone has known he was roids since like 2006.[/quote'] yeah that's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Even though I'm sure that it has happened I don't see it being very common considering these guys need paychecks. I don't know how Schlemenko thinks that he knows how everything works with the UFC doctors considering he has never been in the UFC. If you have a serious injury then the doctors have a test to prove it. It would be tough to fake serious injuries these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Even though I'm sure that it has happened I don't see it being very common considering these guys need paychecks. I don't know how Schlemenko thinks that he knows how everything works with the UFC doctors considering he has never been in the UFC. If you have a serious injury then the doctors have a test to prove it. It would be tough to fake serious injuries these days. Well if you listen to Anderson the UFC doctors are incompetent enough to miss broken ribs during the pre fight medicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Well if you listen to Anderson the UFC doctors are incompetent enough to miss broken ribs during the pre fight medicals. Yeah but his own BJJ coach who was ringside said that it happened during the first round which would make more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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