newyorkgiant1 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 So I was about 6 or 7 years old when I was at my steppops ball game....I was playing on the playground with these older kids. Somehow we get into a conversation about needing a haircut. This older kid tells me "Hey little man you want the coolest haircut? Next time you go to the haircuttery ask the haircutter for a bj...it's the best haircut ever" I did...my first time being smacked by a woman other then my mother. Then when I was about 8 one of my friends told me that midgets have night vision...so I approached the midget at our school and asked her and she kicked me in my nuts...That hurt very badly.. Anyway...you guys have some stories that older people played on you as kids? Oh btw...did I ever tell you I once dated a midget? I was nuts over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruteDion Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 So I was about 6 or 7 years old when I was at my steppops ball game....I was playing on the playground with these older kids. Somehow we get into a conversation about needing a haircut. This older kid tells me "Hey little man you want the coolest haircut? Next time you go to the haircuttery ask the haircutter for a bj...it's the best haircut ever" I did...my first time being smacked by a woman other then my mother. Then when I was about 8 one of my friends told me that midgets have night vision...so I approached the midget at our school and asked her and she kicked me in my nuts...That hurt very badly.. Anyway...you guys have some stories that older people played on you as kids? Oh btw...did I ever tell you I once dated a midget? I was nuts over her. your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmafan001 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB what an ******* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB Wow, what a ****ing *******, be more considerate about other peoples property next time. Geez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 When I was about 12 a friend's cousin made a deal to run around naked in the back yard swinging off the clothesline yelling "I'm the king of the wet willies" if I gave him some of my pokemon cards he really wanted I didn't think he'd do it. But he did. In front of everyone. I didn't want to give him the cards so I started saying that he needed to complete the second part of the deal to run up the street naked... he said we never made that deal etc and storm off in rage. I didn't think much of it. 5 minutes later he gets in my face and holds up a kitchen knife in a position ready to stab me. I said to him, "you won't do it" and just sort of held my hands up at hip height sort of shrugging without lifting my shoulders. He didn't stab me. He stood there debating whether or not he should, and after about 10 seconds he walked off and calmed down, and I changed my undies. Later I was using his sega megadrive and he asked me if he could have a look at my pokemon cards.Mum turned up at this time to pick me up. So I was in a hurry and grabbed my cards... had a quick look through and saw basically all the good ones were gone. I ask where they all are and he said he didn't know, at exactly this point I said "yeah whatever" and left. That moment was when I lost all value for meaningless objects that can easily be taken away. I went and told my uncle about it a week later, and after I told him about the clothesline part he said "You better have given him the cards" I just said "yeah, he got them" and didn't finish the story, but at that point I learned to always honor deals. Not really got OWNED, but these moments were when some important lessons were learned, and my values changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB lol awesome story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 When I was about 12 a friend's cousin made a deal to run around naked in the back yard swinging off the clothesline yelling "I'm the king of the wet willies" if I gave him some of my pokemon cards he really wanted I didn't think he'd do it. But he did. In front of everyone. I didn't want to give him the cards so I started saying that he needed to complete the second part of the deal to run up the street naked... he said we never made that deal etc and storm off in rage. I didn't think much of it. 5 minutes later he gets in my face and holds up a kitchen knife in a position ready to stab me. I said to him' date=' "you won't do it" and just sort of held my hands up at hip height sort of shrugging without lifting my shoulders. He didn't stab me. He stood there debating whether or not he should, and after about 10 seconds he walked off and calmed down, and I changed my undies. Later I was using his sega megadrive and he asked me if he could have a look at my pokemon cards.Mum turned up at this time to pick me up. So I was in a hurry and grabbed my cards... had a quick look through and saw basically all the good ones were gone. I ask where they all are and he said he didn't know, at exactly this point I said "yeah whatever" and left. That moment was when I lost all value for meaningless objects that can easily be taken away. I went and told my uncle about it a week later, and after I told him about the clothesline part he said "You better have given him the cards" I just said "yeah, he got them" and didn't finish the story, but at that point I learned to always honor deals. Not really got OWNED, but these moments were when some important lessons were learned, and my values changed.[/quote'] no freakin...way... I still have those cards I took from you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMAMaster_Debater Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 When I was 10 I got bribed by my older brother and his friends to eat a wild mushroom in the woods, I ended up getting my stomach pumped at the hospital. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbrahams Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 no freakin...way... I still have those cards I took from you!! ahahaha I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 when I was young me,my brother, and 2 cousins pissed in a cup and gave it to our babysitter as "lemonade". she got upset. when I was young me,my brother, and 2 cousins convinced a different babysitter to go outside to help find our lost pet... we locked her out. she got upset. ok those were stories of us kids owning here is a story of me getting owned... when I was young me,my brother, and 2 cousins would play various games involving our large playground thing. it was probably 10 ft tall from the roof I think. (when I was little I swear it was 30 ft lol weird how that is). one of the games we played was "Alamo"... one cousin was James Bowie, brother was David Crockett. not sure who the other cousin was but she was an American... leaving me to be Santa Anna... they rewrote history and decided the Americans won and hung me up by my feet from the top of the playground....I got upset. easter time came, same group of people. we wanted to do a 'play'... I was Jesus...got tied to the fence, hit with sticks and spit on.... I got upset. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgiant1 Posted August 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB Damn dude...I do believe in an old fashion belt to the behind or smack to the face but that was a little harsh...but I bet you got ther point and didnt do it again. and I changed my undies. hahahahah good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmafan73 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberSlayer Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I had just bought the PS2,it didn't even have like 5 or 6 games out for it,but me,my lil cousin,& best friend were playing it,I drank alot back then & used an apple juice bottle to piss in the night before cause I was so drunk..Well my little cousin who's about 12 at the time opened it & smelled it"it smelled like apples"& asked me what it was??So I tell him its homemade wine..I get into playing the game & he takes a drink of it & says that tastes like ****,I start rolling & tell him its piss,till this day I call him piss pot to piss him off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmafan001 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I had just bought the PS2' date='it didn't even have like 5 or 6 games out for it,but me,my lil cousin,& best friend were playing it,I drank alot back then & used an apple juice bottle to piss in the night before cause I was so drunk..Well my little cousin who's about 12 at the time opened it & smelled it"it smelled like apples"& asked me what it was??So I tell him its homemade wine..I get into playing the game & he takes a drink of it & says that tastes like ****,I start rolling & tell him its piss,till this day I call him piss pot to piss him off..[/quote'] HA HA HA HA HA HA thats ****ed up but very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirerat Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 your last line...I see what you did there My child owned moments... Well one time when I was little I used to dream of being a MLB baseball player...well one day I was on driveway of my grandparents house...I would pick up the rocks and hit them with my bat well I guess I was hitting the neighbours house...well my grand pa snuck up behind me when I was still hitting the rocks (ex marine who fought in Korea or some jungle war Idk...he's very good at sneaking) well be4 I could notice him or wonder what the **** he was doing sneaking up on me he yanked the bat out my hands...be4 I could run he hit the back of my legs with the bat so I could not run...so as I laid there he beat me with said bat repeatedly over and over as the ppl nexted door could see shouting "don't hit rock into other people houses boy" (to this day be does not call me by my name) As I laid there legs beat in and with marks all over me laying in this stone drive way he just looked over to the neighbours and smiled saying "hey he will never do that again sorry" I quickly gave up my dream of playing baseball in the MLB I don't see the problem here. That's proper parenting 101. No really, parents should abuse their children into subservience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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