P4PLikeWater Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Post the dumbest things ever said by politicians here, gifs, memes, comments, pictures all welcome! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4PLikeWater Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'll start off with some easy ones: John Kerry "I was for the war in Iraq before I was against it" Todd Akin "Woman can prevent pregnancy when they are raped" .....please feel free to add many more......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StocktonStrangler420 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 George Dubya Bush "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." "Today I mourned the lives of two who -- two postal officers, who lost their life in the line of duty." "A leadership is someone who brings people together." "Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes." "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." "A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief." "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." "There — it's — you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." "And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the — nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — of the rest of your life — of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 — 4,000 hours." "No question in my mind these are tough times for America. But there's no question in my mind we'll prevail. Right is on our side. And we'll prevail, because we're a fabulous nation, and we're a fabulous nation because we're a nation full of fabulous people." "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." "We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their — their love with women all across this country." "You're working hard to put food on your family." I could do this for roughly 20 pages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4PLikeWater Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 George Dubya Bush "First' date=' let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." "Today I mourned the lives of two who -- two postal officers, who lost their life in the line of duty." "A leadership is someone who brings people together." "Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes." "[b']Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better[/b]." "A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief." "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once ? shame on ? shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." "There ? it's ? you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." "And so, in my State of the ? my State of the Union ? or state ? my speech to the ? nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation ? I asked Americans to give 4,000 years ? 4,000 hours over the next ? of the rest of your life ? of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 ? 4,000 hours." "No question in my mind these are tough times for America. But there's no question in my mind we'll prevail. Right is on our side. And we'll prevail, because we're a fabulous nation, and we're a fabulous nation because we're a nation full of fabulous people." "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe ? I believe what I believe is right." "We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their ? their love with women all across this country." "You're working hard to put food on your family." I could do this for roughly 20 pages... LOL! Please do...do not 4get joe biden and obama though :cool: Bolded ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aletheia Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 George Dubya Bush "First' date=' let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." "Today I mourned the lives of two who -- two postal officers, who lost their life in the line of duty." "A leadership is someone who brings people together." "Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes." "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." "A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief." "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. [b']They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we[/b]." "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once ? shame on ? shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." "There ? it's ? you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." "And so, in my State of the ? my State of the Union ? or state ? my speech to the ? nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation ? I asked Americans to give 4,000 years ? 4,000 hours over the next ? of the rest of your life ? of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 ? 4,000 hours." "No question in my mind these are tough times for America. But there's no question in my mind we'll prevail. Right is on our side. And we'll prevail, because we're a fabulous nation, and we're a fabulous nation because we're a nation full of fabulous people." "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe ? I believe what I believe is right." "We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their ? their love with women all across this country." "You're working hard to put food on your family." I could do this for roughly 20 pages... Every time I read or hear his quotes, I always picture him doing this while he's saying this stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirerat Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 You can fill this whole thread up with George W's stuff. “Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” Man that dude shouldn't have ever been able to speak in public. Even with a teleprompter the man couldn't speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aletheia Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 You can fill this whole thread up with George W's stuff. ?Too many OB/GYNs aren?t able to practice their love with women all across this country.? Man that dude shouldn't have ever been able to speak in public. Even with a teleprompter the man couldn't speak. One of my favs. & the squinty, "is he looking into the sun?" eyes & the "hehhehhehheh". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirerat Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 One of my favs. & the squinty' date=' "is he looking into the sun?" eyes & the "hehhehhehheh".[/quote'] One of my friends Anthony does a nearly perfect impression of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGuy2000 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Mitt Romney said he doesn't care about the poor. I don't care if you are a die hard republican. If you cannot see that Mitt Romney is not fit for president, God help the USA. Barack Obama - four more years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Mitt Romney said he doesn't care about the poor. I don't care if you are a die hard republican. If you cannot see that Mitt Romney is not fit for president' date=' God help the USA. Barack Obama - four more years.[/quote'] Taken out of context, although I don't like Romney. Lulz at Obama. Terrible president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGuy2000 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Taken out of context' date=' although I don't like Romney. Lulz at Obama. Terrible president[/quote'] It was not taken out of context. Romney said, "I don't care about the poor. They have a safety net." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirerat Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Barack Obama - four more years. 4 more years of the President that in the future will be remembered as the worst thing that has happened to America. And that's saying a lot after Carter and Bush II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 It was not taken out of context. Romney said' date=' "I don't care about the poor. They have a safety net."[/quote'] "I'm not concerned about the very poor, we have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I'll fix it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KINGnoob Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pelosi "Pass it to know whats in it" Uh ok dumb dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewGuy2000 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 4 more years of the President that in the future will be remembered as the worst thing that has happened to America. And that's saying a lot after Carter and Bush II. I like the fact you have a crystal ball and can see the future. Please give me the winning numbers for the next mega million drawing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruteDion Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 There's a sayin we got in texas..."fool me once,shame on --- shame on you...fool me twice, shame on --- you will not fool me again" G.W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aletheia Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 "When the president does it, that means it's not illegal." -Nixon ?Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.? -GW ?But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." -Pelosi When told that the majority of Americans didn't think the Iraq war was worth fighting... "So?" -Cheney (just warms my heart..) "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where? where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." -Palin "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." -Palin (..obviously!) "I've now been in 57 states ? I think one left to go." -Obama "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." -Biden "You work three jobs? ? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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