KarateAkido Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Jesus tattoo vs Philippians 4:13 tattoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Jebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Vitor has a whole Jesus tattoo... Jones has only a verse. Winner is Vitor Belfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 I can't believe no one has let either of them in on this religious gag yet, they're grown men for Christ's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnTravolta Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 I can fill you in if you'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epilogue1406051983 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 where was Jesus for Belfort when Silva throttled him with his foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polymerase Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 where was Jesus for Belfort when Silva throttled him with his foot? Obviously throwing Silva a bone too, since he does pray and is Christian too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 JP:rolleyes: Please knock it off now, I am not JP, nor will I ever be!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Obviously throwing Silva a bone too' date=' since he does pray and is Christian too! [/quote'] This. He is a better fighter, but also has jesus power, therefor Vitor just couldn't keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pessimist_Pete Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Please knock it off now' date=' I am not JP, nor will I ever be!!! [/quote'] That's not what you said when you PM'd me: Hey. Shhhh. It's JP. If I start another league' date=' do you want in?[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker_Kid Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 I can't believe no one has let either of them in on this religious gag yet' date=' they're grown men for Christ's sake.[/quote'] Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 That's not what you said when you PM'd me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Please knock it off now' date=' I am not JP, nor will I ever be!!! [/quote'] lol, Don't let them get to you... They are still mad at getting trolled by JP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 still happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pessimist_Pete Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 lol' date=' Don't let them get to you... They are still mad at getting trolled by [b']you when you were logged in as JP[/b] Agreed. they are mad because of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Jesus tattoo vs Philippians 4:13 tattoo God likes America more then Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgiant1 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 I remember when I wanted a bike for christmas and I know how God works...so I stole one and asked for forgiveness. Lord forgive me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 God likes America more then Brazil. I thought God hates Blacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 God likes America more then Brazil. i guess I thought God hates Blacks ^^this Didn't anyone see Marquardt vs Woodley??... Tyrone had like 3 women feeling the spirit in the audience and he got knocked the **** out and immediately Nate thanked Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwerty1175 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgiant1 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 Hi Hi, do you have fun jugs or moobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAMMA Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 The side that is "right" and "just" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateAkido Posted August 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 I remember when I wanted a bike for christmas and I know how God works...so I stole one and asked for forgiveness. Lord forgive me. ha ha:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 That's not what you said when you PM'd me: I'm pretty sure mods can view PM's' date=' I never PM'd you. lol, Don't let them get to you... They are still mad at getting trolled by JP Ohhhh, I think I get it. Everyone got trolled hard, and want some revenge? Oooookay, makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 I thought God hates Blacks God hates homosexuals or so I heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengu Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Vitor was sent down by the Lord to beat the sins out of Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyUK Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 God says in the bible that anyone who has a child outside of marriage should be put to death. So that's 80% of America ****ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leiting Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 God says in the bible that anyone who has a child outside of marriage should be put to death. So that's 80% of America ****ed. Where exactly are you getting your statistics from? According to the CDC and NCHS, it is in fact UK who leads America in children born out of wedlock, with the UK having 44% of their children born out of marriage versus America's 40%. SOURCES: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db18_Fig_6.png http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db18.htm Not that it is for me or anyone else to judge how people chose to bring their children into the world, but if you're going to make vile filled comments, the least you could do is be factually correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Where exactly are you getting your statistics from? According to the CDC and NCHS' date=' it is in fact UK who leads America in children born out of wedlock, with the UK having 44% of their children born out of marriage versus America's 40%. SOURCES: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db18_Fig_6.png http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db18.htm Not that it is for me or anyone else to judge how people chose to bring their children into the world, but if you're going to make vile filled comments, the least you could do is be factually correct.[/quote'] You should know that 72% of statistics are made up on the spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leiting Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 You should know that 72% of statistics are made up on the spot I know, and I realize his point was to make an off handed joke. However, being that I get a bit defensive over my country when it's made the butt of a joke (especially a joke that has no barring on the rest of the discussion) I thought I would use a bit of actual facts to counter punch with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondsout Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Dana: " If you kids wanna see, which one God will pick, buy a PPV, god d*** it !! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemically_Enhanced Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 God says in the bible that anyone who has a child outside of marriage should be put to death. So that's 80% of America ****ed. God also said no one gets into heaven with crooked teeth. I guess 100% of england is ****ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandura Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 He shall pick the one that sacrifices more Virgins! That's how it works, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bssite Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 lmfao at the irony of this Belfort vs Jones bible thumping fistfight. Im sure Gods message is its o.k to get into a cage and beat the life out of someone. Religion has absolutely no ****ing base and i find it hilarious that people are so stupid to this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullbone Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 Well, if God frowns on ****bags he has to be for Vitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAMMA Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Probably Vitor, Jesus is jealous of jbj. Jesus only turned water into wine, jbj turns everything into whine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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