HammerrTime Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I could run out the bandwidth on this mother as I pretty much hate everyone. One time in the 90's there was this real ****** who was banging my girlfriends roomate who was of equal stature. He was a pretty boy that out did every story told and never let you finish a sentence without jumping in (you know the type)....anyways one night I came home totally polluted and he and his lady were half in the bag too. I boiled a few hot dogs in my piss and served them up like a hero feeding the hungry, I sat and sipped some scotch and enjoyed their conversation as they ate every last bite. I still giggle about it to this day. FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 When I was around 13 I told a girl to kill herself because she was unattractive. Kids can be terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I could run out the bandwidth on this mother as I pretty much hate everyone. One time in the 90's there was this real ****** who was banging my girlfriends roomate who was of equal stature. He was a pretty boy that out did every story told and never let you finish a sentence without jumping in (you know the type)....anyways one night I came home totally polluted and he and his lady were half in the bag too. I boiled a few hot dogs in my piss and served them up like a hero feeding the hungry' date=' I sat and sipped some scotch and enjoyed their conversation as they ate every last bite. I still giggle about it to this day. FTW[/quote'] Haha, like a boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 real talk ... ****ed a dead dude's girlfriend on the 1st anniversary of his death and then drove her and his son to the grave site. ranks in my head ... I'm sure he didn't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 real talk ... ****ed a dead dude's girlfriend on the 1st anniversary of his death and then drove her and his son to the grave site. ranks in my head ... I'm sure he didn't mind I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I lol'd we hated each other too man, bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerrTime Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 real talk ... ****ed a dead dude's girlfriend on the 1st anniversary of his death and then drove her and his son to the grave site. ranks in my head ... I'm sure he didn't mind Epic, the fact that you hated the dude made the revenge sweeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHarbinger Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Too vulgar to post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Epic' date=' the fact that you hated the dude made the revenge sweeter.[/quote'] This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerrTime Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Too vulgar to post here. Give the key elements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Epic' date=' the fact that you hated the dude made the revenge sweeter.[/quote'] lol I paid an emotional price eventually .. but at the time I thought it was some real cold gangster **** to do lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 lol I paid an emotional price eventually .. but at the time I thought it was some real cold gangster **** to do lol j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I could run out the bandwidth on this mother as I pretty much hate everyone. One time in the 90's there was this real ****** who was banging my girlfriends roomate who was of equal stature. He was a pretty boy that out did every story told and never let you finish a sentence without jumping in (you know the type)....anyways one night I came home totally polluted and he and his lady were half in the bag too. I boiled a few hot dogs in my piss and served them up like a hero feeding the hungry' date=' I sat and sipped some scotch and enjoyed their conversation as they ate every last bite. I still giggle about it to this day. FTW[/quote'] Holy ****, that is absolutely brutal. I loled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmctaggart08 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I broke 3 girls hearts :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammerrTime Posted August 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 lol I paid an emotional price eventually .. but at the time I thought it was some real cold gangster **** to do lol I had a similar situaton, not to that extent but funny all the same. My first roomate after quitting high school and moving out of my parents house at 16 yrs old tried to kick me out in the middle of a blizzard in boston. He lived in a 3 family home in southie (boondock saints for a visual). I went upstairs and begged to stay with his sister (decent but busted teeth) who I nailed within a week, then tagged his mom on the first floor a month or so later(not bad, milfish but not a showpiece) and eventually railed his girlfriend one day having a few drinks on the stoop(she was gross but it felt nice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I had a similar situaton' date=' not to that extent but funny all the same.My first roomate after quitting high school and moving out of my parents house at 16 yrs old tried to kick me out in the middle of a blizzard in boston. He lived in a 3 family home in southie (boondock saints for a visual). I went upstairs and begged to stay with his sister (decent but busted teeth) who I nailed within a week, then tagged his mom on the first floor a month or so later(not bad, milfish but not a showpiece) and eventually railed his girlfriend one day having a few drinks on the stoop(she was gross but it felt nice).[/quote'] lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serb-1 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 when i was in the 8th grade i staged gladiator fights between the 6th graders on the school bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgiant1 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I grabbed another mans butt but he liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I had a similar situaton' date=' not to that extent but funny all the same.My first roomate after quitting high school and moving out of my parents house at 16 yrs old tried to kick me out in the middle of a blizzard in boston. He lived in a 3 family home in southie (boondock saints for a visual). I went upstairs and begged to stay with his sister (decent but busted teeth) who I nailed within a week, then tagged his mom on the first floor a month or so later(not bad, milfish but not a showpiece) and eventually railed his girlfriend one day having a few drinks on the stoop(she was gross but it felt nice).[/quote'] man you and I had really ****** first roommates ... I hated my first one so bad I used to piss on his bed while he was on vacation ... coated his pillow in mayonnaise and put a case over it, etc .. when ever I had buddies over they pissed in his sink and shower .. i moved out after a couple of months and thought my name was off the lease .. he got evicted and that **** was was on my renters history for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyorkgiant1 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I hated this one roomate so I jerked off in his face towel and he thought it was sticky because of the toothpaste he would wipe off his mouth...so he used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I could run out the bandwidth on this mother as I pretty much hate everyone. One time in the 90's there was this real ****** who was banging my girlfriends roomate who was of equal stature. He was a pretty boy that out did every story told and never let you finish a sentence without jumping in (you know the type)....anyways one night I came home totally polluted and he and his lady were half in the bag too. I boiled a few hot dogs in my piss and served them up like a hero feeding the hungry' date=' I sat and sipped some scotch and enjoyed their conversation as they ate every last bite. I still giggle about it to this day. FTW[/quote'] 4chan is that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuberling Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I've never done anything too bad. I dropped the N-bomb really loudly infront of a black girl, didn't mean too, was just angry, that's about it really, lol. Nothing to exciting unfortunately... I may remember something possibly, lemme have a think for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I made a chili out of a kid's parents and fed it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuberling Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I made a chili out of a kid's parents and fed it to him. How'd you kill the parents? You trick them into trespassing onto a farmers field of some ****, cause there was a horse that needed "saving"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I've never done anything too bad. I dropped the N-bomb really loudly infront of a black girl' date=' didn't mean too, was just angry, that's about it really, lol. Nothing to exciting unfortunately... I may remember something possibly, lemme have a think for a while.[/quote'] Worst crime I've seen in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuberling Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Worst crime I've seen in this thread I felt awful, she was a nice person as well, lol. EDIT: She didn't actually know I said it, there was a group of us, I don't think she knew who said it, but she did stop and stare at us for a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I felt awful' date=' she was a nice person as well, lol.[/quote'] Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 How'd you kill the parents? You trick them into trespassing onto a farmers field of some ****' date=' cause there was a horse that needed "saving"?[/quote'] Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePack19 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Back in the High School days. Typical party, people drinking and loud music....but I was one of the few who didn't drink because we enjoyed being sober to laugh at everyone else getting drunk doing stupid stuff. One fella gets hammered...me and another do not like him......so we hatch a plan. So we get shaving cream and razors, told him we gonna make him look good. We shaved off every single hair on his body! EVERY SINGLE HAIR.....eyebrows gone, head hair gone.....everything if ya get my drift. Then we walked his completely naked self outside and told him....we'll give ya 10 bucks if you can jump over that thorny bush. He ran and jumped smack into the bush....the thorns on this bush are 2 inches long!!! He screamed bloody murder! We pull him out and HOLY BLEEP....he had thorns broken off in places ya don't wanna know!! I got my **** kicked a week later, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Back in the High School days. Typical party' date=' people drinking and loud music....but I was one of the few who didn't drink because we enjoyed being sober to laugh at everyone else getting drunk doing stupid stuff. One fella gets hammered...me and another do not like him......so we hatch a plan. So we get shaving cream and razors, told him we gonna make him look good. We shaved off every single hair on his body! EVERY SINGLE HAIR.....eyebrows gone, head hair gone.....everything if ya get my drift. Then we walked his completely naked self outside and told him....we'll give ya 10 bucks if you can jump over that thorny bush. He ran and jumped smack into the bush....the thorns on this bush are 2 inches long!!! He screamed bloody murder! We pull him out and HOLY BLEEP....he had thorns broken off in places ya don't wanna know!! I got my **** kicked a week later, LOL.[/quote']lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells_Bartender Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Slept with this guy I worked with girlfriend. They'd been seeing each other for about 4 maybe 5 year. Anyway, they broke up for a year or so then got back together. After they'd been seeing each other for another 2 maybe 3 year and buying a house together I slept with her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Slept with this guy I worked with girlfriend. They'd been seeing each other for about 4 maybe 5 year. Anyway' date=' they broke up for a year or so then got back together. After they'd been seeing each other for another 2 maybe 3 year and buying a house together I slept with her again.[/quote'] :eek: Oh, evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 in all honesty i cant say ive done anything that id conisder ruthless or even that mean to someone haha...i guess im just soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells_Bartender Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 :eek: Oh' date=' evil...[/quote'] Best way I could word it. Don't be getting no ideas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I once accused a man of being JP24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 probably the most brutal thing I have done is when I was in grade 4, about 8 years old, one of the less cool girls in my grade liked me. One day she said hi to me, so I yelled at her "Don't talk to me" and gave her a solid kick right on the flesh of her left *** cheek. Instantly hated myself, and that memory sticks out to me. I bet she's hot now too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 probably the most brutal thing I have done is when I was in grade 4' date=' about 8 years old, one of the less cool girls in my grade liked me. One day she said hi to me, so I yelled at her "Don't talk to me" and gave her a solid kick right on the flesh of her left *** cheek. Instantly hated myself, and that memory sticks out to me. I bet she's hot now too.[/quote'] That's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 in all honesty i cant say ive done anything that id conisder ruthless or even that mean to someone haha...i guess im just soft Nothing wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 probably the most brutal thing I have done is when I was in grade 4' date=' about 8 years old, one of the less cool girls in my grade liked me. One day she said hi to me, so I yelled at her "Don't talk to me" and gave her a solid kick right on the flesh of her left *** cheek. Instantly hated myself, and that memory sticks out to me. I bet she's hot now too.[/quote'] lolllllllllllllllll forever alone meng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmctaggart08 Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I once accused a man of being JP24 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpinee_Assasin Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 3 of my good friends from highschool blamed me for "Snitching" that one of em ****ed some nasty local when we went to Puerto Vallarta so for calling me outfor something I didn't do(coulda just made up a good lie but they noobs) I did the following. I ****ed the gf of the main guy who cheated at his apartment and just defiled her. Had her give me head and damn near made her throw up from smashing her head down over n over...****ed her in his bed, kitchen and shower and went to the darkside...The other goofy ****er had a gf who was always an emotional wreck so we went out for a drink and i ****ed her in my car and came all over her face n got that **** in her hair and then immediately left when she was cleaning herself in the park bathroom. She had to walk home and the other guy got his gf pregnant and she looked like she was gonna pop any second and i ****ed her and made sure to go as deep as humanely possible when I came...I wonder if i smacked it in the face...I posted some pics of them online at some random website too Don't mess with the Chazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 ^ i fapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 ^ i fapped THIS!!! Tell more, Chazz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 THIS!!! Tell more' date=' Chazz![/quote'] i know ... i'm ready to go again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpinee_Assasin Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 THIS!!! Tell more' date=' Chazz![/quote'] I'm a dirty mother ****er what can I say. I ****ed multiple women when I was in france back to back to back and they all knew (freak canadians)...My GF at the time was in the same room passed out from drinking too much..It was our last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpinee_Assasin Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 A woman I went to highschool with emailed me that she wanted to set up a photoshoot as she had seen my work and was interested in modeling. I had not seen this woman in years and had heard that she had a kid (I graduated only a few years ago but she left our district in her sophmoreyr)but the only thing i remembered were her GLORIOUS ****. I agreed to meet up with her and discuss her artistic vision for the shoot and she basically ended up saying "as sexy as possible, i want to do a lingerie shoot because i'm interested in lingerie modeling" I was staring at her **** the entire time we were eating. When I say big i mean BIG. We set it up and i have a mate that works at a Hilton hotel as a manager so I get free rooms whenever I please. I got a suite and set up everything, she showed up and started to change when I said I was ready and had my lighting set up. Throughout the shoot she kept asking me how sexy i thought she looked and if i was attracted to her. We finished and I was hooking my camera up to my laptop to review some with her when she walked up behind me and i felt her huge **** on my back. I turned around and was in shock...Biggest breasts i've ever seen in my life, i grabbed them and started making out and she was going insane when i grabbed her *******. She was one of the craziest lil tarts i've ever had but she had a nasty *** C-section scar. Tidday ****ed her and gave her a pearl necklace and she gobbled it all up and asked me how fast i could go again. Shower was basically the same but i picked her up against the glass. When she was ready to go she started saying **** over and over and I said "what?"...She forgot to pick her kid up from daycare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 I'm a dirty mother ****er what can I say. I ****ed multiple women when I was in france back to back to back and they all knew (freak canadians)...My GF at the time was in the same room passed out from drinking too much..It was our last night best part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 A woman I went to highschool with emailed me that she wanted to set up a photoshoot as she had seen my work and was interested in modeling. I had not seen this woman in years and had heard that she had a kid (I graduated only a few years ago but she left our district in her sophmoreyr)but the only thing i remembered were her GLORIOUS ****. I agreed to meet up with her and discuss her artistic vision for the shoot and she basically ended up saying "as sexy as possible' date=' i want to do a lingerie shoot because i'm interested in lingerie modeling" I was staring at her **** the entire time we were eating. When I say big i mean BIG. We set it up and i have a mate that works at a Hilton hotel as a manager so I get free rooms whenever I please. I got a suite and set up everything, she showed up and started to change when I said I was ready and had my lighting set up. Throughout the shoot she kept asking me how sexy i thought she looked and if i was attracted to her. We finished and I was hooking my camera up to my laptop to review some with her when she walked up behind me and i felt her huge **** on my back. I turned around and was in shock...Biggest breasts i've ever seen in my life, i grabbed them and started making out and she was going insane when i grabbed her *******. She was one of the craziest lil tarts i've ever had but she had a nasty *** C-section scar. Tidday ****ed her and gave her a pearl necklace and she gobbled it all up and asked me how fast i could go again. Shower was basically the same but i picked her up against the glass. When she was ready to go she started saying **** over and over and I said "what?"...She forgot to pick her kid up from daycare.[/quote'] Hahaha, I bet sober will fap to this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeet Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Well, I was shagging my best friend's sister And he was watching me Then his whole family was angry and grievious But that's of course because she was dead Then again, what else can you expect at her funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpinee_Assasin Posted August 30, 2012 Report Share Posted August 30, 2012 Well' date=' I was shagging my best friend's sisterAnd he was watching me Then his whole family was angry and grievious But that's of course because she was dead Then again, what else can you expect at her funeral?[/quote'] LMFAO :cool: best part I'm not gonna lie I pondered ****ing her too, have mr **** wake her up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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