BruteDion Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruteDion Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Bowled a perfect game once It's shocking cuz I suck really bad a bowling...I lose to 10 years olds when trying to win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxeMurduh Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Well? I'd say banging my 10th grade french teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbo_Jones Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Teaching my oldest daughter to **** in the toilet at 18 months, instead of her diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 First time taking a girl home from the bar was 11 yrs my senior with the body of a girl my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'd say banging my 10th grade french teacher Haha that's ****ing hilarious. And badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 There's a really stupid game that we play in PE classes here in Portugal, It's kind of like basketball but the ball you use is a soccer ball and you shoot at a rudimentary basket with no backboard. I threw a hailmary shot behind the halfcourt line and nailed it I have others but I'm too busy to post them right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 The other day I ate a hot dog in 8.7 seconds completely swallowed and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Wesley_of_Wells Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'd say banging my 10th grade french teacher This was his 10th grade French teacher: I don't want to know where those baguettes have been.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chons Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I played at CBGB's a couple of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 This was his 10th grade French teacher: I don't want to know where those baguettes have been.:eek: Lool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 This was his 10th grade French teacher: I don't want to know where those baguettes have been.:eek: Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 The other day I ate a hot dog in 8.7 seconds completely swallowed and everything. PM me your digits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Wesley_of_Wells Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 PM me your digits I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went in that direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 PM me your digits I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went in that direction. Wow real mature guys this is only my greatest non-serious achievement of my life we're talking about here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 perfect game of beer pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 perfect game of beer pong What rules? Official WSOBP rules? or we talking about house rules with same cups/balls back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I once ate a bunch of mushrooms for many many consecutive days and was fairly certain I had developed psychic ability by being able to derive messages from the collective unconcious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Wesley_of_Wells Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I once ate a bunch of mushrooms for many many consecutive days and was fairly certain I had developed psychic ability by being able to derive messages from the collective unconcious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Wow real mature guys this is only my greatest non-serious achievement of my life we're talking about here. Hahahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 I once ate a bunch of mushrooms for many many consecutive days and was fairly certain I had developed psychic ability by being able to derive messages from the collective unconcious. Now that ^^^ sounds awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxeMurduh Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Ft I once ate a bunch of mushrooms for many many consecutive days and was fairly certain I had developed psychic ability by being able to derive messages from the collective unconcious. I did shrooms once I ate 13 grams all I got was a body buzz, but my 2 buddies were tripping balls deep after about 3 gs of shroom, I had to leave because they were tripping so hard, that day we were Chillen at someones house I asked one of my buddies how he's feeling he said " just watching tv " lol the tv wasent even on, I'll never forget that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Wow real mature guys this is only my greatest non-serious achievement of my life we're talking about here. what do you mean? You can make serious dough with that skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chute_Boxe_Champion Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Passed math honors in high school without a calculator except for the final exam with a 77, my teacher would rage everyday saying I would fail her class without one and all I would say is we'll see, kinda funny when she tried to act high and mighty when asking what my grade was only to find out I did better then like 85% of the class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Won the Basketball competition at my 5th grade field day. We had like a minute to make as many baskets as we could. What an honor :'). I just got some ribbon which I lost real quick lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I got Jon Jones to Belcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs-On-The-Wing Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me and my friend beating the library on legendary. If you don't know what im talking about then i feel bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs-On-The-Wing Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I know that's Halo. Whether it be 2 or 1' date=' I'm not sure. I'm going to go with 2.[/quote'] nah the first one. **** was hard as hell! Next level is even harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Me and my friend beating the library on legendary. If you don't know what im talking about then i feel bad for you. I beat Modern Warfare on veteran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 nah the first one. **** was hard as hell! Next level is even harder. Good times. Halo was the best game eva! when it came out. See, I jumped from the original NES console with smb3 to AvP on pc and then Halo on xbox. My second ever fps game... I still couldn't turn corners without turning my head involuntarily. The flood and the aliens in avp both used to scare the crap out of me. In co-op my mate and I started doing suicide runs, where one stays back and the other just charges in and kills as many as possible before dying, respawns, then the other guy gets a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Lol Mile High Club?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYXV0UivpM That **** was so ****ing hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNOOB Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I was ranked #1 in the world for Black ops (Capture the Flag on 360) for about 6 months. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 lol same here Do you have a 360' date=' enigma?[/quote'] yeah i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGnoob Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 PM me your digits best post in the history of this forum. I scared my gf i was laughing so loud. well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGnoob Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Oh and i got first place in a chess tournament in 8th grade. My dad was the only parent that showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNOOB Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 no you weren't Lol Why do you say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNOOB Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Because 10 million people play COD online and everyone who is # 1 on the leader-board spends about 85-90% of their days playing. Black ops is Score Per minute based. Not total score. I got the game 2 weeks late and within a month I got to #1. I haven't played CTFon that game in over a year and I'm still top 20 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 GRAND FINAL MATCH IN UNDER 20's DIVISION ONE BASKETBALL....... AFTER A BACK AND FORTH MATCH WE WERE TIED AT THE SIREN AND PLAYED FOR OVERTIME, CLOSE AS HELL AND WE'RE UP BY TWO.. FIFTEEN SECONDS LEFT.... SCUMBAG FORWARD FROM THE OTHER TEAM WHO TRIPPED ME UP EARLIER AND SENT ME INTO HULK RAGE BUMPS ME HARD OFF THE BALL, LEADS AWAY, GETS THE BALL ON THE THREE POINT LINE, I CHASE AFTER HIM, (SLOW MOTION NOW) FEET LIFT THE GROUND, BALL ROTATES FROM HAND... I MISS THE BLOCK BY AN INCH AND TIE UP HIS ARM IN MINE INSTEAD, GET TANGLED UP MID AIR, MID SLOW-MO I THINK, AH F*** IT AND SMASH INTO HIM, DROPPING HIM WINDED INTO THE GROUND. (BACK TO NORMAL SPEED) LOOK UP AND HIS TEAM IS OFF THE BENCH CHEERING. GOD DAMN BALL WENT IN.WE'RE DOWN BY 1. KID GETS UP, HITS THE FREE THROW. WE END UP DOWN BY TWO. 8 SECONDS LEFT NOW. I PASS IN TO OUR GUARD AND LEAD OFF TO THE RIGHT. HE RUNS INTO THREE DEFENDERS AND IS STRIPPED OF THE BALL, DIVES AFTER IT, SOMEHOW GETS A HAND TO IT AND TAPS IT BACK TO ME, I PICK IT UP, TWO SECONDS LEFT NOW - STANDING JUST BEHIND THE FREE THROW LINE AT THE WRONG END, TURN AND THROW QUARTERBACK STYLE FOR THE HAIL MARY - SIREN GOES - BALL IN FLIGHT - SIREN STOPS, BALL RATTLES THE RIM AND DROPS THROUGH THE NET. WE WIN BY ONE POINT. EPIC. later that night my team went to a house party and the other team rocked up late, apparently one had hit one of our mates outside after being told they weren't welcome and rolled in anyway. We end up in a huge punch up outside, two cop cars rock up and three of them and two of us get arrested. I talked my way out of it, but in the raucus I rolled my ankle really bad, luckily enough one of the gf's of the opposition got ditched when they're boys ran off when the cops came, saw our game and thought I was cool, felt bad that they did that and ended up chilling with me all night. Ended up destroying that in my best friends sister's bed upstairs. Next morning his parents came home and I was found with a girl in their daughters bed, sans clothing. Turns out I didn't even have beer goggles on that night. I guess that was serious though.. sorry TS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Where you at' date=' enigma?[/quote'] lol, what games you got? I don't have ufc, it's unplayable overseas anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 once i woke up drunk with this chick and didnt have to put up with her nagging in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Madden 13 let's game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leiting Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Off the top of my head, the greatest achievements I've done in a non-serious setting all have to do with video games; like finishing the Bladder of Steel achievement on Rock Band 2, or the when I got the Two For One achievement on Halo 3 (which was the last achievement I needed to earn on 3), one time playing Smash Brothers back on the 64 I went through 3 CPU characters with 99 lives each on a single life, or the first (and final) time I beat Contra, and then when it comes to Star Wars Battlefront II - I feel like there is nothing I haven't done in that game, from Killing Sprees in the multi-hundreds (you have to adjust the settings to allow for more than 180 enemies) or finishing Galactic Conquests without dying or the time me and my Friend captured Hoth in under 2 minutes. I mean my roommate and I got so good at that game, it became scary. Oh and I guess when I was able to hit 10,000 achievement points on the nose exactly, that felt really cool - of course I've since eclipsed that bench mark rather easily, and that's having sparsely played any Xbox over the last 2 years... Anyway, yeah, I have a bunch of little video game thing. They don't mean anything, but I feel something akin to pride over my accomplishments. I thought about bringing up some achievements I've had either in terms of theatre performances or sports - but I decided that for me, personally, I don't view those as non-serious as I took them very seriously at the time...or still do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Off the top of my head' date=' the greatest achievements I've done in a non-serious setting all have to do with video games; like finishing the Bladder of Steel achievement on Rock Band 2, or the when I got the Two For One achievement on Halo 3 (which was the last achievement I needed to earn on 3), one time playing Smash Brothers back on the 64 I went through 3 CPU characters with 99 lives each on a single life, or the first (and final) time I beat Contra, and then when it comes to Star Wars Battlefront II - I feel like there is nothing I haven't done in that game, from Killing Sprees in the multi-hundreds (you have to adjust the settings to allow for more than 180 enemies) or finishing Galactic Conquests without dying or the time me and my Friend captured Hoth in under 2 minutes. I mean my roommate and I got so good at that game, it became scary. Oh and I guess when I was able to hit 10,000 achievement points on the nose exactly, that felt really cool - of course I've since eclipsed that bench mark rather easily, and that's having sparsely played any Xbox over the last 2 years... Anyway, yeah, I have a bunch of little video game thing. They don't mean anything, but I feel something akin to pride over my accomplishments. I thought about bringing up some achievements I've had either in terms of theatre performances or sports - but I decided that for me, personally, I don't view those as non-serious as I took them very seriously at the time...or still do...[/quote'] I will also go the video game route. In battlefield 3 I took down an attack helicopter with the stationary tow missile and over the weekend I took down a helicopter with the Mobile artillery. Those might not sound difficult if you have never played the game, but BF3 players will tell you they require a lot timing and luck to pull off. Oh and the night before last me and buddy broke a server in 2 games. We came in a smashed these kids. The entire opposing team left after that game, it divided the players and we demoralized them so badly they all left mid game leaving only 6 people on our team and no one else in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
||LastManStanding|| Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I once nailed two pretty hot chicks on the same day and they turned out to be sisters. They never found out btw lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I won the Champions League with Chelsea in PES 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisti Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 won a masquerade contest thing with 2,000 people watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisti Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 best post in the history of this forum. I scared my gf i was laughing so loud. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 Golden boombox and golden guitar in donkey kong country 2... 101% on donkey kong county 102% on donkey kong country 2 103% on donkey kong country 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabri1985 Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I once knocked out a guy rated way higher then me on the first ufc game via head kick, he was raging so bad, he sent me pm after pm asking for a rematch. He was never given the chance . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 I got the mile high club achiev on cod 4 also :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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