fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Well, thanks to the mod that banned me, but really that was a funny gif and not inappropriate in any way (much) jk And I watched the fights last night, finished around 6am. Wake up around 12pm and find I had a hot chick in my bed and NO recollection of what happened between 6am and me waking up. WTF? Is it time to stop the drink and drugs or are the UFC now giving away hot chicks with PPV's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabri1985 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Those sex dolls do look pretty real matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Those sex dolls do look pretty real matey Have sexdolls started making me a coffee and getting dressed before they go home also :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Continue with the drugs and alcohol The UFC gives away hot chicks with every PPV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Continue with the drugs and alcohol The UFC gives away hot chicks with every PPV :cool: this is good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmafan73 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Continue with the drugs and alcohol The UFC gives away hot chicks with every PPV this would be P4P if it was true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabri1985 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Have sexdolls started making me a coffee and getting dressed before they go home also :eek:you may have been part of an experiment for the new model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL4TRU_STRENGTH Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Well' date=' thanks to the mod that banned me, but really that was a funny gif and not inappropriate in any way (much) [b']jk [/b] And I watched the fights last night, finished around 6am. Wake up around 12pm and find I had a hot chick in my bed and NO recollection of what happened between 6am and me waking up. WTF? Is it time to stop the drink and drugs or are the UFC now giving away hot chicks with PPV's? whats worse is she likely woke up thinking "OMG - I'm soo glad I dont remember anything from last night! Maybe if I play nice he will let me leave without demanding an encore.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 whats worse is she likely woke up thinking "OMG - I'm soo glad I dont remember anything from last night! Maybe if I play nice he will let me leave without demanding an encore.." She was really sweet, made me a coffee and brought it to me in bed, then she jumped in the shower, got dressed gave me a kiss and left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 you may have been part of an experiment for the new model. well if this is true then I want one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabri1985 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 well if this is true then I want oneas do i. it would be even better if it was like the film surrogates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Awesome, just got a text from the hot chick and she wants to come over tonight :cool: happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHarbinger Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Fobar is getting it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 she is a trans that sobercuban sent to your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Fobar is getting it in. damn straight, and this time I am sober :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 she is a trans that sobercuban sent to your house I hope so man, fingers crossed for tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 damn straight' date=' and this time I am sober :eek:[/quote']and when i say sober, I mean not drunk and not that i am sobercuban. that would be too weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHarbinger Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Give her a right good pounding Fob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 and when i say sober' date=' I mean not drunk and not that i am sobercuban. that would be too weird[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezerker101 Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 welcome back - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 welcome back - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 damn straight brother. back to fight the *cough*corruption*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 I have never had sex as another man before and would have been weird, but you could have joined in, that would have been fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Oh and apparently she was a lady that turned up to a self denfense class I ran and I gave her my number. she decided to text me during the fights but I said come over later, so she did:D last night was much fun, better being able to remember what happened the night before :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL4TRU_STRENGTH Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Oh and apparently she was a lady that turned up to a self denfense class I ran and I gave her my number. she decided to text me during the fights but I said come over later' date=' so she did:D last night was much fun, better being able to remember what happened the night before :cool:[/quote'] I will now devote myself to live vicariously through you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 I will now devote myself to live vicariously through you Do as I do, not what I say brother. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL4TRU_STRENGTH Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Do as I do' date=' not what I say brother. :cool:[/quote'] I will not linger in the nude :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 I will not linger in the nude :mad: Then you will fail at life my brother. follow the true path and live a full a prosperous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewster Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 If the booze and drugs are helping in getting you laid, then I say why quit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fobar Posted September 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 If the booze and drugs are helping in getting you laid' date=' then I say why quit...[/quote']wise words :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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