So I pace this **** a little bit quicker That clock I'm racing it, double timing it

[EdGOAT]

Discuss.

[TheHarbinger]

Thanks, you too.

[EdGOAT]

Thanks' date=' you too.[/quote']

 

:cool:

[sobercuban]

I agree.

[EdGOAT]

Good night. It's over and that's all she wrote.

[EdGOAT]

But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma

I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her

And cruise around with her for seven hours through California

And have her wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner

At the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her

[fobar]

Eu amo todos voc?s

 

(i love you all)

[EdGOAT]

What's the difference between me and you?

 

Get rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall

Like a leech stuck in a vacuum y'all, ain't nothing but a whole lot of sucking

Going on in rap, yeah but I'm home, bad to the bone

Back in the zone, let him alone, you don't want to go eggin' him on

[EdGOAT]

crown so tight that it cuts off

Circulation to the brain, no oxygen, other words, there's no heir to the throne

[EdGOAT]

If we gotta dumb down our style and ABC it, then so be it

Cause nowadays these kids just don?t give a **** 'bout lyrics

All they wanna hear is a beat and that's it

Long as they can go to the club and get blitzed

Pick up some chicks and get some digits

[EdGOAT]

Warning, this ****'s gon' be rated R, restricted

You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted

Doctor slapped my momma, "***** you got a sick kid"

Arrested, molested myself and got convicted

[EdGOAT]

Schizophrenic thoughts spin around my mind sorta like rotisserie

Spittin this wicked ministry to the beat of this rebeck's symphony' date=' with a sin for me

Separated by 6 degrees of greed for centuries

And hatred engulfs my sensories like hallow screams from penitentiaries

This perpetuus cycle of depression intention remains bottomless

Even my psychologist said suicide may be the only option out of this.[/quote']

 

Only Em verses, please :mad:

[EdGOAT]

But ain't nobody over here buyin' two white guys disguised as pro black

There is no slack

Far heart for college grat. In a fitted hat and a hunch back

Standin' by the clearance coat rack

In some old slacks and tomorrows old throw backs

Yeah

[EdGOAT]

Now don't ignore me' date=' you won't avoid me

You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired

and my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

in plane crashes and laughs

As long as it ain't happened to him

Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em

-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*'] the maniac's in

Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place.

 

Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face.

I told you Dre, you should have had this put away.

That'll teach you not to let me play with it, aye?

 

I'M A CRIMINAL!

[EdGOAT]

See me and you we almost had the same outcome, Heath

Cause that Christmas you know the whole pneumonia thing?

It was bologna, was it the methadone ya think?

Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your ****os

Your VCR tape cases, with your Ambien CR

Great places to hide 'em, ain't it So you can lie to Hailie

I'm goin' beddy bye Whitney baby, good night Alaina

Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in an ambulance

They said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn

[EdGOAT]

And when the cops came through

Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house

With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches

And still weren't found out

From here on out it's the Chronic 2

Startin today and tomorrows the new

And I'm still loco enough

To choke you to death with a Charleston chew

[Record scratch]

Slim shady' date=' hotter then a set of twin babies

In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up

And the temp goes up to the mid 80's

Callin men ladies

Sorry Doc but I been crazy

There is no way that you can save me

It's ok go with him Hailey.[/quote']

 

Mother****ers forgot about Dre :mad:

[EdGOAT]

But the game ain't gonna be the same on the day that I leave it

But I swear, one way or another

I'mma make these ****in' haters believe it

I swear to God, won't spare the rod

I'm a man of my words so your ****ing heads better nod

[EdGOAT]

Let your hair down to the track' date='

Yeah kick on back.

Boo!

The boogie monster of rap,

Yeah the man's back

With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,

Mush the Senate's face in and push this generation,

Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,

This white hot light,

That I'm under,

No wonder,

I look so sunburnt,

Oh no,

I won't leave no stone unturned,

Oh no I won't leave,

Won't go nowhere,

Do-si-do,

Oh, yo, **, hello there

Oh yeah don't think I won't go there,

Go to the Beirut and do a show there.[/quote']

 

**** Mariah :mad:

[EdGOAT]

Where the **** is Kanye when you need him?

Snatch the mic from him, ***** I'mma let you finish in a minute

Yeah the rap is tight

But I'm bout to spit the greatest verse of all time

So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um

Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit

And start over from scratch and write new ones

But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference

[EdGOAT]

Carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space

How the hell did he fit 'em all into such a small place

Hide 'em in the wall, well how long will the drywall take?

[EdGOAT]

I ain't back just for the sake of just saying, "I'm back."

I could relax, but I'd rather stack ammo on tracks.

Couple Xanax, light a couple wax candles then black out,

And relapse 'Till yack Jack Daniels and yack burp bubbles.

[EdGOAT]

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is, cause she's kinda famous. And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this, Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my ***** in your ****.