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Steven Seagal challenges Randy Couture to secret fight

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if this fight happened and it went to the ground, seagal would headbutt him, crush his nuts and if it ever went north south position, bite his **** off. That's why it cant be a sanctioned fight. Seagal don't play by the rules. He might just stick his thumb up couture's ***.

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Randy would destroy him under any rules. In a sanctioned fight or not. He would destroy him in standup, on the ground, in the clinch,in BJJ you name it.

Anyone who says otherwise has no clue how uselless Aikidio really is. And to be quite honest, Ninjustu, Wing Tsun, Hapkido and so many weird name, no contact, martial arts also suck.

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in private so when Randy walks in Steven Seagal pulls out his check book for Randy to just go along with whatever he said....

 

Haha, probably.

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Obviously nobody here has ever fought an Aikido black belt' date=' let alone a master.[/quote']

 

Because most of them are smart enough not to mess around with real complete fighters

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TUF 17 the has beens (and never were)

James Toney, Steven Seagal, Bob Sapp, Wes Sims, Cabbage, Giant Silva, Valentin Overeem, Alexsander Emelianenko, Kazuyuki Fujita, Jeff Monsoon

 

inb4 Cabbage can still bang

inb4 Fujita isnt a can

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Segal is a ****. I've never seen anyone badmouth as many people as he does. He's used to being bigger then everyone and thinking he was the toughest thing around because he learned Aikido. You can tell he's very insecure though. He roughs people up on movie sets and in other nonfighting situations.

That's the mark of someone who has never been in a real fight and is very insecure about what he can actually do.

Along came the UFC and he has to come face to face with the fact that he can't walk around thinking he can beat everyone because now there's actually a venue where people go and prove what they can do and his particular martial art has almost nothing to do with it.

 

He will NEVER fight anyone in the octagon and likely wouldn't even fight Randy if he showed up at his door. As he's badmouthing Randy he's also setting rules for this fantasy fight that he knows will ensure that it never happens.

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Segal's excuse is basically that he doesn't "play by the rules". In other words he could beat Randy but can't fight him because god forbid Randy loses an eye or gets his throat torn out.

 

Funny how he has no problem beating the hell out of a bunch of Aikido fighters at the same time here without resorting to any of these debilitating moves. Why can't he fight Randy with a few rules if he can fight all these dudes without using the death blow?

 

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Right now Randy smashes Segal but Segal is one of the few actors thats a legit world class martial artist. In his prime Segal could potentially **** Randy up.... in a street scenario I would take Segal.

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if this fight happened and it went to the ground' date=' seagal would headbutt him, crush his nuts and if it ever went north south position, bite his **** off. That's why it cant be a sanctioned fight. Seagal don't play by the rules. He might just stick his thumb up couture's ***.[/quote']

 

Wheres the like button you nailed it!

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having an Aikido Black belt in MMA today is like saying I was a WWE champ so i got the skills to be a MMA Champ

 

Seagal needs to make another D list movie and not mess with the big boys

 

Randy isnt dumb

Easy win on the feet or the mat

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In the octagon Randy would beat him. In the street Seagal would murder him no question. You dont have to have a body like the cast of 300 to do aikido. Seagel would break all of his limbs within seconds.

 

you should go to rehab,that stuff is finally affecting your judgement,YOU ACTUALLY THINK SEAGAL COULD BEAT COUTURE

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Randy would smash Steven. Hell' date=' even Nam Fran would smash Steven.[/quote']

Thats why people want to see it though, there is no suspense, just like the James Toney fight, we know exactly what will happen but want to see it anyway

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Right now Randy smashes Segal but Segal is one of the few actors thats a legit world class martial artist. In his prime Segal could potentially **** Randy up.... in a street scenario I would take Segal.

yeah only because he would try and bite Randy's **** off

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yeah only because he would try and bite Randy's **** off

 

No... because he would crush his trachea or snap his wrist the moment he got a hold of Randy. And if Couture went for a takedown (his only chance) Segal rains down elbows to the back of his head or spine and KOs him or kills him!

 

You don't realize that UFC rules are nothing close to "real" fighting. The UFC rules also favor wrestlers big time. There is no putting a hand down or knee on the pavement to stop someone from delivering a knee or kick to your face in a street fight. Going for single and double legs when you know a guy can elbow the back of your head or spine isn't the greatest strategy anymore. Randys striking is nothing special at all, and in a street fight his wrestling would not be nearly as effective as it is in the cage where you can trap your opponent. Your opponent can't grab the cage either to stop the take down. The average dude just doesn't get this **** because his fanboyism takes over.:rolleyes:

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TUF 17 the has beens (and never were)

James Toney' date=' Steven Seagal, Bob Sapp, [b']Wes Sims[/b], Cabbage, Giant Silva, Valentin Overeem, Alexsander Emelianenko, Kazuyuki Fujita, Jeff Monsoon

 

inb4 Cabbage can still bang

inb4 Fujita isnt a can

 

Sims and Monsoon were good fighters. Sims by all rights kicked Mir's *** when they were trying to become worthy challengers, and Monsoon had some serious skill. Monsoon's problem is more along the lines of too heavy for LHW and too smal for HW.

 

As for Sapp, sadly he had some pure physical potential, but somehow became such a popular figure in Japan so fast that he went the entertainer route to please the people rather than seriously dedicate the majority of his time to training. Kinda like Lesnar, if training and working hard with great trainers had been a priority, they could've been monsters. Lesnar chose not to do so, in Sapp's case I wonder if he had the money to do the same.

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No... because he would crush his trachea or snap his wrist the moment he got a hold of Randy. And if Couture went for a takedown (his only chance) Segal rains down elbows to the back of his head or spine and KOs him or kills him!

 

You don't realize that UFC rules are nothing close to "real" fighting. The UFC rules also favor wrestlers big time. There is no putting a hand down or knee on the pavement to stop someone from delivering a knee or kick to your face in a street fight. Going for single and double legs when you know a guy can elbow the back of your head or spine isn't the greatest strategy anymore. Randys striking is nothing special at all' date=' and in a street fight his wrestling would not be nearly as effective as it is in the cage where you can trap your opponent. Your opponent can't grab the cage either to stop the take down. The average dude just doesn't get this **** because his fanboyism takes over.:rolleyes:[/quote']

 

Agreed:

 

Randy vs Seagal in the octagon: Randy via TKO

 

Randy vs Seagal in a streetfight: Seagal via something absolutely horrible that makes you cringe..

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Agreed:

 

Randy vs Seagal in the octagon: Randy via TKO

 

Randy vs Seagal in a streetfight: Seagal via something absolutely horrible that makes you cringe..

 

Seagal is like ten years older then Randy. You can't mean pulling out your dentures and throwing them at Randy??

 

Couture would brutalize him....

 

Okay. OKay. k-k-k-k-k-Unless, Steven uses his god powers, since he claims to be god, which then would not be fair-really-really unfair! :D

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