Sisti Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 he is ready and willing for your questions...ask personal questions, philosophical questions, baby smoking cigarette questions, he just asks that you ask him questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 When is hockey coming back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisti Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 lol that was after they'd have a chat about something...that had me cracking up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdGOAT Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Why'd you drink my beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondsout Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 are you awere that you don't have to be patriotic to the level of personal (un)pleasures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Why do you drink and partake in sins of the flesh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 When is hockey coming back? Boxing Day.....1 in the morning. World Junior time baby! I'll be up late!! Why'd you drink my beer? it was easier to access than what was in my fridge Why did I drink your beer? because i couldnt care about yesterdays warm 40 oz bottle of Old English i left sitting around. are you awere that you don't have to be patriotic to the level of personal (un)pleasures? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Why do you drink and partake in sins of the flesh? Come on man. Aint anything wrong with cracking open a couple cold ones. And besides, nothing beats the thrill of the dig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 addiction and religion does strange things to people. its like the people who threaten suicide as a last ditch cry out for attention but will never go through with it. give me the ****ing gun. ill do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaximumBob Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 When you're humpin your dead granny, how do you disguise the smell? Oh, and whats the best shovel?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Why do people make threads claiming they're quitting an internet forum only to post a few hours later? Because MMA is the only sport where quitting is OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule_abiding_poster Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Because MMA is the only sport where quitting is OK? That you over there bj penn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 When you're humpin your dead granny' date=' how do you disguise the smell?[/quote']we go to the local fish market There was this blind man, right? He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright? Hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying? He stopped, he took a deep breath... And he said... *sniff* "wooo... good morning ladies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_told_you_so Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 addiction and religion does strange things to people. its like the people who threaten suicide as a last ditch cry out for attention but will never go through with it. give me the ****ing gun. ill do it for you. Yeah, and suicide is seen as a sin too. Even stranger in some states it is illegal and the penalty for suicide is death... truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Wow You've already said that joke lame well you asked me to describe the smell. thats the only words i have to describe the smell of dead grandma before i stick my **** in it. its like a god damn fish market okay? and as for the best shovel?? definately an excavator. this is basically how it should be done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaximumBob Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 [quote=idrankyourbeer;3005251 and as for the best shovel?? definately an excavator. this is basically how it should be done.. Whoa dude, total overkill, :eek: I use those of post- hole diggers. They're ok but sometimes they take off a body part when going through the lid. Some folks dig that missing a limb kinda ****, but i think thats pretty ****** up!. Call me old fashioned but i like my stiffs in one piece, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_told_you_so Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 i was hoping to see an accident..... disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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