Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 seriously. The guy is like 110 lbs and 5 foot nothing. I'd bet both my left nuts that everyone on the forum is at least bigger than him, and I'd bet my right nut that 99% of us would kick his *** in a UFC fight. I know what you may be thinking.. "But its only fair if we are his weight too" forget that noise. MightyFlea is a professional fighter, we should at least have a size advantage on him. my strategy would look something like this: ^ obviously I'm the big mexican guy in this demonstration. My point here is; any one of us could aquire the UFC Fleaweight championship by simply sitting on the competition. Now I'm not the biggest guy, but I'm a giant compared to the .125lb division, and I'm sure some of you guys here are freaking huge ****ers. Some of you could probably literally grab Mightysquirrel and throw him from the Octagon. Now... if any of you are physically smaller than Mightymite, first of all I sinserely apologise for 1. getting your hopes of being UFC champion up and 2. for being such a tiny man. But I'm sure that is not the case unless there is some sort of new disease going around that turns normal healthy males into 125lb shells of their former selves. Also, that female championship... I guess if you are too small to sit-and-stall Mightybug to a UD win you could just testosterone slap Rousy and become the Female champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameriman Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 U trippin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse76 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 You can't just AK first thing this morning... Slap Yo' Self Foo !!! (even if you ARE right...... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 0/10 unnecessary meanness. I already apologized if your tiny. 1/10 do you even lift bro? I do p90x and insanity' date=' and I run up and down the tower with my gear on... i would crush Mightmouse. You can't just AK first thing this morning... Slap Yo' Self Foo !!! (even if you ARE right...... ) yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 unnecessary meanness. I already apologized if your tiny. I do p90x and insanity' date=' and I run up and down the tower with my gear on... i would crush Mightmouse. yup.[/quote'] Mighty mouse would make you tap to strikes without breaking a sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyo_sa Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 the demonstration really made me laugh, 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Mighty mouse would make you tap to strikes without breaking a sweat. riiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo_Vieri Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 I would maul MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan_Jay Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Oh........so you know this hold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 riiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 tapping to my logic i see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chanman20 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 5 stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAfro Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 I was a college wrestler 50 pounds higher than his division. I could easily Fitch him. No doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 seriously. The guy is like 110 lbs and 5 foot nothing. I'd bet both my left nuts that everyone on the forum is at least bigger than him' date=' and I'd bet my right nut that 99% of us would kick his *** in a UFC fight.[/b'] I know what you may be thinking.. "But its only fair if we are his weight too" forget that noise. MightyFlea is a professional fighter, we should at least have a size advantage on him. my strategy would look something like this: ^ obviously I'm the big mexican guy in this demonstration. My point here is; any one of us could aquire the UFC Fleaweight championship by simply sitting on the competition. Now I'm not the biggest guy, but I'm a giant compared to the .125lb division, and I'm sure some of you guys here are freaking huge ****ers. Some of you could probably literally grab Mightysquirrel and throw him from the Octagon. Now... if any of you are physically smaller than Mightymite, first of all I sinserely apologise for 1. getting your hopes of being UFC champion up and 2. for being such a tiny man. But I'm sure that is not the case unless there is some sort of new disease going around that turns normal healthy males into 125lb shells of their former selves. Also, that female championship... I guess if you are too small to sit-and-stall Mightybug to a UD win you could just testosterone slap Rousy and become the Female champ. u just lost your nutts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chanman20 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 ^ You guys who say you can beat Mighty Mouse are all idiots. the chan has spoken oh you and another noob forum member who i wont name need to stop ducking me onBO2 :mad::mad::mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAfro Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 ^ You guys who say you can beat Mighty Mouse are all idiots. Mouse is scared brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 u just lost your nutts. i still got my second right nut. Even if you lost to Mightymoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAfro Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 i still got my second right nut. Even if you lost to Mightymoose Think about it, how many members has this forum accumulated over the years? That one percent can be pretty big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 /thread Its funny that you think Mouse is as good as Penn, Fedor or Gracie. Also, I'm much better than Hong man Choi too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirerat Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Rousey would probably make me tap out to an arm bar. I doubt most of us could see flighty mouse long enough to hit him. And by most of us, I mean all of us. He'd hit you fools 20 times and be behind you faster than you could raise your hands to defend anything. You can't beat what you can't catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Really ridin this troll out eh? Alright' date=' well those pics were just to show technique>size and the technique differential is way greater between you and Mouse and any of the pictured fighters.[/quote'] you dont need any fight experience to sit on Mighty mouse for 5 rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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