Why didn't Aragon take the ghost army to Mordor and kill those ****ers?!!

[EdGOAT]

Lotr.

[MABFanForLife]

Earlier promise was to help Minas Tirith. Couldn't alter his promise without pissing the ghosts off and being slaughtered by them.

[jduk]

I blame the Eagles

[MABFanForLife]

I blame the Eagles

 

This.

[JBJF]

psh why didn't gandalf call on some moths and fly frodo's ***** *** to mount mordor....

[Bubba_Pilks]

[Gabri1985]

I blame the Eagles

under rated air game.

[StompGrind]

Yeah he could have just used the eagles to do a drive-by with Frodo and drop the ring in mount mordor.

[Tapped2strikes]

Because he followed a Greg Jackson gameplan.

[B_radly1406052482]

Aragon is a woos.

Frodo is the man.

[StompGrind]

Because he followed a Greg Jackson gameplan.

 

lol this

[StompGrind]

more importantly why am i taking g_o_s's obv drunk thread seriously lmao

 

Drunkin' Lotr threadz=teh srs bidnezz

[Manho]

Earlier promise was to help Minas Tirith. Couldn't alter his promise without pissing the ghosts off and being slaughtered by them.

 

This. The agreement was to fight ONLY in the MT and not in Mordor.

[Coreyflipp]

Aragon is a woos.

Frodo is the man.

 

I always thought Frodo was a little woos myself, he kept passing out and his hobbit buddy always had to save him.

 

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered why they just didn't ride an eagle there in the first place. Was it because they had to stay hidden or those grim reaper things would find them?

[carnages]

Its because of the hobbits

[Kevbo_Jones]

I always thought Frodo was a little woos myself' date=' he kept passing out and his hobbit buddy always had to save him.

 

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered why they just didn't ride an eagle there in the first place. Was it because they had to stay hidden or those grim reaper things would find them?[/quote']

 

Because its about the quest. If he would've just written "they hopped on an eagle and flew to Mordor. The end" it wouldn't have made for a good read.

[carnages]

Because its about the quest. If he would've just written "they hopped on an eagle and flew to Mordor. The end" it wouldn't have made for a good read.

 

I'm pretty sure the dragons would of ****ed them up if they flew there, plus they couldn't just drop the ring, they had to go in the mountain

[StompGrind]

Because its about the quest. If he would've just written "they hopped on an eagle and flew to Mordor. The end" it wouldn't have made for a good read.

 

Negative

 

If the hobbits were midget strippers, an eagle was a dong and flew to Mordor meant they were on mushrooms it could have been a good read.

[EdGOAT]

[EdGOAT]

So, I got really drunk, came home at 4am, started watching LOTR and went on a Twitter rant.