How much piss does Machida have to drink to stand a chance against Mousasi?

[CarlosBelcher]

what do u think. Imo no amount of piss will save him from a brutal first round KO.

 

 

Chris Weidman, Mouse comin for u ****!

[POTUF]

He would have to drink Overeem's piss to be able to hang with GeGOAT

[Yesterdays_Hero]

Just enough to rehydrate after the weigh in

[carnages]

GeGOAT won't be beaten

[rodrodMMA92]

GeGOAT by KO

[Weidman_the_weight_cutting_can_maia_1_2_3_4_5]

Lol yea I'm sure chris is scared shaking of a guy who UD'ed the Almighty Latifi.

[Teemu]

lol Chris doesn't even deserve a fight with a goat such as Mousasi.

[12еr]

lol Chris doesn't even deserve a fight with a goat such as Mousasi.

 

Chris would penetrate Mousasi.

 

But to stay on topic, Gegard is going to get one of those KO's where their entire body goes stiff and then slowly fall backward. Like when that British can got wheel kicked by that Brazilian can.

 

[JoeTheGiggolo]

Yeah Machida is going to destroy Mousissy.

[Jason_H.]

For Mousassi, one drop of piss will do. For Weidman, one teaspoon will do.

[jamamaw]

Moose by whatever he wants.

[GoToGuy]

Dragon, no pee needed.

[SURVIVOR78]

Machida can drink his standard amount of piss. He is going to wreck shop, on Gegard. I think there a lot of guys in the UFC that can defeat him. Especially when Silva returns (no, I am not crazy, I truly think that Silva will come back with a vengeance. No screwing around just straight up kicking ****, and will be better than we have seen him in years. He has learned his lesson) and takes back the MW division by storm.

[Pekish]

"Dragon: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

 

Moose: Probably not.

 

Dragon: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

 

Any bells?=)

 

Latifi will ko them both from afar!! ...Moose, round 2 by doctors stoppage.

[ZaGOAT]

Over a gallon

[Hairy_Balzonya]

Machida is ditchin the cup and setting up a piss IV for this one.

 

It's how he maintains his slightly yellow skin tone.

[Sir_Wesley_of_Wells]

Machida gon' run a crazy straw straight from his urethra to his mouth and KTFO Gayguard Moresausage with his urine based superpowers. Belfort vs. Machida for the MW belt will be glorious!

[Hellequin]

Machida gon' run a crazy straw straight from his urethra to his mouth and KTFO Gayguard Moresausage with his urine based superpowers. Belfort vs. Machida for the MW belt will be glorious!

 

LMAO

[Megasoup]

This whole thread is hilarious! Best thread title I've ever seen, by the way.

[skillandpower]

Machida will be sending a message to the whole MW division on 2/15/14

[Los_Polo_Hermano]

I can't make a solid prediction on the amount of piss that Machida will drink, but I sure do hope Mousasi provides the Machida fanboys something to dwell on.