Spartacus__ Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 UFC's marketing crew amazes us yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted April 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Rumour has it Pettis was set to break this record, but injured himself after 13 eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Furious Pete would have eaten 45 eggs in a minute if he felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Rumour has it Pettis was set to break this record, but injured himself after 13 eggs. What's interesting about this hatred for Pettis lately is that Aldo has only had 1 more fight then Pettis since the WEC merger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 lol this is a joke He missed like 4 or 5 kicks Any retard in the UFC who can throw a headkick could beat this record Put Mondragon in there and he would get like 75 eggs crushed in a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south-african-steven Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 He looked very unfit and out of shape in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 what a crappy record. People do the most pointless **** just to get in that book. "Well Cung, all the legitimate world records are already really hard to beat, so lets see how many eggs you can stick up your butt without the eggs breaking!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 what a crappy record. People do the most pointless **** just to get in that book. "Well Cung, all the legitimate world records are already really hard to beat, so lets see how many eggs you can stick up your butt without the eggs breaking!!!" lol that would actually be a pretty badass record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 what a crappy record. People do the most pointless **** just to get in that book. "Well Cung, all the legitimate world records are already really hard to beat, so lets see how many eggs you can stick up your butt without the eggs breaking!!!" lol that would actually be a pretty badass record I think its more up Nick's Ring.... badum tis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted April 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Rumour has it Pettis was set to break this record, but injured himself after 13 eggs. What's interesting about this hatred for Pettis lately is that Aldo has only had 1 more fight then Pettis since the WEC merger. What hatred? Aldo rarely puls off a fight. Plus, he's the champion and is 14-0 under ZUFFA, he pretty much ran out of competition. Pettis, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted April 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 lol this is a joke He missed like 4 or 5 kicks Any retard in the UFC who can throw a headkick could beat this record Put Mondragon in there and he would get like 75 eggs crushed in a minute Mondragon would probably kill 45 chickens in the meantime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Rumour has it Pettis was set to break this record, but injured himself after 13 eggs. What's interesting about this hatred for Pettis lately is that Aldo has only had 1 more fight then Pettis since the WEC merger. What hatred? Aldo rarely puls off a fight. Plus, he's the champion and is 14-0 under ZUFFA, he pretty much ran out of competition. Pettis, however... Aldo pulled out of UFC 125, UFC 149 and UFC 153. And at one point Dana was planning on having him fight at UFC 133 but he ended up injured, though he technically didn't pull out because it was never officially scheduled. It just seems like a double standard, lets just agree they are both injury prone, inactive cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 lol Spartacus is mad that Pettis makes Aldo look like a can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 lol Spartacus is mad that Pettis makes Aldo look like a can Lol why would I get mad, I love both of them. But I'm not gonna go full wikipedia nerdgin to argue with 12er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 lol Spartacus is mad that Pettis makes Aldo look like a can Lol why would I get mad, I love both of them. But I'm not gonna go full wikipedia nerdgin to argue with 12er Research is how you can spot a truly elite keyboard warrior such as myself. It is my main weapon against the tyranny of ignorant cans on the interweb. (not that you are ignorant or a can.... but we have cans like CanRattler) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
najma Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 How well would other UFC fighters do?? GSP would LnP the hell out of those eggs for an easy decision. Wanderlei would thrash talk at those eggs like a madman, duck them for months and eventually jump them with a couple of his mongoloid buddies. Overeem would dominate going for a record, but would get KTFOd in the end. Hendo would keep missing the 1st egg for 55 seconds and then destroy the last egg with the H-bomb and extra punch already on the floor. Paul Daley would sucker punch more eggs after the time is up than during proper time. Werdum would pull guard for a butt scoot session. Browne would lose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 How well would other UFC fighters do?? GSP would LnP the hell out of those eggs for an easy decision. Wanderlei would thrash talk at those eggs like a madman, duck them for months and eventually jump them with a couple of his mongoloid buddies. Overeem would dominate going for a record, but would get KTFOd in the end. Hendo would keep missing the 1st egg for 55 seconds and then destroy the last egg with the H-bomb and extra punch already on the floor. Paul Daley would sucker punch more eggs after the time is up than during proper time. Werdum would pull guard for a butt scoot session. Browne would lose... This might be your best post up to date. Anderson Silva would taunt and circle the whole minute. Machida would just wait to counter-attack. Nick Diaz would ask where the chicken at and give its egg the middle finger. Demetrious Johnson wouldn't accept the fight because the egg is two divisions heavier than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 get a large sack, fill it with raw eggs, then proceed to kick the hell out of it and beat his record in less than 20 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 So the record was 45 and he got 45.. doesn't even count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC_KO Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 When Luke Rockhold beats Tim Boetsch, Cung Le should come back and fight Rockhold. That would be an amazing fight IMO. That would be an epic standup battle if they decided to stand up or Luke Rockhold would take him down since he would have a big advantage on the ground. But that would be an amazing fight I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullbone Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Hey, Cung Le commands respect. Don't be hating on his egg records. A man has to get paid now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 ****ING BEAST!!!!!! MW is now put on alert son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomPatrol Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 get a large sack, fill it with raw eggs, then proceed to kick the hell out of it and beat his record in less than 20 seconds I always wonder who makes the rules. Does the competitor decide how he tries to make a record or does some official tell them how they must do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 When Luke Rockhold beats Tim Boetsch, Cung Le should come back and fight Rockhold. That would be an amazing fight IMO. That would be an epic standup battle if they decided to stand up or Luke Rockhold would take him down since he would have a big advantage on the ground. But that would be an amazing fight I think. cung would get kod in the first minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaksame Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 He looked very unfit and out of shape in this. Cung's cardio has always been suspect.I doubt he does any running at all,probably all gym work.In all fairness he never needed to be a cardio machine in his old days so he never had to take it serious.He imo joined the UFC too late in his career ,then taking a break for movies just further killed that ability to prepare properly for MMA. I have no doubt what so ever that if Cung had say GSP like cardio he would be a mega champion,his stand up skill is awesome and he does have a wrestling background but of course with no cardio wrestling is suspect,just ask Hendo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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