OzPride Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 In 24 hours I will e getting frisked at LAPD and being as Ocker Ozzie as possible and trying not to take the piss out of every nice American I meet. Hoping my ex who's a flightie hooks us up with an upgrade to Business class! LA (staying downtown but will still try to find Megasoup) 01may-04may Las Vegas - 05may-11may NY - 11may 18may Come at me bro's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 why are you on your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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H.N.I.C. Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Won't be anywhere near the vicinities of where you'll be at. Sorry mate, next time I come to Aussie, I'll bring the coldies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATSTER Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Unless you come to New England, you're out of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Come to VA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Ill show you my wiener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Ill show you my wiener mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSinisterUrge Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Come to VA Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ok now I'm here I have some questions. 1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? 2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday? 3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met? Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATSTER Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ok now I'm here I have some questions.1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? 2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday? 3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met? Thanks! 1.) We like to waste everything we possibly can, including water. 2.) Maybe? I say literally from time to time I suppose. 3.) No, in fact you should probably stay away from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ok now I'm here I have some questions.1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? 2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday? 3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met? Thanks! 1. Patsy is Canadian 2. Because we drop huge turds 3. I don't know, never paid attention but probably 4. All homeless people are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Ok now I'm here I have some questions.1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? 2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday? 3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met? Thanks! 1. Perks of being a super power 2. I literally can't stress enough that we don't do that. 3. Yes, you should hang out around the burn barrel drinking prison wine and singing shanties with them, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved? No idea, I'm from the other side of the country. The only one I know from California is @nyteryder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? Too make sure our wieners are always submerged and cooled off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here?? Too make sure our wieners are always submerged and cooled off Cooled off by floating Henry the third's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish. any country could be rich if it treated its people like ****, just look at china Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish. any country could be rich if it treated its people like ****, just look at china Any person can be righteous on the internet, let some homeless people move into your house, you probably have more room than you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved? I haven't hired a car, lol, but I've driven from my hometown to Vegas in one trip on a full tank and was fine. L.A. is like 40 miles from me, but I'm sure you can do it in one trip. Don't know if that's what you were asking, but there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 not sure leaving the city is a good idea, remember deliverance? they love to wear dungarees and make foreign types squeal like a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse76 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved? I've done it 4-5 times and the rental cost for vehicle depends on size of vehicle and whether you have your own insurance and gps. . Gas was about a half to three quarters tank from LA to Vegas. . Scenery isn't great but the freeways are nice and clear once your out of LA area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Ok gonna hire a car. All up is $120 US inclusive.. We would've been paying $120 in luggage and airport transfers and had to get up at 6am and deal with LAX again so this seems like the better option. providing I don't murder my misses when she navigates me out of the freeways. Where if any is a cool place to stop along the way? random tourist question time. why are your coins so confusing? You have a ten cent piece which is smaller than your five cent piece, which is awfully close in size to your dollar. That **** is crazy confusing! Headed to Santa Monica / Venice today. Gonna sit by the courts in my retro pumps and bad shirt and see if I can get picked from the crowd for a little 2 on 2 white men can't jump style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSinisterUrge Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 why are your coins so confusing? You have a ten cent piece which is smaller than your five cent piece, which is awfully close in size to your dollar. That **** is crazy confusing! Because **** foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipse76 Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Lol^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Wesley_of_Wells Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power The #1 superpower is the ability to fly. Everyone knows that. 8-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I've never driven it, but I think its basically just desert for the most part between LA and Vegas, I wouldn't stop in any of those small 10 person towns, those are some hills have eyes type places, you'll get **** ****ed by hillbillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.N.I.C. Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I've never driven it, but I think its basically just desert for the most part between LA and Vegas, I wouldn't stop in any of those small 10 person towns, those are some hills have eyes type places, you'll get **** ****ed by hillbillies.i can attest to this from experience. I made it out alive but I wish I dint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Well I planned it out and was ready to roll until I found out that American ****s Airlines don't allow you to cancel one sector of a flight (as we're flying onward to New York next week) or have you no show to it without cancelling the rest! so what was gonna be a cruisey day in LA is now a ****ing 7am shuttle to the airport and a 3 hour wait at the hotel until we can check in! In hindsight I should know this already since I'm a travel agent back in Oz... In summary, LA is awesome. Went to Santa Monica / Venice beach yesterday, saw some cool as **** bands on the Venice boardwalk, sent my girl of to buy shoes and shared a spliff with a hilarious black busker ventriloquist, had a couple beers on the strip and played a homeless guys two string violin for a couple of other homeless guys to dance to. also saw some amazing Latin booty in thongs and short shorts! I don't know what Maynard was on about in 46 and 2! I'll be back with a group of lads I think.. The further this trip goes the more I realise that travelling with your mates is so much better than with your ****ing misses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 **** Las Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 **** Las Vegas Lol why do u say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGun Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 **** Las Vegas Lol why do u say that? lost some money at the casino, would be my guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 **** Las Vegas Lol why do u say that? A hooker said no to his Australian money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waikru Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGnoob Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 We really don't like folk that come from countries that don't tip. Just a tip. ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ahh it's not that bad. it's just not a place I'd ever suggest to anybody to travel with just their girl. It's 100% ONLY, EVER a boys trip. Also, never stay in a casino if you want any kind of service. Never been a big fan of casino's and now I know why. Room service shuts at 3pm, there's no fridge in your room, no real cable just ads for the casino, jesuschrist I had messages on the phone when I got back to my room and it was to advertise for casino bull****! The whole place is built to bleed you dry. Also getting hassled by timeshare gets old quick... Having said that, ****s is one of the most hilarious bars I've ever been to and I'd love to buy a franchise if they have it, getting paid to troll your guests is about as good as it gets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted May 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Also the fact that no matter where you walk there's music playing is also cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 cant imagine anyone begging for handouts like tips. might as well be begging out on the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Ahh it's not that bad. it's just not a place I'd ever suggest to anybody to travel with just their girl. It's 100% ONLY, EVER a boys trip. Also, never stay in a casino if you want any kind of service. Never been a big fan of casino's and now I know why. Room service shuts at 3pm, there's no fridge in your room, no real cable just ads for the casino, jesuschrist I had messages on the phone when I got back to my room and it was to advertise for casino bull****! The whole place is built to bleed you dry. Also getting hassled by timeshare gets old quick... Having said that, ****s is one of the most hilarious bars I've ever been to and I'd love to buy a franchise if they have it, getting paid to troll your guests is about as good as it gets I know that feeling, only been to Vegas once, on my honeymoon. Need to have a boys trip up there sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved? I've done it 4-5 times and the rental cost for vehicle depends on size of vehicle and whether you have your own insurance and gps. . Gas was about a half to three quarters tank from LA to Vegas. . Scenery isn't great but the freeways are nice and clear once your out of LA area. Obviously you have never driven to Vegas on a Friday. Drive is boring but easy at least. Take the 15 all the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 How was the rest of your stay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 How was the rest of your stay? It was awesome. NY was the ****. Cool people and cool vibe everywhere there, really didn't expect to enjoy that city so much. Caught the Nets Heat game 4 and saw Lebron hit 49 god damn I hate that guy... That stadium though, easily one of the coolest sporting arenas I've ever attended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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