I'm on my way. One of you lot better meet me for drinks.

[OzPride 27,757]

In 24 hours I will e getting frisked at LAPD and being as Ocker Ozzie as possible and trying not to take the piss out of every nice American I meet. Hoping my ex who's a flightie hooks us up with an upgrade to Business class!

 

 

 

LA (staying downtown but will still try to find Megasoup) 01may-04may

 

Las Vegas - 05may-11may

 

NY - 11may 18may

 

Come at me bro's

[JBJF 3,446]

why are you on your way?

 

[King_Can 8,395]

[King_Can 8,395]

[H.N.I.C. 29,820]

Won't be anywhere near the vicinities of where you'll be at. Sorry mate, next time I come to Aussie, I'll bring the coldies.

[PATSTER 69,419]

Unless you come to New England, you're out of luck.

[WarWest® 78,550]

Come to VA

[carnages 62,427]

Ill show you my wiener

[JBJF 3,446]

Ill show you my wiener

 

mmm

[TheSinisterUrge 39,359]

Come to VA

 

Seconded.

[OzPride 27,757]

Ok now I'm here I have some questions.

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday?

3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met?

 

Thanks!

 

 

[PATSTER 69,419]

Ok now I'm here I have some questions.

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday?

3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met?

 

Thanks!

 

 

1.) We like to waste everything we possibly can, including water.

2.) Maybe? I say literally from time to time I suppose.

3.) No, in fact you should probably stay away from them.

[WarWest® 78,550]

Ok now I'm here I have some questions.

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday?

3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met?

 

Thanks!

 

 

1. Patsy is Canadian

2. Because we drop huge turds

3. I don't know, never paid attention but probably

4. All homeless people are hilarious

[12еr 127,982]

Ok now I'm here I have some questions.

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

2. Does everybody say 'literally' like eleven times a day, everyday?

3. are all homeless black guys hilarious or just the three that I met?

 

Thanks!

 

 

1. Perks of being a super power

2. I literally can't stress enough that we don't do that.

3. Yes, you should hang out around the burn barrel drinking prison wine and singing shanties with them,

[PunchBag 4,862]

why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power

[OzPride 27,757]

Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved?

[12еr 127,982]

Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved?

 

No idea, I'm from the other side of the country. The only one I know from California is @nyteryder

[carnages 62,427]

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

 

Too make sure our wieners are always submerged and cooled off

[OzPride 27,757]

1. Why the hell is there so much water in your toilets over here??

 

Too make sure our wieners are always submerged and cooled off

 

Cooled off by floating Henry the third's?

[12еr 127,982]

why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power

 

Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish.

[PunchBag 4,862]

why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power

 

Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish.

 

any country could be rich if it treated its people like ****, just look at china

[12еr 127,982]

why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power

 

Because we practice a more unforgiving form of capitalism here, the weak perish.

 

any country could be rich if it treated its people like ****, just look at china

 

Any person can be righteous on the internet, let some homeless people move into your house, you probably have more room than you need.

[Nyte 22,540]

Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved?

 

I haven't hired a car, lol, but I've driven from my hometown to Vegas in one trip on a full tank and was fine.

 

L.A. is like 40 miles from me, but I'm sure you can do it in one trip.

 

Don't know if that's what you were asking, but there you go.

[PunchBag 4,862]

not sure leaving the city is a good idea, remember deliverance? they love to wear dungarees and make foreign types squeal like a pig.

[Eclipse76 19,422]

Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved?

 

 

I've done it 4-5 times and the rental cost for vehicle depends on size of vehicle and whether you have your own insurance and gps. . Gas was about a half to three quarters tank from LA to Vegas. . Scenery isn't great but the freeways are nice and clear once your out of LA area.

 

[OzPride 27,757]

Ok gonna hire a car. All up is $120 US inclusive.. We would've been paying $120 in luggage and airport transfers and had to get up at 6am and deal with LAX again so this seems like the better option. providing I don't murder my misses when she navigates me out of the freeways.

 

Where if any is a cool place to stop along the way?

 

random tourist question time.

 

why are your coins so confusing? You have a ten cent piece which is smaller than your five cent piece, which is awfully close in size to your dollar. That **** is crazy confusing!

 

Headed to Santa Monica / Venice today. Gonna sit by the courts in my retro pumps and bad shirt and see if I can get picked from the crowd for a little 2 on 2 white men can't jump style

[TheSinisterUrge 39,359]

why are your coins so confusing? You have a ten cent piece which is smaller than your five cent piece, which is awfully close in size to your dollar. That **** is crazy confusing!

 

Because **** foreigners.

[Eclipse76 19,422]

Lol^^

[Sir_Wesley_of_Wells 3,723]

why does america have more homeless people in it than the uk even though america considers itself the number 1 super power

 

The #1 superpower is the ability to fly. Everyone knows that. 8-|

[12еr 127,982]

I've never driven it, but I think its basically just desert for the most part between LA and Vegas, I wouldn't stop in any of those small 10 person towns, those are some hills have eyes type places, you'll get **** ****ed by hillbillies.

[H.N.I.C. 29,820]

I've never driven it, but I think its basically just desert for the most part between LA and Vegas, I wouldn't stop in any of those small 10 person towns, those are some hills have eyes type places, you'll get **** ****ed by hillbillies.

i can attest to this from experience. I made it out alive but I wish I dint

 

 

[OzPride 27,757]

Well I planned it out and was ready to roll until I found out that American ****s Airlines don't allow you to cancel one sector of a flight (as we're flying onward to New York next week) or have you no show to it without cancelling the rest! so what was gonna be a cruisey day in LA is now a ****ing 7am shuttle to the airport and a 3 hour wait at the hotel until we can check in! In hindsight I should know this already since I'm a travel agent back in Oz...

 

In summary, LA is awesome. Went to Santa Monica / Venice beach yesterday, saw some cool as **** bands on the Venice boardwalk, sent my girl of to buy shoes and shared a spliff with a hilarious black busker ventriloquist, had a couple beers on the strip and played a homeless guys two string violin for a couple of other homeless guys to dance to. also saw some amazing Latin booty in thongs and short shorts! I don't know what Maynard was on about in 46 and 2!

 

I'll be back with a group of lads I think.. The further this trip goes the more I realise that travelling with your mates is so much better than with your ****ing misses!

[OzPride 27,757]

**** Las Vegas

[PRIDEneverDIED 69]

**** Las Vegas

 

Lol why do u say that?

 

[MGun 6,662]

**** Las Vegas

 

Lol why do u say that?

 

lost some money at the casino, would be my guess

[carnages 62,427]

**** Las Vegas

 

Lol why do u say that?

 

A hooker said no to his Australian money

[waikru 1,104]

[KINGnoob 164]

We really don't like folk that come from countries that don't tip. Just a tip. ZING!

[OzPride 27,757]

Ahh it's not that bad. it's just not a place I'd ever suggest to anybody to travel with just their girl. It's 100% ONLY, EVER a boys trip. Also, never stay in a casino if you want any kind of service. Never been a big fan of casino's and now I know why. Room service shuts at 3pm, there's no fridge in your room, no real cable just ads for the casino, jesuschrist I had messages on the phone when I got back to my room and it was to advertise for casino bull****! The whole place is built to bleed you dry. Also getting hassled by timeshare gets old quick...

 

Having said that, ****s is one of the most hilarious bars I've ever been to and I'd love to buy a franchise if they have it, getting paid to troll your guests is about as good as it gets

[OzPride 27,757]

Also the fact that no matter where you walk there's music playing is also cool

[PunchBag 4,862]

cant imagine anyone begging for handouts like tips. might as well be begging out on the street.

[12еr 127,982]

Ahh it's not that bad. it's just not a place I'd ever suggest to anybody to travel with just their girl. It's 100% ONLY, EVER a boys trip. Also, never stay in a casino if you want any kind of service. Never been a big fan of casino's and now I know why. Room service shuts at 3pm, there's no fridge in your room, no real cable just ads for the casino, jesuschrist I had messages on the phone when I got back to my room and it was to advertise for casino bull****! The whole place is built to bleed you dry. Also getting hassled by timeshare gets old quick...

 

Having said that, ****s is one of the most hilarious bars I've ever been to and I'd love to buy a franchise if they have it, getting paid to troll your guests is about as good as it gets

 

I know that feeling, only been to Vegas once, on my honeymoon. Need to have a boys trip up there sometime.

[thesoulpower 0]

Next question... Has anyone who can legally drive hired a car from LA to Vegas and driven One Way? If so any idea of costs involved?

 

 

I've done it 4-5 times and the rental cost for vehicle depends on size of vehicle and whether you have your own insurance and gps. . Gas was about a half to three quarters tank from LA to Vegas. . Scenery isn't great but the freeways are nice and clear once your out of LA area.

 

Obviously you have never driven to Vegas on a Friday. Drive is boring but easy at least. Take the 15 all the way down.

[12еr 127,982]

How was the rest of your stay?

[OzPride 27,757]

How was the rest of your stay?

 

It was awesome. NY was the ****. Cool people and cool vibe everywhere there, really didn't expect to enjoy that city so much. Caught the Nets Heat game 4 and saw Lebron hit 49 god damn I hate that guy...

That stadium though, easily one of the coolest sporting arenas I've ever attended!