NetshadeX Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I'm currently on holiday somewhere in The Belgian Ardennes near where the 101st airborne fought. Unlike you lazy lot I like to stay creative even on my off time so here's what I came up with while sipping on some terrible tasting diet coke. The stomach condom. The idea is that before you eat whatever is concidered a direct assault on the human body, you swallow a condom that assumes the shape of your stomach. After that you go apeshish on a big bucket of KFC, McD's or whatever else has your fancy. Afterwards you take out that condom and put it in the trash. I mean junkfood is all about a greasy salty mouth right, who cares where that ish goes once your done chewing it. If this idea takes off and I become the next Zuckerberg I'm buying you all a Corvette ZR1 in the color of your choosing and a matching 10 gallon stetson hat. Just because I can. Discuss.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 stop swallowing condoms netshade youre doing it wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 ill take mine in pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 We are all very lucky that you "stay creative". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJF Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm Who are you? I wish everyone would go back to their original names! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm it was but tape worms end up killing you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMod_FUCKS_his_FAT_DISGUSTING_MOM_in_the_ASS_BEG_is_a_CUNT_too_LMFAO Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm Who are you? I wish everyone would go back to their original names! I'll give u a hint: "eat a fat ****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 GSP's Doctor after finding dozens of condoms in his stomach: Why the hell did swallow that many. GSP: That's what he said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm it was but tape worms end up killing you lol no they don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think this was the idea of a tapeworm it was but tape worms end up killing you lol no they don't http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tapeworms-in-humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Wesley_of_Wells Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Not a bad idea. I've been with some skanks where I considered wrapping my whole body with saran wrap just to be safe. Edit: Never mind. I thought this thread was about something else. Move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ill take you up on the Corvette, but, I am curious. How do you get the condom out once its full? puke or poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 We are all very lucky that you "stay creative". Yeah laugh it up old timer, that just cost you a Stetson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xFINISHxHIMx Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Sounds disgusting ... But I'd take the Corvette ZR1. In black please, thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth388 Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 We are all very lucky that you "stay creative". Yeah laugh it up old timer, that just cost you a Stetson. I'll settle for that knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 We are all very lucky that you "stay creative". Yeah laugh it up old timer, that just cost you a Stetson. I'll settle for that knife. It's great and easily the new favorite in my collection. It's the ZT 0801. A collaboration between Zero Tolerance knives and custom knife designer Todd Rexford. The handle is a full titanium framelock, blade is a modified droppoint made of a high carbon powdersteel called Elmax. It has a KVT ballbearing pivot system over which the blade rotates. It's a beautiful piece of precision engineering. I highly recommend it if you're in the market for a quality tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Just don't kill anyone for Christ's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Just don't kill anyone for Christ's sake. What, are you kidding me? I'm not messing up a $240 knife. If I want to kill someone I'll do it with a spinning backfist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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