SavageTC Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 North Korea has promised "merciless" retaliation if a forthcoming Hollywood movie about killing Kim Jong-un is released, say agencies. A North Korean foreign ministry spokesman said in state media that the movie's release would be an "act of war". He did not mention the title, but a Hollywood movie called The Interview with a similar plot is due in October. Hollywood actors James Franco and Seth Rogen star in the action-comedy film. They play a talkshow host and his producer who are invited to interview Kim Jong-un, and are subsequently recruited by the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to assassinate the leader. The film's teaser trailer, posted on Youtube, shows a lookalike actor playing Kim Jong-un, as well as fight scenes involving what appear to be North Korean tanks and helicopters, and a nuclear missile launch. The North Korea spokesman was quoted by the state KCNA news agency as saying: "Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated." He added that the "reckless US provocative insanity" of mobilising a "gangster filmmaker" to challenge the North's leadership was triggering "a gust of hatred and rage" among North Korean people and soldiers. "If the US administration allows and defends the showing of the film, a merciless counter-measure will be taken," the spokesman was quoted as saying. Apparent evidence emerged last week supporting claims that North Korea is further developing its missile technology. Some experts said they had identified a new anti-ship cruise missile shown in a North Korean propaganda film. Other observers were more sceptical. North Korea is holding three Americans in custody. The latest to be detained is said to be a tourist named Jeffrey Edward Fowle who reportedly left a Bible at a hotel. Rogen, one of the directors of The Interview, recently said he was inspired by journalists' trips to North Korea. He told Yahoo: "People have the hypothetical discussion about how journalists have access to the world's most dangerous people, and they hypothetically would be in a good situation to assassinate them." He added that the film was originally about meeting Kim Jong-il, but they had to revise the script when he died in 2011 and his son Kim Jong-un took power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poonmachine Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 didn't they release a music video of them destroying our whole country with nukes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Identity Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Lol North Korea is crazy as **** kim Jong-un just wants to blow something up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 didn't they release a music video of them destroying our whole country with nukes? It's not the same North Korea best Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMod_FUCKS_his_FAT_DISGUSTING_MOM_in_the_ASS_BEG_is_a_CUNT_too_LMFAO Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Sweet I've always wanted to go to war with N. Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Kim Jong-un is off the iron-jimmies list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCCagerattler Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 We should clean that **** heap up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 We would dominate North Korea, the U.N would never sanction that beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMod_FUCKS_his_FAT_DISGUSTING_MOM_in_the_ASS_BEG_is_a_CUNT_too_LMFAO Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 We would dominate North Korea, the U.N would never sanction that beating. The Un. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 they should just threaten hollywood for making turd movies if they ban the movie in US then USA isnt a free country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xFINISHxHIMx Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Lol North Korea is crazy as **** kim Jong-un just wants to blow something up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 We would dominate North Korea, the U.N would never sanction that beating. The UN never sanctions any beating. They want to settle every conflict by discussing it endlessly until people just forget about whatever the problem was and move on to a new problem. If North Korea would level a major US city tommorrow the UN would bring out a big pot of coffee to sit down and talk about it. The UN are a bunch of cans that duck everyone and everything out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATSTER Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd BODY and North Korean tomato can who comes at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMod_FUCKS_his_FAT_DISGUSTING_MOM_in_the_ASS_BEG_is_a_CUNT_too_LMFAO Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd BODY and North Korean tomato can who comes at me. I'm sorry to correct you sir GOAT, but I believe you meant to say "I'd BODY every North Korean tomato can who comes at me." - Patster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATSTER Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'd BODY and North Korean tomato can who comes at me. I'm sorry to correct you sir GOAT, but I believe you meant to say "I'd BODY every North Korean tomato can who comes at me." - Patster Thank you for the correction Sir Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 First of all, those idiots would have to provoke us, because our president is the biggest **** I've ever seen in my life. Secondly, if we went over there, that **** would be called United States of Korea after one year. That's an entire country full of little people. Are they serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 This seems appropriate: http://youtube.com/watch?feature=kp&v=ispvpYd3O7M Tim Kennedy showing these cans whatsup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 The only chance that North Korea would have at doing any major damage to the U.S. would be a long range nuke or missile. With how ****ty their missile program is they would probably blow themselves up way before ever hitting the U.S. If they are just trying to provoke us then they could hit South Korea but if they fire any nukes or missiles then they would have half of the world coming down on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PakaL Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 The north koreans? They have like 25 million people in that country. We have more illegal aliens in our country than they got citizens. The only thing we got to worry about is china stepping in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Bring it on mother****ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weidman_the_weight_cutting_can_maia_1_2_3_4_5 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 lol so a country entirely full of cans is supposed to intimidate AmeriGoat? oh please =)) =)) =)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 North Korea doesn't worry the US but China and Russia would be a problem which is the only thing really keeping someone from trying get rid of Jong Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Matt Brown would KO all of Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 The UFC should cut all Korean fighters because of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 The UFC should cut all Korean fighters because of this Dong should slap you with his dong for speaking such blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 The UFC should cut all Korean fighters because of this Dong should slap you with his dong for speaking such blasphemy. Asians have small weiners He couldn't even get close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunchBag Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jduk Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 How did they react when Team America came out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout Yeah, but they're all 5'4 and 120 lbs. We could send over 500 alphas without weapons and we'd run that country in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout Nope, it's an Asian country full of peasants. Having a nuke doesn't make them a world power, they are using technology we had seventy years ago. We could park an aircraft carrier a few miles from their shores and shut down their airspace in a matter of hours. You don't honestly think they have any advantage militarily do you? In 1950's the had the advantage of numbers, the game has changed quite a bit since then. The Iraqi army had superior numbers and we dismantled their entire country in two weeks. Not to mention the fact that China is much less likely to intervene on their behalf today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout watch what you say homeboy The Middle East DOMINATED America, 10-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVxYmJBXaI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout watch what you say homeboy The Middle East DOMINATED America, 10-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVxYmJBXaI LMAO @ 2:18 - "Iran, Iraq, Pakistan... Iwannastan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellequin Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 The UFC should cut all Korean fighters because of this Dong should slap you with his dong for speaking such blasphemy. Asians have small weiners He couldn't even get close Definite reach disadvantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 north korea would nuke south korea, they wouldnt openly attack america because its to far for them to reach. america would never engage korea in an open war however because a country today is a business and it does not make financial sense to engage in a huge conflict with north korea, Even though the world knows that attrocities on a scale of gassing the jews take place inside north korea nobody lifts a finger. North korea isnt some arab country full of peasants it would be a grueling war and nukes would most likely be the only option because like imperial japan the citizens are devout watch what you say homeboy The Middle East DOMINATED America, 10-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVxYmJBXaI @Mcmax3000 dude flagged me for no reason he needs a timeout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Matt Brown would KO all of Korea Taking the fight on a weeks notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 gotten tu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 North Korea would destroy them, lucky we're on Kim Jong Un's side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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