Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 #1 Rumble Johnson #2 Rashad Evans #3 The Black Beast #4 Abel Trujillo #5 King Kevin Casey #6 Tyron Woodley #7 Jon Jones #8 Mighty Mouse #9 Francis NIGnnanou #10 Bobby Green #11 Dominique Steele #12 John Howard #13 Uriah Hall #14 Will Whoopass Wayne #15 Michael JohnsonFighters are ranked based of the following: Swag, Blacksplosiveness and willingness to BANG, doing **** things such as dating white women, and likelihood of carrying a BBC.I will update the rankings after each fighter fights or if i need to update them with an outside the rankings fighter.All rankings are up for debate and can be changed if the argument is strong enough.discuss thnx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 bro how could you forget the king Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen He should be top 5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Identity Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Yeah Cos this isn't **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 bro how could you forget the king Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen He should be top 5! I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Identity Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 homosapien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son. MM doesn't have enough blacksplosiveness. Luckily for MM he is married to a white women and has GOATbox One swag so he is top 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 bro how could you forget the king Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen He should be top 5! I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper. He is in the UFC bro, hes back! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Casey_(fighter) Anderson is gone, he no longer needs to be protected, Dana could care less if that Euro Weidmeng gets bodied by the King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 bro how could you forget the king Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen He should be top 5! I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper. He is in the UFC bro, hes back! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Casey_(fighter) Anderson is gone, he no longer needs to be protected, Dana could care less if that Euro Weidmeng gets bodied by the King OMG THIS IS HUGE. How was his return thread not stickied on the front page!??? I noticed he's knocking dudes out now combined with his unstoppable ground game Weidman is going to have to pick his poison with the King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 UPDATE: King Kevin Casey has returned to the UFC therefore reclaiming his top 5 spot and bumping OSP out of the rankings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus__ Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Matt Brown should be top 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son. MM doesn't have enough blacksplosiveness. Luckily for MM he is married to a white women and has GOATbox One swag so he is top 10. Tyron Woodley can't bust a grape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF. He's a ****ing can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABA_JI Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage Other than that, 10/10 thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF. He's a ****ing can. his ****ing kidneys failed you can Kevin would of never layed on Maia like that Euro can Weidmeng did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes This Abel is as black as they come. Plus he beat his previous wife. Plus Doomsday got BBC for days. He be makin the ring girls and Gabri jelly at weigh ins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABA_JI Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes +1 he has a tattoo of ****ing dog tags or some ****, can't get more black than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes Abel is secretly a Mexican, has never beaten someone up over a bucket of fried chicken. DoomGOAT wears his grills into the octagon instead of a mouthguard. He has spent every dollar hes made on some 20 inch chromes with spinners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher. he can't be Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10 I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag. woah no Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF. He's a ****ing can. his ****ing kidneys failed you can Kevin would of never layed on Maia like that Euro can Weidmeng did Kevin Casey quit on the stool... on TUF... to a hillbilly named Bubba. He was eliminated twice on TUF. By two white guys. ANd then he lost on the finale to a third white guy. He shouldn't even be in the top 30 of this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 @12er Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage Other than that, 10/10 thread Geronimo is the clear number one That dude is so black, that he scared AIDS off himself.....you can't get blacker than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 @12er Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win? I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 @12er Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win? I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women? No but hes dating a thick black woman which is also a very niggy choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABA_JI Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage Other than that, 10/10 thread Geronimo is the clear number one That dude is so black, that he scared AIDS off himself.....you can't get blacker than that Fair enough, but Mighty Mouse deserves to be top 3 god damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.N.I.C. Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 @12er Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win? I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women?he banged your mom homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage Other than that, 10/10 thread like i said, maybe if mighty goat had a threesome with those three snowflakes he would move into the top 5. And Rashad would be number 2 if he was more active. He has the most swag not only among niggs, but in the UFC. Plus i remember in the ufc countdown to the jones fight he was going balls deep in a white tennis player. It doesn't get any whiter than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.N.I.C. Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 -1 for no Michael McDonald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 @12er Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win? I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women? http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.titocouture.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F10%2Fwoodley-and-his-trainer.bmp&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.titocouture.com%2Fcategory%2Ftyron-woodley%2Fpage%2F5%2F&h=461&w=465&tbnid=-mnSbHK5Zt09YM%3A&zoom=1&docid=pTOEYbiXb573WM&ei=e5fAU7agDMKXyATyyoEQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CB0QMygCMAI&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=621&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16 tyrone deserves his spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABA_JI Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 -1 for no Michael McDonald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTUF Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I saw Rashad ditch some kids at the fan expo this weekend. It doesn't get any blacker than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 If Tyron's right hand was on that donk i'd be tempted to move him up a spot. Tyron invented Blacksplosiveness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABA_JI Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that. Hes an uncle tom do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that. I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that. I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen. lol you put a guy with triple white losses at #4. Cormier is blacker than King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Rashad might deserve that number 2 spot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Damn did Rashad go balls deep in demi lovato!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester Believe me i put serious thought into these rankings. I wasn't gonna rank him at all due to the fact that he's kinda white and doesn't have that much blacksplovieness or swag but i remembered that he threw his girlfriend for 5 and she pressed charges on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester Believe me i put serious thought into these rankings. I wasn't gonna rank him at all due to the fact that he's kinda white and doesn't have that much blacksplovieness or swag but i remembered that he threw his girlfriend for 5 and she pressed charges on him. Fair call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banham Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that. I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen. lol you put a guy with triple white losses at #4. Cormier is blacker than King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted July 12, 2014 Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Damn did Rashad go balls deep in demi lovato!? you best believe Suga went balls deep in that many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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