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Official UFC BBC p4p rankings.

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#1 Rumble Johnson

#2 Rashad Evans

#3 The Black Beast

#4 Abel Trujillo

#5 King Kevin Casey

#6 Tyron Woodley

#7 Jon Jones

#8 Mighty Mouse

#9 Francis NIGnnanou

#10 Bobby Green

#11 Dominique Steele

#12 John Howard

#13 Uriah Hall

#14 Will Whoopass Wayne

#15 Michael Johnson



Fighters are ranked based of the following: Swag, Blacksplosiveness and willingness to BANG, doing **** things such as dating white women, and likelihood of carrying a BBC.

I will update the rankings after each fighter fights or if i need to update them with an outside the rankings fighter.

All rankings are up for debate and can be changed if the argument is strong enough.

discuss thnx

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Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son.

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bro

 

how could you forget the king

 

16-Kevin-Casey-TUF-17-Finale-w.jpg

 

Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen

 

He should be top 5!

 

I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper.

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Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son.

 

MM doesn't have enough blacksplosiveness. Luckily for MM he is married to a white women and has GOATbox One swag so he is top 10.

 

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bro

 

how could you forget the king

 

16-Kevin-Casey-TUF-17-Finale-w.jpg

 

Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen

 

He should be top 5!

 

I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper.

 

He is in the UFC bro, hes back!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Casey_(fighter)

 

Anderson is gone, he no longer needs to be protected, Dana could care less if that Euro Weidmeng gets bodied by the King

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bro

 

how could you forget the king

 

16-Kevin-Casey-TUF-17-Finale-w.jpg

 

Muscly, black, rapper, bangs white wimmen

 

He should be top 5!

 

I made it UFC BBC rankings that way it would be easier. If he was in the UFC best believe he would be top 5. His bars are among some of the best i've heard from any rapper.

 

He is in the UFC bro, hes back!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Casey_(fighter)

 

Anderson is gone, he no longer needs to be protected, Dana could care less if that Euro Weidmeng gets bodied by the King

 

OMG THIS IS HUGE.

 

How was his return thread not stickied on the front page!???

 

I noticed he's knocking dudes out now combined with his unstoppable ground game Weidman is going to have to pick his poison with the King

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UPDATE: King Kevin Casey has returned to the UFC therefore reclaiming his top 5 spot and bumping OSP out of the rankings.

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Mighty mouse ranked way behind Tyron Woodley? Get real son.

 

MM doesn't have enough blacksplosiveness. Luckily for MM he is married to a white women and has GOATbox One swag so he is top 10.

 

UFC+on+Fox+9+-+Demitrious++Johnson+the+Mighty+Mouse+KO+Benavides+and+ground+and+pound+meme.jpg

 

Tyron Woodley can't bust a grape.

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF.

 

He's a ****ing can.

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The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing

 

Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man

 

Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage

 

Other than that, 10/10 thread

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF.

 

He's a ****ing can.

 

his ****ing kidneys failed you can

 

Kevin would of never layed on Maia like that Euro can Weidmeng did

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

This Abel is as black as they come. Plus he beat his previous wife.

 

Plus Doomsday got BBC for days. He be makin the ring girls and Gabri jelly at weigh ins.

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

+1 he has a tattoo of ****ing dog tags or some ****, can't get more black than that

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

Abel is secretly a Mexican, has never beaten someone up over a bucket of fried chicken. DoomGOAT wears his grills into the octagon instead of a mouthguard. He has spent every dollar hes made on some 20 inch chromes with spinners.

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Good list but I think DoomGOAT should be ranked a little higher.

 

he can't be

 

Thugjitsu has to be in the top 10

 

I agree, Thugjitsu too stronk, but DoomGOAT is definitely blacker than Trujillo, and has more swag.

 

woah

 

no

 

Abel is the blackest of blacks, the darkest of knights

 

This dude just comes to bang, and has extremely niggy tattoos

 

Doomsday sometimes spams takedowns and lays on dudes

 

Kevin Casey quit on the stool on TUF.

 

He's a ****ing can.

 

his ****ing kidneys failed you can

 

Kevin would of never layed on Maia like that Euro can Weidmeng did

 

Kevin Casey quit on the stool... on TUF... to a hillbilly named Bubba.

 

He was eliminated twice on TUF. By two white guys. ANd then he lost on the finale to a third white guy.

 

He shouldn't even be in the top 30 of this list.

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@12er‌

 

Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win?

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The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing

 

Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man

 

Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage

 

Other than that, 10/10 thread

 

Geronimo is the clear number one

 

That dude is so black, that he scared AIDS off himself.....you can't get blacker than that

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@12er‌

 

Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win?

 

I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women?

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@12er‌

 

Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win?

 

I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women?

 

No but hes dating a thick black woman which is also a very niggy choice

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The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing

 

Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man

 

Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage

 

Other than that, 10/10 thread

 

Geronimo is the clear number one

 

That dude is so black, that he scared AIDS off himself.....you can't get blacker than that

 

Fair enough, but Mighty Mouse deserves to be top 3 god damnit

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@12er‌

 

Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win?

 

I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women?he banged your mom homie

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The fact that Rashad and Mighty Mouse aren't 1 and 2 is embarrassing

 

Also mini page is more black than GANGSTA GOD? Come on man

 

Brimage watches kids tv shows lmfao his only black quality is that he likes rampage

 

Other than that, 10/10 thread

 

like i said, maybe if mighty goat had a threesome with those three snowflakes he would move into the top 5.

 

And Rashad would be number 2 if he was more active. He has the most swag not only among niggs, but in the UFC. Plus i remember in the ufc countdown to the jones fight he was going balls deep in a white tennis player. It doesn't get any whiter than that.

 

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@12er‌

 

Ronda would have bodied Bennabeetus if he came at her eyes closed flailing like an absolute retard. Due to the various ways to move up the rankings DJ has oppurtunity to climb the rankings. Perhaps a threesome with the three snowflake beauties in the ring after his last win?

 

I just think Woodley doesn't deserve to be ranked higher than DJ. Is Woodley even banging a white women?

 

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tyrone deserves his spot

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I saw Rashad ditch some kids at the fan expo this weekend. It doesn't get any blacker than that.

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If Tyron's right hand was on that donk i'd be tempted to move him up a spot.

 

Tyron invented Blacksplosiveness

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Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that.

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Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that.

 

Hes an uncle tom do

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Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that.

 

I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen.

 

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Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that.

 

I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen.

 

lol you put a guy with triple white losses at #4. Cormier is blacker than King.

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I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester

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I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester

 

Believe me i put serious thought into these rankings. I wasn't gonna rank him at all due to the fact that he's kinda white and doesn't have that much blacksplovieness or swag but i remembered that he threw his girlfriend for 5 and she pressed charges on him.

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I demand that Phil Davis is immediately removed from this list and replaced with a legit contender like Hester

 

Believe me i put serious thought into these rankings. I wasn't gonna rank him at all due to the fact that he's kinda white and doesn't have that much blacksplovieness or swag but i remembered that he threw his girlfriend for 5 and she pressed charges on him.

 

Fair call

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Cormier fought at heavyweight solely so he wouldn't have to stop eating Popeyes. Doesn't get any blacker than that.

 

I know you didn't just mention an Uncle Tom in the blackest thread this forum has ever seen.

 

lol you put a guy with triple white losses at #4. Cormier is blacker than King.

 

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