GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 As the title of the thread hints, speak what is on your mind no matter how random. It doesn't have to be necessarily coherent or make sense. Think of it as a random brainstorming thread to vent or just say stupid **** that may have entered your GOAT mind. Like a journal. I'll start with something that popped into my mind last night. "It sure is nice to take a dump with the door open and shirt off. Just feels natural." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 This could very well be the enjoy your bant thread if some of the more disturbing **** the wierdos on this site think make it on here... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 You were so close. Why did I have to have a GOAT mind? Why couldn't I have had a regular mind!? Sweet jesus, your fixation with the word GOAT is messing with my mind! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I smashed my laptop mouse to bits tonight in a blind rage. It worked great since 2006. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it. WedoGOAT got my id until January 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. Had my shirt off then too. Something special about taking a dump without your shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal If they left there details I would have. Some people are just awesome 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. lol, it's heading to the disturbed part of town early 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend. By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station. So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. I remember just staring at her like wtf??????? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal And a shirt to RichGOAT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend. By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station. So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. I remember just staring at her like wtf??????? Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JChristian522 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 To think that the Internet was also developed to help save us time. FOLs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking? yeah - she was 17 - I was her first 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weidman_the_weight_cutting_can_maia_1_2_3_4_5 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 yeah - she was 17 - I was her first Reported to F.B.I. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I need a woman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT_Transient Posted November 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Wish I got the number from that milf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I am foruming whilst taking a dump. It's a bit chilly but this thread has inspired me to do the next one doorless and shirtless. Treat for the missus anyway... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Time for breakfast, scrambled eggs on toast, might have some bacon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JChristian522 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetshadeX Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Why is it that towards the end of the year time seems to fly even faster. For instance, I just realised I have 3 episodes of Walking Dead to catch up on when it feels like I just watched it a week ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Identity Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds They are, hello 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Identity Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 They are, hello Does this mean I'm a no life Nerd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 (edited) With the threads about Ozpride being mad that SOA not being on tv this week, and then the threads about gun control where so many Europeans and Australians are ****ing about our gun laws it got me thinking.... the thought occurred to me the other day while driving. You guys might think you want our country to ban guns, but if we had no gun violence here you would get less of this. And more of this... And no one wants that. Edited November 29, 2014 by 12er 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away. If that's all you bought it for, why didn't you buy a much cheaper tablet? The kindle fire 7 HD was on sale for $109 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Ive been chatting to a chick from tinder. Her photos look good but Im still shaken from my last experience 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel Eat an everything bagel or you might as well just eat a pile of ****. Good choice my man. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Identity Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12еr Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks It's a bagel topped with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, and garlic I eat mine with cream cheese 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast how do you make your pancakes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood soon be time for elevenses he homie 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I didnt even have my second breakfast 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 how do you make your pancakes? Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter. Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood only 1020am here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter. Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together noice, i never measure but its roughly the same 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Richard Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. but you're in the future, thats cheating 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 but you're in the future, thats cheating LoL I could go some pancakes now haha 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. You're high 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWest® Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 LoL I could go some pancakes now haha Yup, definitely high 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Yup, definitely high 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 im not not high, but im definitely not as high as I think I could be.... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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