GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 As the title of the thread hints, speak what is on your mind no matter how random. It doesn't have to be necessarily coherent or make sense. Think of it as a random brainstorming thread to vent or just say stupid **** that may have entered your GOAT mind. Like a journal. I'll start with something that popped into my mind last night. "It sure is nice to take a dump with the door open and shirt off. Just feels natural." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 This could very well be the enjoy your bant thread if some of the more disturbing **** the wierdos on this site think make it on here... 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 101,756 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 You were so close. Why did I have to have a GOAT mind? Why couldn't I have had a regular mind!? Sweet jesus, your fixation with the word GOAT is messing with my mind! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 101,756 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,900 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I smashed my laptop mouse to bits tonight in a blind rage. It worked great since 2006. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it. WedoGOAT got my id until January 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. Had my shirt off then too. Something special about taking a dump without your shirt. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal If they left there details I would have. Some people are just awesome 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. lol, it's heading to the disturbed part of town early 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,900 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend. By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station. So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. I remember just staring at her like wtf??????? 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm. lol, that's awesome. Give that man a medal And a shirt to RichGOAT. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend. By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station. So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. I remember just staring at her like wtf??????? Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JChristian522 2,029 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 To think that the Internet was also developed to help save us time. FOLs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,900 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking? yeah - she was 17 - I was her first 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weidman_the_weight_cutting_can_maia_1_2_3_4_5 7,748 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 yeah - she was 17 - I was her first Reported to F.B.I. 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I need a woman 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOAT_Transient 1,632 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Wish I got the number from that milf 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba_Sparks 57,365 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I am foruming whilst taking a dump. It's a bit chilly but this thread has inspired me to do the next one doorless and shirtless. Treat for the missus anyway... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Time for breakfast, scrambled eggs on toast, might have some bacon. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JChristian522 2,029 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NetshadeX 7,888 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Why is it that towards the end of the year time seems to fly even faster. For instance, I just realised I have 3 episodes of Walking Dead to catch up on when it feels like I just watched it a week ago. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Identity 7,746 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds They are, hello 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Identity 7,746 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 They are, hello Does this mean I'm a no life Nerd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12еr 126,157 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 (edited) With the threads about Ozpride being mad that SOA not being on tv this week, and then the threads about gun control where so many Europeans and Australians are ****ing about our gun laws it got me thinking.... the thought occurred to me the other day while driving. You guys might think you want our country to ban guns, but if we had no gun violence here you would get less of this. And more of this... And no one wants that. Edited November 29, 2014 by 12er 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12еr 126,157 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away. If that's all you bought it for, why didn't you buy a much cheaper tablet? The kindle fire 7 HD was on sale for $109 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageTC 35,086 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Ive been chatting to a chick from tinder. Her photos look good but Im still shaken from my last experience 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarWest® 78,548 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12еr 126,157 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel Eat an everything bagel or you might as well just eat a pile of ****. Good choice my man. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Identity 7,746 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 **** I'm hungry Think I'll have an everything bagel What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12еr 126,157 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarWest® 78,548 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 What's an everything bagel? I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks It's a bagel topped with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, and garlic I eat mine with cream cheese 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast how do you make your pancakes? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarWest® 78,548 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood soon be time for elevenses he homie 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I didnt even have my second breakfast 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 how do you make your pancakes? Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter. Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,913 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood only 1020am here 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter. Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together noice, i never measure but its roughly the same 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageTC 35,086 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Richard 15,248 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. but you're in the future, thats cheating 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageTC 35,086 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 but you're in the future, thats cheating LoL I could go some pancakes now haha 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarWest® 78,548 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night. You're high 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarWest® 78,548 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 LoL I could go some pancakes now haha Yup, definitely high 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageTC 35,086 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 Yup, definitely high 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageTC 35,086 Report post Posted November 29, 2014 im not not high, but im definitely not as high as I think I could be.... 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
