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TIL that you are not supposed to flush kleenex.

I thought it was BS and just a new thing due to volume.  Nope always been a thing.

 

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14 hours ago, *BEG* said:

Either that or record rates of divorce. My money is in the latter. 

She knows lol

My mom & dad had a great relationship & managed to stay married for 50+ yrs. He worked a lot offshore though and was only home for periods of time then back to work for weeks. That's the only reason they stayed together so long probably lol. 

Being around someone all the time especially if you're not both that kinda person & both strong minded is tough srs business even if you really love each other. 

You need your space sometimes otherwise you'll be driving each other crazy at the smallest things which escalate to big things. 

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14 minutes ago, gadgets19 said:

TIL that you are not supposed to flush kleenex.

I thought it was BS and just a new thing due to volume.  Nope always been a thing.

 

 

I was whipped if I got caught flushing kleenex-

 

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apparently the water boatman is the loudest creature on earth.  its a tiny bug that sings with its penis

i thought i was watching some fake news chit on tv but then i googled it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2010280/Water-boatman-Tiny-insect-sings-penis-loudest-creature-Earth.html

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13 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

apparently the water boatman is the loudest creature on earth.  its a tiny bug that sings with its penis

 

 

I'm gonna try that singing with my penis, ..chit, done everything else twice-

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7 hours ago, Bezerker101 said:

Positive >

 

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at least its not a mullet

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33 minutes ago, Bezerker101 said:

 

I'm gonna try that singing with my penis, ..chit, done everything else twice-

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did it vomit?

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1 hour ago, Bezerker101 said:

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gotta keep her chinese food safe on the way to the meat market

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9 hours ago, -idyb- said:

 

gotta keep her chinese food safe on the way to the meat market

 

.... you wouldn't believe what goes on there > cat sushi on a stick  ?

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i need to start dating older women. just so they can get me in the grocery store earlier

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8 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i need to start dating older women. just so they can get me in the grocery store earlier

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1 hour ago, Bezerker101 said:

 

Hey, will the US pay for our security detail ?........lol fugg off

Trump +1

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2 hours ago, Bwana said:

Hey, will the US pay for our security detail ?........lol fugg off

Trump +1

 

Harry goes Hollywood and manages to turn royalty into a bigger joke then they were already perceived to be .

(not easy to do) The world needs to move on from this nonsense > fook tradition  ?

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On 3/28/2020 at 3:45 AM, *BEG* said:

Either that or record rates of divorce. My money is in the latter. 

im more into the death rates.  i need to find myself a really old woman who has alot of money, so i can marry her and then give her the coronavirus

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56 degrees right now and we are in a winter storm watch for tomorrow. Possibly going to get 3-5 inches of snow.

Fml

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27 minutes ago, juice64011 said:

56 degrees right now and we are in a winter storm watch for tomorrow. Possibly going to get 3-5 inches of snow.

Fml

Just mother nature april fooling you, m8

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On 4/2/2020 at 12:19 AM, Bezerker101 said:

.... Wash your hands-

 

 

where are her hands?

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dammit i go to post some carla esparza and all of a sudden the forum layout looks a little different and i cant figure out what i did or how to fix it

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lol i guess cat zingano got shamed into putting her clothes back on

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oh hell yeah! now even PVZ is out whoring around on the internet

 

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alright so now its showing the same chit on both of my computers.  who done fuct up the forum?  now ive got yellow fever from looking at that ugly yellow pride button on the top of every page.  can u guys at least change its color to anything but yellow? im not that racist but i dont like yellow.

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2 hours ago, -idyb- said:

alright so now its showing the same chit on both of my computers.  who done fuct up the forum?  now ive got yellow fever from looking at that ugly yellow pride button on the top of every page.  can u guys at least change its color to anything but yellow? im not that racist but i dont like yellow.

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