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Uncle Polo, aka Jeff, has much wisdom to give not just the MMA community, but the world in general.

 

Please use this thread to ask him why he likes Tim Kennedy, what his thing is with jacked black wrestlers and why the US of A is the greatest country in the world.

 

Or any other questions you may have, thanks.

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Polo do you like Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls?

I've never had the bowls so I am unsure. I do enjoy the breakfast sammiches though.

 

Jeff, who do you think will be WW champion by the end of 2014?

That's a good question. I think the belt is going to change hands a lot with the current state of the division. Just for answering your questions sake, I'll choose Lawler.

 

Jeff lol

 

 

Polo, will you be that weird Uncle everyone know that tries to touch you inappropriatley?

 

I'm scared..

Are you asking if I will be the weird uncle that everyone touches inappropriately or are you asking if I will be that weird uncle that touches everyone else inappropriately?

 

Last question before i head out, how do you spell inaproppriatelly?

Inappropriately.

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You should play fantasy football next year with us, Jeff my meng.

I'm down.

 

Dear Jeff,

 

Who is your favorite celebrity Jeff in the world?

I don't believe I have a favorite celebrity Jeff.

 

I am starting to eat hulled hemp hearts like a fiend, what is your take on their nutrional quality?

WTF is a hulled hemp heart?

 

Jeffrey, are you jelly of my 25K+ likes?

No, your likes are not legit ever since blaming your tablet on being stingy with likes for others.

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I'm down.

 

I don't believe I have a favorite celebrity Jeff.

 

WTF is a hulled hemp heart?

 

No, your likes are not legit ever since blaming your tablet on being stingy with likes for others.

lol you think my inability to like posts on a tablet somehow yields me more likes?

 

I'm going to chalk this absurd reasoning up to an affirmative that you're jelly of my dominant lead in likes.

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Jeff, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you like the Eagles?

11/10 meng

 

Jeff, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you like the Phillies?

I don't follow baseball.

 

Jeff, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you like the Flyers?

 

Threef post.  On a scale of 1-10, how much do you enjoy to threef?

Threefing is dope as long as you declare it, otherwise its whack.

 

Jeff, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you like the 76ers?

Huge fan in the Iverson era when they played the Lakers in the finals. They are disheartening to put it nicely as of late.

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