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...Cat Zingano has came out of that initial scrumble on top and finished Honda with elbows, knocking her out. And we witnessed Honda crying and making excuses during the interview with Rogan.

 

In a perfect world...

 

...Humble Johnson eye-pokes Jon Jones, but the ref doesn't see it, takes him down and unleashes the most brutal GnP ever seen by mankind until Jones falls asleep in a puddle of blood. When Jones complains to Joe Rogan that there was an eye-poke, the 22 314 people in attendance produce the loudest laughter ever heard inside a sporting arena.

 

In a perfect world...

 

...Brock Lesnar comes back to the UFC and beats the living **** out of Frank Mir. 

 

In a perfect world...

 

...Connor McGregor verbally taps to Aldo's leg kicks.

 

In a perfect world...

 

...Nick Diaz fights Michael Venom Page and makes him look stupid with the GOATest taunting ever seen and most precise boxing witnessed in an MMA fight.

 

In a perfect world...

 

...Mark Hunt becomes a UFC champion.

 

 

Now on to you!!

 

In a perfect world...

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In a perfect world Dan Hardy knocks out GSP

 

In a perfect world my penis slips inside Brittney Palmer

 

In a perfect world my penis slips inside Urijah Faber

 

In a perfect world BJ Penn beats Frankie Edgar

 

In a perfect world GSP never wins a rematch against Serra

 

In a perfect world Carwin beats Brock

 

In a perfect world Vera becomes the only person to hold the LHW and HW title simultaneously

 

In a perfect world Mariusz Pudzianowski fights in the UFC

 

In a perfect world Rose Namajunas wins women's title

 

In a perfect world a sex tape with Thug Rose and Pat Barry is leaked

 

In a perfect world Dana White fought Tito Ortiz

 

In a perfect world Randy Couture never fights Brandon Vera

 

In a perfect world Brendan Schaub doesn't get knocked out

 

In a perfect world Chael beats Anderson Silva

 

In a perfect world we see Hallman's nuts during a fight. I guess this world can be perfect sometimes)

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I put my responses in the quote:

In a perfect world Dan Hardy knocks out GSP

- Off of his back! Would be EPIC!

 

In a perfect world my penis slips inside Brittney Palmer

- Right on!

 

In a perfect world my penis slips inside Urijah Faber

743.gif You mad bro?

 

In a perfect world BJ Penn beats Frankie Edgar

- 3 times!

 

In a perfect world GSP never wins a rematch against Serra

 

In a perfect world Carwin beats Brock

 

In a perfect world Vera becomes the only person to hold the LHW and HW title simultaneously

 

In a perfect world Mariusz Pudzianowski fights in the UFC

- LOL.

 

In a perfect world Rose Namajunas wins women's title

- GTFO, she's a can.

 

In a perfect world a sex tape with Thug Rose and Pat Barry is leaked

- Disgusting!

 

In a perfect world Dana White fought Tito Ortiz

- Yes! I was soooo loking foward to this.

 

In a perfect world Randy Couture never fights Brandon Vera

- LOL, true.

 

In a perfect world Brendan Schaub doesn't get knocked out

- ....once, but twice in every fight.

 

In a perfect world Chael beats Anderson Silva

- Yes.

 

In a perfect world we see Hallman's nuts during a fight. I guess this world can be perfect sometimes)

- Haha, good one.

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In a perfect world Ronda finally fights a male fighter and loses all her teeth and gets KTFO in 14s

 

In a perfect world FLY division merges with BT so we can watch Mighty vs Dildo/Barao

 

In a perfect world GSP comes back just to get destroyed by Lawler

 

In a perfect world Rockhold beats Machida, Weidman pulls out again and Vitor vs Rockhold 2 happens for the actual MW title.

 

In a perfect world AJ beats Jones to a point where UFC decides to not give Jones an immediate rematch so Jones gets in a 3 loss streak by losing for AJ, Gus and DC.

 

In a perfect world Reem beats Roy so we can watch JDS vs Reem

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In a perfect world Ronda finally fights a male fighter and loses all her teeth and gets KTFO in 14s

 

In a perfect world FLY division merges with BT so we can watch Mighty vs Dildo/Barao

 

In a perfect world GSP comes back just to get destroyed by Lawler

 

In a perfect world Rockhold beats Machida, Weidman pulls out again and Vitor vs Rockhold 2 happens for the actual MW title.

 

In a perfect world AJ beats Jones to a point where UFC decides to not give Jones an immediate rematch so Jones gets in a 3 loss streak by losing for AJ, Gus and DC.

 

In a perfect world Reem beats Roy so we can watch JDS vs Reem

I guarantee DJ fights the BW champion by the end of 2016 Edited by Banham
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