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Hidden talents that aren't that special but you're quietly proud of anyway.


OzPride
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Annnnd go!

We all have them. Some are funny.

I'll start.

I have the uncanny ability to calculate to within a few dollars what the total price of a trolley full of groceries will be about 80% of the time once I get to the checkout, even when buying random **** that's not on a list.


I have a mate that proudly states that he faps 5 times a day every day and only to spank bank material no interwebs

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I can belch on command, juggle large and oddly shaped objects, spin a basketball on my finger longer than anyone I've ever met (still can't dribble to save my life), and speak enough Spanish to make people think I'm fluent, before I have to tell them I don't know that much.

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I have the ability to shoot webs mostly for transportation purposes, crawl on any type of surface (especially very tall buildings one might render dangerous and would probably die if I fell), insane reflexes, great strength, sometimes a smart ****.

 

I'm spiderman.

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Everything I do is exceptional.....   :P

 

 

But seriously have mangled toes I can bend in impossible directions, I can write legibly smaller than anyone Ive ever met, I can cross my eyes and then move each one independently and I can skol a beer in about a two seconds flat. 

 

Also i have excellent spatial awareness in the dark but zero sense of direction in cities.

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Everything I do is exceptional.....   :P

 

 

But seriously have mangled toes I can bend in impossible directions, I can write legibly smaller than anyone Ive ever met, I can cross my eyes and then move each one independently and I can skol a beer in about a two seconds flat. 

 

Also i have excellent spatial awareness in the dark but zero sense of direction in cities.

His Nic Cage impressions are p4p.... but it helps that he IS Nic Cage.

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I once tried filming myself plate spinning, with my knob, without a plate.  It was basically a fap video :lol:

 

 

Seriously though I really have got no hidden talents

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Not a talent, but I would think that I'm the longest and thickest on this forum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair. Who was it that hated pony tails on men? Native Pride, mother ****s!

This is you, right?

 

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