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You laughing at Chuck m8?  Do you think just because he's 75 years old that the UFC wouldn't sign him to fight a 40 year old professional wrestler and the Nevada State Athletic Commission not sanction it m8?

 

You're talking 10 million buys... minimum!  Chuck doesn't need to pass any physical just give us the freakshow fight everyone has been waiting for.

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Happy Birthday Chuck! My favorite Chuck Norris facts:

 

Chuck Norris took Viagra once. There were no survivors.

 

When God said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris answered back, "Say please."

 

Chuck Norris once swallowed four turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they were 6 feet tall and had learned karate. You know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Happy Birthday Chuck! My favorite Chuck Norris facts:

 

Chuck Norris took Viagra once. There were no survivors.

 

When God said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris answered back, "Say please."

 

Chuck Norris once swallowed four turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they were 6 feet tall and had learned karate. You know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

The best thing about waking up isn't Folgers in your cup..... It's knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep... :P

 

 

The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris :o  :P

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