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If UFC Fighters had Tinder Profiles, This is What We Think They Would Look Like


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Demian Maia, 38

Sao Paolo

A black belt that you can always count on to put on a good show.

6'0". I know how to take your breath away.

My ground game is unbeatable.

 

 

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Conor McGregor, 28

Dublin

Kiss me, I'm Irish. I have a incomparable way with words.

5'9" and a real knockout. I can make you go down in 13 seconds.

Do you want to know what it is like to be with a God? If so, swipe right

 

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Ronda Rousey, 29

Riverside

A bit Rowdy, but I can sweep you off your feet.

5'7" and I know how to throw you around.

The original queen looking to get back her crown.

 

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Demetrious Johnson, 29

Madisonville

5'3" Good things come in small packages.

I know how to go the distance, even if it takes 25 minutes.

I always seem to come out on top.

 

 

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Gian Villante, 30

Wantagh

Don't lie, you know you have not seen anyone as good looking as me on here so swipe right.

6'3" I love my mother's Italian cooking and you will too.

Don't listen to Chris Weidman, I am the cool guy in the group.

^^Description is perfect. He walks around with his chest out like he is such a GOAT. lol.. Guy is the biggest can.

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Demian Maia, 38

Sao Paolo

A black belt that you can always count on to put on a good show.

6'0". I know how to take your breath away.

My ground game is unbeatable.

 

gjdjpinjiop2y4t3do3x.jpg

Conor McGregor, 28

Dublin

Kiss me, I'm Irish. I have a incomparable way with words.

5'9" and a real knockout. I can make you go down in 13 seconds.

Do you want to know what it is like to be with a God? If so, swipe right

fmgytvsetggxy12galgv.jpg

Ronda Rousey, 29

Riverside

A bit Rowdy, but I can sweep you off your feet.

5'7" and I know how to throw you around.

The original queen looking to get back her crown.

so84zylfggytmv8i61uf.jpg

Demetrious Johnson, 29

Madisonville

5'3" Good things come in small packages.

I know how to go the distance, even if it takes 25 minutes.

I always seem to come out on top.

I wonder what Cole and Conors Tinder date would be like
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