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1 hour ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

Fat jobber, criminals, screen shotting google

 

 

Aussies are the worse.... 

I took that photo myself you horrible toothed kunt 

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On 1/9/2018 at 3:36 AM, Nyte said:

I am on the toilet. This post was sponsored in part by freddievanhalen

 

On 1/10/2018 at 2:31 AM, Nyte said:

Well wouldn't you know it, I'm on the toilet again

 

On 2/7/2018 at 1:34 AM, Nyte said:

It's been a while since I've posted here but I didn't forget my commitment

 

And that be I am on the toilet as we speak :)

I've never been so proud of myself

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3 hours ago, Nyte said:

 

 

I've never been so proud of myself

 

I keep a cooler and a harmonica in the john   ?  ?  ?

 

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-Where am I ?

 

ExcitableSardonicHogget-size_restricted.

 

 

* Full lockdown here, .. the Barangay (county & auxillary police) delivering food door to door weekly now-

I am not permitted to have a smoke outside on the balcony   🙃

 

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Salcedo-Community-Market.jpg

 

Our food shopping days (goes by alphabetical) are Tuesday,Thursday, & Saturday,

... today is Saturday 😊- I'm so  excited to be going shopping at the market legally  (Pandemic jollies)

 

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in the kitchen/ raiding the fridge ........................................................ again-

 

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They just extended the lock-down to May 30 here bcoz 433 people tested positive yesterday in the neighboring town,

.... so I'll still be here, you can reach at +63-1-800-bite me  🖕

 

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ATM i`m WFH 

On 5/1/2020 at 10:22 AM, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

Americans raiding the fridge, again.. Shock horror 

 

He just posted several pictures from the Philippines you nincompoop 

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6 minutes ago, Fred_Flink_Stoned said:

ATM i`m WFH 

 

He just posted several pictures from the Philippines you nincompoop 

 

I have confession to make, I had a purely raunchy sexual relationship with that guys (CBA) wife and mother, .. but it wasn't their fault ....

I accept full responsibility for the disgusting atrocities I committed to their bodily cavities, .. it was entirely my fault & my bad ....

I'm the one that answered the adverisement they posted on Chaturbate  😎   just sayin' .

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On 5/1/2020 at 4:22 AM, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

Americans raiding the fridge, again.. Shock horror 

Humans with teeth eat solid food, those without suck chiit through a straw...post a picture of your Grandma's fridge, the one with the crocheted doily magnets on the door.

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1 hour ago, Bwana said:

Humans with teeth eat solid food, those without suck chiit through a straw...post a picture of your Grandma's fridge, the one with the crocheted doily magnets on the door.

All my Grandparents are dead..

 

Their fridges were stocked full of wholesome, nutritious food... Something most Americans fail to achieve in life..  

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31 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

All my Grandparents are dead..

 

Their fridges were stocked full of wholesome, nutritious food... Something most Americans fail to achieve in life..  

Been to America that many times huh ?....with 322 million people here, how many fridges did you look into Snaggletooth ?

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12 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

Your kid is ugly

That's your baby picture bro, it was on your Wickles Instagram

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27 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

No mate. That’s your ugly Asss Corona kid

No ugly kids or Corona here m8, you're punch drunk again.

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39 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

Fat and full of Aids

Congrats

 

don't be cruel, he's your step-brother......his name is Prickles,

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Just now, Bezerker101 said:

 

don't be cruel, he's your step-brother......his name is Prickles,

No mate.... You went on Holiday to Vietnam, got involved in a minor, with really bad genetics and had a fat, aidsy baby

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9 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

No mate.... You went on Holiday to Vietnam, got involved in a minor, with really bad genetics and had a fat, aidsy baby

 

It was actually Doncaster where I met yur mum bucko

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39 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

You’re from Yorkshire. That’s worse than having Aids

Yorkshire >>>> Lancashire. 

No wonder you're so angry all the time, you were born on the wrong side of the pennines. 

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I think you need someone to vet your comebacks. They probably sound a lot funnier and edgier in your head than they do in reality. 

Now say something about IKEA and we can call it a day. 

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I need to move somewhere less affected like Anaheim, Azusa, Pago-Pago, Cucamonga or Stoke-On-Trent-

 

 

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