cashfl0w Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 For those of you that don't know, Danis is like the less retarded version of Tony Ferguson, who trains with McGinger. He's one of these LOL BJJ guys. He's already the GOAT at making people angry on the internet, and when you couple that with McGregor beside him all the time, he has great potential to get on your nerves. This idiot already calls himself "El Jefe", which means The Boss. Clearly, if he wins, he's going to be as obnoxious as McGregor, if not more obnoxious considering what he's done (or hasn't done). If he manages to get stopped by the bum they're feeding him, he should probably just go hide forever. I do fully expect one of these major underdogs on the card tonight to win. Stranger things have happened, but the one I would pick is Gerald Harris over another leg humper.So what is this goof Danis going to do tonight? What do you expect from him? I, for one, am hoping McGregor has the balls to show up. Fedor brings the Russians out like nobody else. That place is going to be like Little Moscow tonight. I want to see what kind of a chitshow it can deteriorate into, because that sounds like fun. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He brings the CRINGE. His cringe game will be strong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 He brings the CRINGE. His cringe game will be strong. your overuse of cringe is so cringe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I never understood why Conor copied his style, it's not even a good style 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 your overuse of cringe is so cringe Well with this forum mocking Jon Jones I literally overused/misused literally in real life. Cash and I are finna reinvent the cringe game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I never understood why Conor copied his style, it's not even a good style They literally look like a couple of dipchits just hanging out in Conor's dressing room. They were probably doing turn up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky_Shawn Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 One time a wore a floral shirt and some chick laughed at me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 His shoe game is worse than his tattoo game. That's a clear cover up of a skank's name on his arm though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 His shoe game is worse than his tattoo game. That's a clear cover up of a skank's name on his arm though. You dare speak ill of Conor's second jew jitsu instructor? Maybe he should have showed up on a Sunday morning when Nate was teaching the elderly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BART-O-LINI Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I hope Danis loses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezerker101 Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) immigrant in sanctuary city Edited April 29, 2018 by Bezerker101 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird86 Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 0-0... who the hell knows. I agree with Harris defeating lovato . Also think sicilia has a crack at victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyDelta Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Lol he pulled guard he automatically loses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes_Daddy Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Goat rustle in the making for sure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Goat rustle in the making for sureHe bodied this Asian guy that was beside us. He had five teammates on the prelims, and Danis called them all bums. LOL Edited April 29, 2018 by cashfl0w 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I find it very amusing that the same people that love Artem also hate Dillion for the exact same reason, they are friends with Conor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 I find it very amusing that the same people that love Artem also hate Dillion for the exact same reason, they are friends with Conor You know what I find very amusing? That you think people actually "love" Artem Lobov. lmfao NO ONE gives a chit about that bum. The only reason I didn't get to see Cub knock him out live was because Cub broke his hand in the 1st. Even then I swear he was still pulling punches because it was Conor's boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Forgive me King_Can! as I'm kinda an alcoholic that's addicted to the marijuanas but who were you before? I remember you lost some bet against WTG and he gave you that username for a month. Maybe 3 days before it was set to expire you lost a bet against me for a month and I told you just to keep the same name. That was like 3 months ago. I seriously don't remember who you are and you are a 10er. Same as the first CorporalClegg I started March of that year that got perma banned because G_Row is a drunken bastard. Edited April 29, 2018 by PlatinumClegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Forgive me King_Can! as I'm kinda an alcoholic that's addicted to the marijuanas but who were you before? I remember you lost some bet against WTG and he gave you that username for a month. Maybe 3 days before it was set to expire you lost a bet against me for a month and I told you just to keep the same name. That was like 3 months ago. I seriously don't remember who you are and you are a 10er. Same as the first CorporalClegg I started March of that year that got perma banned because G_Row is a drunken bastard. i could be mistaken but im pretty sure that is IRT (I_Run_This) Edited April 29, 2018 by -idyb- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stehilton94 Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Lol he pulled guard he automatically loses Pulled Guard and immediately finished his opponent, if that was Maia it would have took an entire round for him to try move. Guy is cringy as ****, but his BJJ skills looked decent in the Octagon, though his stand up is CM Punk levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyDelta Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Pulled Guard and immediately finished his opponent, if that was Maia it would have took an entire round for him to try move. Guy is cringy as ****, but his BJJ skills looked decent in the Octagon, though his stand up is CM Punk levelsDude it was a joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VertFTW Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 You know what I find very amusing? That you think people actually "love" Artem Lobov. lmfao NO ONE gives a chit about that bum. The only reason I didn't get to see Cub knock him out live was because Cub broke his hand in the 1st. Even then I swear he was still pulling punches because it was Conor's boy. He has a cult following on the dark web bro...lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 The dark web is for buying kilos of cocaine in secret. Not discussing Artem f'in Lobov. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Forgive me King_Can! as I'm kinda an alcoholic that's addicted to the marijuanas but who were you before? I remember you lost some bet against WTG and he gave you that username for a month. Maybe 3 days before it was set to expire you lost a bet against me for a month and I told you just to keep the same name. That was like 3 months ago. I seriously don't remember who you are and you are a 10er. Same as the first CorporalClegg I started March of that year that got perma banned because G_Row is a drunken bastard. IRT I like king_can and you gave me this name on a bet I am far too lazy and do not post enough to care to change it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Pulled Guard and immediately finished his opponent, if that was Maia it would have took an entire round for him to try move. Guy is cringy as ****, but his BJJ skills looked decent in the Octagon, though his stand up is CM Punk levels he went for a toe hold. dirty af. also, rewatch Maia vs Candit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) The lulz for me. Marcelo Garcia BB, swagger jacking Conor's shtick for the rustle, and going for a funky toehold in your debut fight. What's not to like about Darth "Heel" Danis? Between him "Icecream" Kron & Garry "GOAT" Tonon they're the hottest prospects to come out the BJJ world in a long time. One thing i gotta say for Garry over all these other BJJ transitioning guys. Garry told John Danaher that he didn't want to rely on his Jiu-Jitsu for his first MMA but only skills he'd learned training MMA in the last 4 months. He realizes he has to play catch up & get experience in other areas even though he's dabbled some with boxing, wrestling, Sambo & Judo b4. He already knows he's gonna get to a point in MMA where he hits a ceiling and if relies on tackling a guy/pulling guard and subbing them right away he will not develop other skills to compliment and make his strength shine & he will fall flat at the higher levels because of being a one trick pony that's not a real threat everywhere. Despite Danis working with Team Conor & Kron being affiliated with the Diaz Bro i'm not sure they have that mentality and it's gonna bite them in the long run. Maybe it bites Garry too for wanting to step outside his comfort zone so early but i admire and respect it. He has a true mixed martial artist spirit and seems open minded. WAR Team Renzo/DanaherDeathSquad Plus he's a GOAT..... https://www.instagram.com/p/Baj2BN5jrJy/?hl=en&taken-by=danaherjohn < hahaha Edited April 29, 2018 by StompGrind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stehilton94 Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 The lulz for me. Marcelo Garcia BB, swagger jacking Conor's shtick for the rustle, and going for a funky toehold in your debut fight. What's not to like about Darth "Heel" Danis? Between him "Icecream" Kron & Garry "GOAT" Tonon they're the hottest prospects to come out the BJJ world in a long time. One thing i gotta say for Garry over all these other BJJ transitioning guys. Garry told John Danaher that he didn't want to rely on his Jiu-Jitsu for his first MMA but only skills he'd learned training MMA in the last 4 months. He realizes he has to play catch up & get experience in other areas even though he's dabbled some with boxing, wrestling, Sambo & Judo b4. He already knows he's gonna get to a point in MMA where he hits a ceiling and if relies on tackling a guy/pulling guard and subbing them right away he will not develop other skills to compliment and make his strength shine & he will fall flat at the higher levels because of being a one trick pony that's not a real threat everywhere. Despite Danis working with Team Conor & Kron being affiliated with the Diaz Bro i'm not sure they have that mentality and it's gonna bite them in the long run. Maybe it bites Garry too for wanting to step outside his comfort zone so early but i admire and respect it. He has a true mixed martial artist spirit and seems open minded. WAR Team Renzo/DanaherDeathSquad Plus he's a GOAT..... https://www.instagram.com/p/Baj2BN5jrJy/?hl=en&taken-by=danaherjohn < hahaha To be fair, working with team Conor in Dillions case, he is working with Coach Kavanagh mostly who is also BJJ, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Pulled Guard and immediately finished his opponent, if that was Maia it would have took an entire round for him to try move. Guy is cringy as ****, but his BJJ skills looked decent in the Octagon, though his stand up is CM Punk levels The cringe is strong with Dillon. He said Douglas Lima would be an easy fight... Douglas Lima would KO Dillon in about 6 seconds. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted May 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 He definitely brought the rustle. Won one MMA fight, and declared himself better than everybody from Lima to MacDonald to Askren. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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