PlatinumClegg Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 I thought we were close to avoiding it altogether. All 3 of us will be 33 this year so I figured she was about to age out. It hit me deep down in my plums. If it's a male we can make him a prize fighter however I just have this feeling that he'll be cleaning a shotgun on his front porch in about 16 years, Pray for me. Thanks guys. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 I thought we were close to avoiding it altogether. All 3 of us will be 33 this year so I figured she was about to age out. It hit me deep down in my plums. If it's a male we can make him a prize fighter however I just have this feeling that he'll be cleaning a shotgun on his front porch in about 16 years, Pray for me. Thanks guys. Maybe his kid and mine can spar and make their way from jungle fights to the main card. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyWang Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 congrats to cash 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Your best friend is a broad? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Your best friend is a broad? Same actually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VertFTW Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Same actually. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 My BFF is a woman too. Your mom is a great cook BTW. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VertFTW Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 I avoid the friendzone like the plague tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Well considering I'm pretty much married without the ring and piece of paper, the friend zone is about as far as I'm willing to go with any female. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 Your best friend is a broad? Nah the mother was my girlfriend senior year of high school so we're friends but she hasn't been partying like us lately. He was a freshman in college banging this half Korean. I think she did it on purpose! I'm finna have to buy my own goddamn boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 My BFF is a woman too. Your mom is a great cook BTW. Thanks. Yeah that chicken casserole is next level! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 I just found out last night. Do you think it's too soon that I encourage him to push for abortion? Threef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yerbo Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 I just found out last night. Do you think it's too soon that I encourage him to push for abortion? Threef One of my best friends had a kid with some chick a year ago. We went from talking a few times a week to a few times a year. Now I'm going back to Canada and he'll probably be down to a 40oz of JD a week instead of 3. I'm already dreading seeing what kind of dresses he'll be wearing. Especially since he's 6'5" and 350 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VertFTW Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) One of my best friends had a kid with some chick a year ago. We went from talking a few times a week to a few times a year. Now I'm going back to Canada and he'll probably be down to a 40oz of JD a week instead of 3. I'm already dreading seeing what kind of dresses he'll be wearing. Especially since he's 6'5" and 350 lbs. explain? Edited June 16, 2018 by VertFTW 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) One of my best friends had a kid with some chick a year ago. We went from talking a few times a week to a few times a year. Now I'm going back to Canada and he'll probably be down to a 40oz of JD a week instead of 3. I'm already dreading seeing what kind of dresses he'll be wearing. Especially since he's 6'5" and 350 lbs. Edited June 16, 2018 by cashfl0w 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillandpower Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 I hope your friend doesnt become one of these new parents like Bill is talking about lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Happy Fathers Day cashfl0w! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Thanks, friend. It means a lot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 I thought we were close to avoiding it altogether. All 3 of us will be 33 this year so I figured she was about to age out. It hit me deep down in my plums. If it's a male we can make him a prize fighter however I just have this feeling that he'll be cleaning a shotgun on his front porch in about 16 years, Pray for me. Thanks guys. Ugh, i hate it when friends breed. It changes everything. Save yourself the pain and anguish of watching them gradually turn from fun, spontaneous people who are always up for a laugh to sleep-deprived zombies who can only talk about sleep cycles, nappies, and only meet up with 3 months notice. Shun them. Shun them now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Ugh, i hate it when friends breed. It changes everything. Save yourself the pain and anguish of watching them gradually turn from fun, spontaneous people who are always up for a laugh to sleep-deprived zombies who can only talk about sleep cycles, nappies, and only meet up with 3 months notice. Shun them. Shun them now. Thank you Bubba. I was waiting for your take on the situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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