King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 now no one can tell him nocakeforyou probably the right time to retire, although I can see him signing for Bellator in a year when he realizes he has no income and he fights Rampage at HW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoToGuy Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Don't toy with my emotions. Link? Has Fatricks nut-sniffing days finally passed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Don't toy with my emotions. Link? Has Fatricks nut-sniffing days finally passed? So many fat jokes left unused. I'm gonna miss him more than he missed weight. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mmajunkie.com/2018/06/former-ufc-champion-johny-hendricks-announces-mma-retirement-wrestling-oklahoma-state/amp 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 So many fat jokes left unused. I'm gonna miss him more than he missed weight. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mmajunkie.com/2018/06/former-ufc-champion-johny-hendricks-announces-mma-retirement-wrestling-oklahoma-state/amp he seems to be enjoying retirement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 RETIRED BY THE HANDS OF MAGNY - LDD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillandpower Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 HW Bellator lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Probably the first former ranker that BellaGOAT won't want. Sidenote, how come they didn't scoop up BJ Penn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Post a picture of your body so the forum can compare yours against his. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 (edited) he's never been the same since GSP laid a beating on his a$$. yet another fighter to fall victim the GSP curse. r.i.p. fat johnny. Edited June 27, 2018 by -idyb- 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 [¢Post a picture of your body so the forum can compare yours against his. closet foglet confirmed 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 closet foglet confirmed Hes not closeted, everyone already knows that chit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Hes not closeted, everyone already knows that chit. Aren't you the guy that was on this forum who was openly making a fuss, pestering a grown man to send you diet tips? I think it was Eclipse you were bothering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Aren't you the guy that was on this forum who was openly making a fuss, pestering a grown man to send you diet tips? I think it was Eclipse you were bothering. Wasn't really making a fuss, I asked a question, Eclipse responded (we had some friendly banter even though he's a filthy canadian), and he sent me a diet. I'm not a nutritionalist and I don't give a chit about that sort of thing so I ask people who know. Now I ask that you please use the Internet the public library has provided for you in a more constructive way next time foglet bi*ch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnages Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Hoping he would d!ck GSP again before he retires, but I suppose any can would be able to do that nowadays 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Post a picture of your body so the forum can compare yours against his. Megasalt at it again Social Justice warrior unite Last thing I'm gonna do is feed into your troll tho, I've been working out for 4 years I have no need to seek approval from you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Can Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Hoping he would d!ck GSP again before he retires, but I suppose any can would be able to do that nowadays didn't miss you either carn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Hoping he would d!ck GSP again before he retires, but I suppose any can would be able to do that nowadays 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxeMurduh Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 he's never been the same since GSP laid a beating on his a$$. yet another fighter to fall victim the GSP curse. r.i.p. fat johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 He put a whooping on GSP to win the title but his celebratory eating created an addiction he would never recover from 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoZZez Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Post a picture of your body so the forum can compare yours against his. Are you not the self confessed fatty? Why are you asking for half naked pictures of guys? Remembering your jail days again porky? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezerker101 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 yeah, he has no money 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 We shouldn't make fun of fat people they have enough on their plate. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) Are you not the self confessed fatty? Why are you asking for half naked pictures of guys? Remembering your jail days again porky? Sure, I was looking pretty much identical to those photos of Hendricks before I started really going hard this year. Honestly, I'm not really that much different right now. That's not fat, though. This is what a strong, athletic guy who likes to eat looks like. Edited June 28, 2018 by ReturnoftheSoup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 LMAO @ fat people pretending being fat is secretly being in shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 LMAO @ fat people pretending being fat is secretly being in shape. Dude, if you're more athletic than 3-time State high school wrestling champion, 2-time national high school wrestling champion, 2-time Division I national champion, former UFC welterweight champion Johny Hendricks, then I'm all ears. In fact, I will relinquish myself as OP of this year's fitness and training goals and hand that over to you. I will acquiesce to all the superior knowledge and defer to you any and all questions about fitness, training or mixed martial arts. But first you have to prove it. Make some attempt at proving that you're not some out of shape, opinionated troll who doesn't know what the **** they're talking about, because that's exactly the impression that I get from you. I think more and more people here are of that same opinion. You got anything, bro? Got a video of you doing something athletic? Bench pressing? Sprinting up a hill? Maybe a slamdunk or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) I think a lot of people here, much like cash, make their predictions based on reading stats. They don't actually know anything about boxing or wrestling or jujitsu or mixed martial arts. They just see this fighter beating these fighters, and this other fighter beats those fighters. So based on those calculations, fighter a will beat fighter b. Some fights they see a lot of action and a lot of movement, but they really don't know what the hell they're looking at. Then they come on here and want to pass themselves off as experts because they bought pay-per-views or went to events. But you're not experts and you're not athletes. Edited June 28, 2018 by ReturnoftheSoup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Dude, if you're more athletic than 3-time State high school wrestling champion, 2-time national high school wrestling champion, 2-time Division I national champion, former UFC welterweight champion Johny Hendricks, then I'm all ears. In fact, I will relinquish myself as OP of this year's fitness and training goals and hand that over to you. I will acquiesce to all the superior knowledge and defer to you any and all questions about fitness, training or mixed martial arts. But first you have to prove it. Make some attempt at proving that you're not some out of shape, opinionated troll who doesn't know what the **** they're talking about, because that's exactly the impression that I get from you. I think more and more people here are of that same opinion. You got anything, bro? Got a video of you doing something athletic? Bench pressing? Sprinting up a hill? Maybe a slamdunk or something? Lol at this stringbean acting like hes tough and strong when he works out at planet fitness. Sit the **** down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Also, hollar at me when you have 15+years into lifting. Until then, it's still your mother****ing set pansy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Threef, and when your balls drop and you actually grow out of a medium shirt and pop some seems, then try and talk chit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Also, hollar at me when you have 15+years into lifting. Until then, it's still your **** set pansy. This makes me want to go to a gym and videotape my benchpress and deadlifts, Lifts I haven't done in a while. I would still bet my numbers would be higher than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Threef, and when your balls drop and you actually grow out of a medium shirt and pop some seems, then try and talk chit. I wear extra large shirts, but that's because I like a close fitting shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 This makes me want to go to a gym and videotape my benchpress and deadlifts, Lifts I haven't done in a while. I would still bet my numbers would be higher than yours. Ninja, I was pulling 600lbs 6 years ago on deads for reps. What have you been pulling? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) Ninja, I was pulling 600lbs 6 years ago on deads for reps. What have you been pulling? Hell, I don't know. Maybe I'll check it out sometime soon enough. I've definitely done stuff in the low 500 range, but that was a long time ago. I've never been a pure lifter. Edited June 28, 2018 by ReturnoftheSoup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) Lel Edited June 28, 2018 by I_Take_Roids_m8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Dude, if you're more athletic than 3-time State high school wrestling champion, 2-time national high school wrestling champion, 2-time Division I national champion, former UFC welterweight champion Johny Hendricks, then I'm all ears. In fact, I will relinquish myself as OP of this year's fitness and training goals and hand that over to you. I will acquiesce to all the superior knowledge and defer to you any and all questions about fitness, training or mixed martial arts. But first you have to prove it. Make some attempt at proving that you're not some out of shape, opinionated troll who doesn't know what the **** they're talking about, because that's exactly the impression that I get from you. I think more and more people here are of that same opinion. You got anything, bro? Got a video of you doing something athletic? Bench pressing? Sprinting up a hill? Maybe a slamdunk or something? I guarantee you I would dominate Johnny Hendricks in any athletic competition, you moron. The guy is about 5'9, 210 lbs of fat. I would quite literally put my nuts on his forehead on a basketball court. People who aren't athletic sit around and record themselves sprinting up a hill. That's some amateur chit. You think because your fat **** sprinted up a hill a couple times, and curled some fifteen pound weights that you're somebody? Remember when your soft **** said you were going to bike across country, and then crapped out after an hour? Clown. Don't question anybody else. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Take_Roids_m8 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Hell, I don't know. Maybe I'll check it out sometime soon enough. That's what I thought. Night 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Lel I doubt I'd have an issue with knocking you out, though. You probably wouldn't feel quite as alpha if you got in a ring with me. You probably never feel the same about yourself after a few minutes with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Nobody is scared of your p*ssy *ss. Cut the chit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 I guarantee you I would dominate Johnny Hendricks in any athletic competition, you moron. The guy is about 5'9, 210 lbs of fat. I would quite literally put my nuts on his forehead on a basketball court. People who aren't athletic sit around and record themselves sprinting up a hill. That's some amateur chit. You think because your fat **** sprinted up a hill a couple times, and curled some fifteen pound weights that you're somebody? Remember when your soft **** said you were going to bike across country, and then crapped out after an hour? Clown. Don't question anybody else. For the record I did over 100 miles, on a single speed pulling a trailer that weighed over 100 pounds. I was doing fine until night fell on the Katy Trail and the mosquitoes began their campaign of killing me. I couldn't describe how thick and persistent they were. I rode the entire night trying to outrun them, instead of bedding down. That's why I didn't finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) Nobody is scared of your p*ssy *ss. Cut the chit. Yeah, behind the safety of their computers they're not. But you've been to St. Louis few times and you never hit me up. Edited June 28, 2018 by ReturnoftheSoup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Hit you up for what, hobo? To get arrested for kicking a clown's ****? I would drop you faster than you dropped your kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoZZez Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 So lets clarify a few facts in this thread that ol Soup has presented.1. He feels he is in as good of shape as a guy called fatricks, who is a whiny ****. 2. He can out lift roids, that was until Roids showed a photo and Soup shut the **** up real quick 3. Nobody is as smart as Soup is at MMA, they just rely on stats and experience over the years and that doesnt compare to him being in a bum fight where he looked lost and eventually used his porky pig size to beat a can. Oh and he bought boxing equipment, then a week later gave that up and has been in jiu jitzu rolling around with kids. Next week he will be back training for the Tour de France. 4. Soup still thinks he can beat everyone up and threatens to, even after in the past admitting that its all talk and he knows he wouldnt get in the fight 5. Soup took a whole ****ing day to bike 100 miles (or so he says) and then tapped out to mosquitoes. A whole day, literally we are talking his average speed would have been 7 ish miles per hour. There are geriatrics who walk faster than that in a mall with their walkers. There we go. Now I will eagerly await Soup to threaten to beat me, for the thousandth time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 So lets clarify a few facts in this thread that ol Soup has presented. 1. He feels he is in as good of shape as a guy called fatricks, who is a whiny ****. 2. He can out lift roids, that was until Roids showed a photo and Soup shut the **** up real quick 3. Nobody is as smart as Soup is at MMA, they just rely on stats and experience over the years and that doesnt compare to him being in a bum fight where he looked lost and eventually used his porky pig size to beat a can. Oh and he bought boxing equipment, then a week later gave that up and has been in jiu jitzu rolling around with kids. Next week he will be back training for the Tour de France. 4. Soup still thinks he can beat everyone up and threatens to, even after in the past admitting that its all talk and he knows he wouldnt get in the fight 5. Soup took a whole **** day to bike 100 miles (or so he says) and then tapped out to mosquitoes. A whole day, literally we are talking his average speed would have been 7 ish miles per hour. There are geriatrics who walk faster than that in a mall with their walkers. There we go. Now I will eagerly await Soup to threaten to beat me, for the thousandth time. You're not a very good debater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoZZez Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 You're not a very good debater. I was unaware I was trying to debate something. I was just pointing out how much of a moron you are. Try and keep up Porky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Cashfl0w could beat Johnny Hendricks at literally anything. Even a fight where you can't bury your head in another man's crotch. Johnny ain't about that life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Lol, you guys....don't make me post videos of me smashing it with the 20lb weights.... Actually i remember seeing an embedded or something about Hendricks where he had entered a Tough Mudder or something similar. Dude was wheezing his way round in the middle of the pack like an old fat man. No doubt he's a decorated wrestler and certainly used to hit like a truck, but I don't think he's one of those freaky athletic types. He's no Yoel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanleyTheBricklayer Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Soup is one hell of a troll, I've had my moments at it, but soup takes it to another level LOL. Regardless of PEDs, Hendricks beat GSP. Everyone who watched it knows the judges were wrong. So, cheers for that fella, enjoy your retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolldan Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 His last training session really showed he'd let himself go Hahaha all jokes aside glad he has retired, he was excellent to watch in his prime however his passion for the sport doesn't seem to be there anymore. Congrats on a great career Johny you can now get thicker than a snicker in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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