America Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Inspired by Bubba and Purple Drink The apocalypse is here!! It coud be biblical, it coud be zombies, or it could be fat #metoo chicks that refuse to put up with our chit anymore. You get to team up with 4 forum members to survive the oncoming end of days, you also get to bring one pet and 4 weapons. Choose your survival squad fookers! Mine is as follows Juice- Country boy ITR- Fine collection of weaponry and medical professional 12er- Military experience Sober- In case everything really goes to hell in which case he will make sure I die high and drunk as **** so I won't care Pet- My German Shepherd Noctis Weapons AR-15 Hoyt compound bow (for silent kills) Beretta 96 A1 Remington 700 .308 (for long distance kills) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Sober- In case everything really goes to hell in which case he will make sure I die high and drunk as **** so I won't care My neegus! I'm going to have to put some thought in to this one. Is Noctis named after the main character in FF15? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 My neegus! I'm going to have to put some thought in to this one. Is Noctis named after the main character in FF15? Yep yep, we got him when I was about 100 hrs into that game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Yep yep, we got him when I was about 100 hrs into that game I need to go back and play all of the new content stuff they've added. edit: I'll stop derailing, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 I've given this a lot of thought already so it's pretty easy. 1. Juice. Despite his recent worrying revelations of working in IT he's a deer hunter and general all round country boy. In my head he's basically Matt Hughes. 2. Druncle Polo. Need some ex-military. It was a close one between him, 12er and WarWest, but WW is kinda MIA and 12er didn't know what a blue falcon is. So Druncle Polo it is. 3. Megasoup. Living on the street is no mean feat and is good preparation for the post-apocalyptic world. Leave it Mozzez! 4. NoCake. He has very few useful skills or traits for the current world, let alone the post-apocalyptic one, but I'm not hanging around with a bunch of Americans, that's for sure. We will need self-deprecating British humour to get through the long cold winter nights; and if the worse comes to the worst, he's probably the first one we'd eat. As I'm not a gun toting redneck, I'm going to leave one weapon at home and bring both my cats instead - Merry and Pippin Weapons:- Left Hook Right Hook My words 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 I've given this a lot of thought already so it's pretty easy. 1. Juice. Despite his recent worrying revelations of working in IT he's a deer hunter and general all round country boy. In my head he's basically Matt Hughes. 2. Druncle Polo. Need some ex-military. It was a close one between him, 12er and WarWest, but WW is kinda MIA and 12er didn't know what a blue falcon is. So Druncle Polo it is. 3. Megasoup. Living on the street is no mean feat and is good preparation for the post-apocalyptic world. Leave it Mozzez! 4. NoCake. He has very few useful skills or traits for the current world, let alone the post-apocalyptic one, but I'm not hanging around with a bunch of Americans, that's for sure. We will need self-deprecating British humour to get through the long cold winter nights; and if the worse comes to the worst, he's probably the first one we'd eat. As I'm not a gun toting redneck, I'm going to leave one weapon at home and bring both my cats instead - Merry and Pippin Weapons:- Left Hook Right Hook My words I'm ex military too you fu*k! Have a like on me for taking two cats and making the Americans save your **** the entire time in true British fashion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 I'm ex military too you fu*k! Was that where you first got into duck hunting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Was that where you first got into duck hunting? Touche 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) My squad will consist of people who have three qualities: They're very smart, because we're going to need that. They're diplomatic. This team is going to have to endure some tough times. They can run their asses off. Because that's going to come up from time to time. These mother****ers are smart and can survive. Along the way, will certainly pick up people who need help and sometimes will be fortunate enough to run into people who have skills that we will need. But this core group has to have that little something special. Bubba. Best runner on the forum. Very intelligent guy. Stomp. This guy stays in shape, he runs and does all sorts of healthy stuff. He's brilliant as he's already making it in this world doing freaking voodoo and yoga and reading people chakras for a living, so he knows how to survive. NoCake. He's a great athlete, very intelligent and seems easy to get along with. Denizen. This forum doesn't hear as much from him as it does from a lot of us other posters. From what he's posted in the fitness and training goals, he's got what it takes. He's smart, he's cool and he can run. So I got three Brits and a super nice guy who is a borderline pacifist. I'm on the extreme light end of the gun experience with these guys. Doesn't matter. Five guys against the world, it's probably better if we avoided trouble as opposed to going towards it guns blazing. Besides, guns are very easy to operate. In fact, and a lot of you guys who were in the military can attest to this, in basic training the guys who never shot a gun before usually do better at the range after receiving the tiny amount of training the army gave than the knuckleheads with experience. They are more teachable. I could show these guys how to shoot, if they don't know how already. But we're probably going to have a better chance of survival if we focus more on gathering resources, making allies, and getting to a safe location. Making wise decisions is going to be a lot more important than trying to shoot people. Edited July 30, 2018 by ReturnoftheSoup 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) I'll take Juice for his survival/hunting knowledge. Eclipse to rips trees from the ground with his bare hands & carry ALL the fire wood. < He might eat all of us lol TC for his wit and ability to survive against dangerous animals. Bubba in case we need to run great distances and secure water. Nikki to fix up any wounds, lend an emotional side when needed and maybe throw us some pity bangs. TSU in case we run outta food and need to go cannibal. < Lol this is so wrong. Pakal for his entertaining visions. Vert for teh LULZ. As for me i don't have a ton of survival/hunting skills but i can learn fast. I'm a pretty gritty dude when need be and chameleon like so i can fit into just about any role. I'm athletic, diplomatic, practical, dependable, loyal to a fault and while i don't have military experience or much experience with guns l'll be on the front line wrecking shop if we need to fight because i do have strong warrior protector instincts, i can fight and i'm not scared to die. Even if that means i die quick but the team lives on i'm down because honestly i probably wouldn't care that much to live in a post apocalyptic world anyway but i do have a tremendous sense of loyalty and a lack of selfishness so i'd be honored that make a sacrifice if it came down to it. Edited July 31, 2018 by StompGrind 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 i know who i wouldnt pick. i wouldnt take bubba, because he'd just run away to sanctuary and leave the rest of us in the dust to get pieced up by zombies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTC Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 If chit hit the fan im pretty much sorted, i have the skills, and equipment and connections to make life comfortable indefinitely so if i picked four people theyd have to bring something to the table. Might just be fairer to have a lottery to see who gets to tag along with me lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-idyb- Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) i'm only picking aussies, because they already have to survive in a world surrounded by things that will kill them. Edited July 31, 2018 by -idyb- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 America because he hunts. We will have food stocked up to last us years. ITR for a medic, he also shoots a lot and camps. Nikki and BEG because we need wimmens so we don't all kill each other and I think Nikki is a nurse. Bubba for our messenger. He is very diplomatic and likes to run so he can take messages to neighboring clans and apologize when our message tells them to f uck off. Eclipse because he's like a human pack mule. He can carry our **** everywhere and I know if I mention BJ Penn he will show up. Sober because Eclipse might get lonely and need someone to cuddle with. Stomp because he trains so I know he can fight but he's also mellow and we will have a lot of weird but entertaining conversations. AndyWang because we need someone to wash dishes. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 If chit hit the fan im pretty much sorted, i have the skills, and equipment and connections to make life comfortable indefinitely so if i picked four people theyd have to bring something to the table. Might just be fairer to have a lottery to see who gets to tag along with me lol You were on the shortlist, but I wasn't sure if you were a good runner, and I wanted a "theme." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Roids, Cash and myself would just roll with mine and Roids weapon collection. 3 jacked white boys don't need one of you betas slowing us down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishSemtex Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Inspired by Bubba and Purple Drink The apocalypse is here!! It coud be biblical, it coud be zombies, or it could be fat #metoo chicks that refuse to put up with our chit anymore. You get to team up with 4 forum members to survive the oncoming end of days, you also get to bring one pet and 4 weapons. Choose your survival squad fookers! Mine is as follows Juice- Country boy ITR- Fine collection of weaponry and medical professional 12er- Military experience Sober- In case everything really goes to hell in which case he will make sure I die high and drunk as **** so I won't care Pet- My German Shepherd Noctis Weapons AR-15 Hoyt compound bow (for silent kills) Beretta 96 A1 Remington 700 .308 (for long distance kills) You're better off with a Beretta 92 vs a 96. 9mm ammo will be far easier to come across in a post apocalypse world than .40 cal and it's a much higher magazine capacity which would be preferable in this scenario. Also it's a bit easier to suppress 9mm than .40 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 You're better off with a Beretta 92 vs a 96. 9mm ammo will be far easier to come across in a post apocalypse world than .40 cal and it's a much higher magazine capacity which would be preferable in this scenario. Also it's a bit easier to suppress 9mm than .40 ^ This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 lol, look at you lot taking people that can run the fastest. French foglets confirmed 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 lol, look at you lot taking people that can run the fastest. French foglets confirmed People who do not have the cardio to run do not have the ability to fight well. All of our Armed Forces regularly run. The ability to run as a bare minimum is absolutely essential in hand to hand combat or regular combat. If you can't run, you can't roll with my crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I choose Dana White for his resources. That's about it. See you fockers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crangs Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 People who do not have the cardio to run do not have the ability to fight well. All of our Armed Forces regularly run. The ability to run as a bare minimum is absolutely essential in hand to hand combat or regular combat. If you can't run, you can't roll with my crew.all I heard was 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 all I heard was In the post apocalyptic world, if your gang has only five people in it you are going to be outnumbered quite often. This is the United States, there are guns everywhere. And there are a lot of people that know how to use them. You will not be able to stand your ground in every single instance. If that is your plan, you won't last. And let's be honest, if you were really the type of person that takes no **** and always stands their ground, you would have a criminal record like mine at the very minimum. Most likely you wouldn't be posting right now because you would be spending the rest of your life in prison. Unfortunately, you and I and everyone else has to bite their lip more often than not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Roids, Cash and myself would just roll with mine and Roids weapon collection. 3 jacked white boys don't need one of you betas slowing us down.We would just go looking for these other clowns, and take whatever they've got. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCakeForYaya Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I've given this a lot of thought already so it's pretty easy. 1. Juice. Despite his recent worrying revelations of working in IT he's a deer hunter and general all round country boy. In my head he's basically Matt Hughes. 2. Druncle Polo. Need some ex-military. It was a close one between him, 12er and WarWest, but WW is kinda MIA and 12er didn't know what a blue falcon is. So Druncle Polo it is. 3. Megasoup. Living on the street is no mean feat and is good preparation for the post-apocalyptic world. Leave it Mozzez! 4. NoCake. He has very few useful skills or traits for the current world, let alone the post-apocalyptic one, but I'm not hanging around with a bunch of Americans, that's for sure. We will need self-deprecating British humour to get through the long cold winter nights; and if the worse comes to the worst, he's probably the first one we'd eat. As I'm not a gun toting redneck, I'm going to leave one weapon at home and bring both my cats instead - Merry and Pippin Weapons:- Left Hook Right Hook My words Lol you actually just can't help yourself can you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 We would just go looking for these other clowns, and take whatever they've got. Wouldn't be able to catch us. We're all endurance athletes. Clegg's short legs and roids' muscles would slow you down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Wouldn't be able to catch us. We're all endurance athletes. Clegg's short legs and roids' muscles would slow you down.My. 357 is faster than all of you. One hollow point in the back, and you're pillaged. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTUF Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I would pick the admin for her invisibility capabilities. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 My. 357 is faster than all of you. One hollow point in the back, and you're pillaged. That's why I've brought nocake along. He's basically a human shield. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 That's why I've brought nocake along. He's basically a human shield. For one bulllet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 For one bulllet Err, NoCake is from Hull; stomping ground of the greatest survivalist of our time - Ronnie Pickering. It will take more than one bullet to stop him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Los_Polo_Hermano Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I choose FH for the tew fiddy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) I was wondering how long it would take to become team vs team lol. I'm amending my list to include sniper Fobar. I'm not a bad rifle shot myself despite not having a lot of experience with guns besides when i was a kid/teenager. Handguns a lot less but i can still shoot. With Me, Nikki & Fobar on rotation for over watch because i hardly sleep and they never sleep nobody is getting anywhere near us without all being alarmed, ready in position and trained to execute counter measures. If they somehow still do my ninja skills & patience are deadly, silent and felt before seen. I can also do diversionary tactics and take one for the team if need be. As i stated in one of my post i am expendable and welcome it if that's what needs to be done. I doubt any other team has anyone like that. I'm dropping Vert or Pakal & adding Sober. Him, Juice & Bubba can help us engineer some snares & traps around our camp. Me and brotha Eclipse can dig some fox holes if raids are constant. Just gotta make sure Sober has his weed & shrooms because he does take bribes. There is a reason why i choose 9 of us instead of 5. Lol fk your rules i cheated. This is survival of the fittest not basketball. I think ahead Edited July 31, 2018 by StompGrind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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