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Smith is going to completely dispatch this roided black mother f*cker with ease. 1st round. 

Best option for Jon is to pull out day of the fight due to fear like Whittacuck just did the other week.

Come at me with whatever bet you want ****es.

 

 

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I think he's gonna cause Jon a lot of problems, if you watch the press conference he's ready and knows he's the underdog and he kinda likes that, I wouldn't be surprised if he took Jones out but Jones does seem unstoppable so who knows.

I really wanted Gus to finish Jones off but it didn't happen, maybe Smith will do this but I think it's a real step up for him. 

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I thought this was another failed drug test.

Then I remembered it doesn't matter if Jones fails a drug test.

Jones is gonna beat the chit out of Smith though and still have enough energy to beat Santos as* too.

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11 minutes ago, America said:

I thought this was another failed drug test.

Then I remembered it doesn't matter if Jones fails a drug test.

Jones is gonna beat the chit out of Smith though and still have enough energy to beat Santos as* too.

Same here lol

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18 minutes ago, Bwana said:

Santos vs Jones is the fight I want to see.

I like that fight too 

Technically, Santos also does not have much different to offer BUT dude is a beast and will come to bang

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42 minutes ago, skillandpower said:

I just dont see what Smith will bring to the table enough to 'surprise' Jones and I mean it in every aspect of the game.

Jones only loses if he overlooks this random

Yeah, Jones is probably gonna beat him but I think it's the whole being the underdog he's got that element of surprise capable within him, will he bring this? Probably not but I do feel that he's got a pretty strong punch behind him and when in this position (underdog) it's quite dangerous, what Jon says here at 26:31.

"At the end of the day it's a very dangerous position to be in, when you're fighting a guy that no one expects to do well as the favourite you have to be mature enough and humble enough to stay in practise, take your opponent extremely seriously" then follows up to say "I take Anthony Smith extremely serious, he has 40 fights, he has double the experience I have and we're gonna treat him like that type of person"

So I think from that perspective really, he has the chance to deliver that element of surprise, doesn't mean he will but it's there if Jon slips and he needs to be on his game. 

 

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i dont even think this fight is going to happen

first of all theres 2 title fights on the card, and 9 times out of 10 when this happens, somebody gets hurt or pulls out in the last week and the fight gets called off

secondly its jon jones.  even if he doesnt manage to get himself arrested, have a drug overdose, or get usada'd so badly that they wont even be able to relocate the event just to accomodate him,  look at his opponent. who the fook is that guy?   he's not going to get a red panty night off anthony smith.   do they not have anyone better to offer him? is he taking it for an easy payday just to supplement his drug habits?  why would he even sign off on this fight when his opponent loses half of his fights, and his only noteable wins recently are over a bunch of dudes who are like 5 years past their expiration date.

they better have a replacement for this fight, and if jon jones goes and does jon jones stuff again and cant make it, its time to strip him.

my conclusion is that woodley is so boring and wont bring the ufc any money so they had to sell wolf tickets that jon jones is fighting just to try to sell the event.

thats my tin foil hat theory. ill be back in this thread next week to say itoadaso.

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13 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i dont even think this fight is going to happen

first of all theres 2 title fights on the card, and 9 times out of 10 when this happens, somebody gets hurt or pulls out in the last week and the fight gets called off

secondly its jon jones.  even if he doesnt manage to get himself arrested, have a drug overdose, or get usada'd so badly that they wont even be able to relocate the event just to accomodate him,  look at his opponent. who the fook is that guy?   he's not going to get a red panty night off anthony smith.   do they not have anyone better to offer him? is he taking it for an easy payday just to supplement his drug habits?  why would he even sign off on this fight when his opponent loses half of his fights, and his only noteable wins recently are over a bunch of dudes who are like 5 years past their expiration date.

they better have a replacement for this fight, and if jon jones goes and does jon jones stuff again and cant make it, its time to strip him.

my conclusion is that woodley is so boring and wont bring the ufc any money so they had to sell wolf tickets that jon jones is fighting just to try to sell the event.

thats my tin foil hat theory. ill be back in this thread next week to say itoadaso.

I must say I kinda agree on this fight not happening. I feel like there is something off and weird about this fight but I cant explain.

Almost as if both guys know this fight aint happening lol

 

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even if this fight actually happens, this dudes been finished 13 times. jon jones could beat this guy on the undercard and still be ready for the main event.

call me crazy but i figure this fight oughtta be called off any day now with some bogus explanation. woodley gets bumped to main event, and  bob smith goes back to fighting has-beens and other nobodies.

im starting to believe that the only reason the ufc let this happen is because they know jon jones will win and they want to protect whatever is left of his image.  thats the same reason they wouldnt allow gsp to fight khabib, as theyre trying to protect khabib's image and be able to market him as an unbeatable killer and they didnt want to jeopardize that by letting him potentially lose to a guy who was just going to call it a career and retire right after the fight

theres no other reason this fight even makes sense. unless the rest of the division is completely dry, jon jones really wanted a fight, and thats the  most suitable guy they can find. i dont even see this fight lasting 2 rounds. 

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A win over Slowbum hasn't meant anything since 2010.

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3 hours ago, skillandpower said:

I must say I kinda agree on this fight not happening. I feel like there is something off and weird about this fight but I cant explain.

Almost as if both guys know this fight aint happening lol

 

Lol wtf are you talking about??

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5 hours ago, skillandpower said:

I just dont see what Smith will bring to the table enough to 'surprise' Jones and I mean it in every aspect of the game.

Jones only loses if he overlooks this random

Some guys don't put it all together until later on in life. It happens more so in mma than other sports.

Add to this that Smith has more fight experience, has serious knockout power in his hands/bows, is a big underdog and seems to feed off that, finally has his opportunity and has nothing to lose here. Smith will go for broke right out of the gate throwing BANGERS at Jones going for the kill. And he might just get it.

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1 hour ago, 12er© said:

A win over Slowbum hasn't meant anything since 2010.

No but theres no denying the knockout power of Smith. Easily the hardest puncher jones has ever faced. 

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13 hours ago, Weidman_The_God said:

Smith is going to completely dispatch this roided black mother f*cker with ease. 1st round. 

Best option for Jon is to pull out day of the fight due to fear like Whittacuck just did the other week.

Come at me with whatever bet you want ****es.
 

i despise picobones jones with every bone in my body that isnt firmly implanted inside of a dead granny's fanny, but even i'm not delusional enough to think smith even stands a chance. i think your cheese has fallen off of your cracker m8.

now with that being said, ill call you out on a bet m8.  but it wont be a piss drinking bet because we've already been through that on many of occasions and youre like the p4p king of welch in that department.  plus i'll be a man about it and just admit i wouldnt take that kind of a bet anyways because drinking piss just seems downright nasty and i wont even fap to that on pornhub

but how about we double down and make it a month long account bet, suspension enforced by @sobercuban himself?  i mean i'm not going to take you up on any other kind of a bet, or anybody on the welchers list of shame for that matter, but seeing how there would literally be no room for welching with these kind of stakes, i'd take you up on this

i know i'm game , and i'm sure the rest of the forum would be rooting for you and your boy too, so why dont you do everybody else, especially mcmod a favour and take me up on this? don't be scared homie.  unless of course, you dont really think smith is going to win, and youre just wolfing ticket sells?

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29 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i despise picobones jones with every bone in my body that isnt firmly implanted inside of a dead granny's fanny, but even i'm not delusional enough to think smith even stands a chance. i think your cheese has fallen off of your cracker m8.

now with that being said, ill call you out on a bet m8.  but it wont be a piss drinking bet because we've already been through that on many of occasions and youre like the p4p king of welch in that department.  plus i'll be a man about it and just admit i wouldnt take that kind of a bet anyways because drinking piss just seems downright nasty and i wont even fap to that on pornhub

but how about we double down and make it a month long account bet, suspension enforced by @sobercuban himself?  i mean i'm not going to take you up on any other kind of a bet, or anybody on the welchers list of shame for that matter, but seeing how there would literally be no room for welching with these kind of stakes, i'd take you up on this

i know i'm game , and i'm sure the rest of the forum would be rooting for you and your boy too, so why dont you do everybody else, especially mcmod a favour and take me up on this? don't be scared homie.  unless of course, you dont really think smith is going to win, and youre just wolfing ticket sells?

Excellent move backing the GOAT m8

 

Especially since that French bone polisher pussed out

 

Hespect.  You have my full support.  

 

@sobercuban will need to ban his alt too though 

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3 minutes ago, OzStraya said:

Excellent move backing the GOAT m8

 

been a fan of GSP since day one. no questions asked.

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18 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

 

been a fan of GSP since day one. no questions asked.

Yes, I'm aware of this.  I mean backing the GOAT, in this bet.  You know, Jones.  The GOAT.  Not the French bone polisher George St Yoplait

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goats dont take a bunch of pecker pills just to cheat on their women with underaged girls. and they dont go get all juiced up on steroids and then drunk drive their cars over pregnant ladies. and if they did, they wouldnt forget the dope in the back of their trunk and have to come running back for it.

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

goats dont take a bunch of pecker pills just to cheat on their women with underaged girls. and they dont go get all juiced up on steroids and then drunk drive their cars over pregnant ladies. and if they did, they wouldnt forget the dope in the back of their trunk and have to come running back for it.

Lol

 

GOATS get their recognition in the cage,  not doing backflips in their underwear for sports brand advertising or jerking off over dinosaur fossils.  They certainly don't tap to strikes from fat midgets.  

 

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It would take a Matt Serra-esque upset for smith to beat jones. Jones will handle him easily. Not even near the same caliber of fighter. 

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The one thing I give Smith in this fight is the fact that he isn't attacking Jon verbally. Everyone that seems to fight him talk sh!t on his personal life and picos. Smith honestly seems like he knows he is the underdog, he knows he isn't supposed to win, but he's going out there to win it anyways. Gus seemed entitled, DC seemed entitled. So good for him on that, I hope he can shock the world. Part of me wants him to shock the world because it is seemingly the exact opposite of what the UFC really wants.

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I'm going with Smith too. Seems the only people who beat these "unbeatable" champions are rank outsiders. Jones starts fcking about and Smith pulls a Weidman/ Silva on him.

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5 hours ago, OzStraya said:

Lol

 

GOATS get their recognition in the cage,  not doing backflips in their underwear for sports brand advertising or jerking off over dinosaur fossils.  They certainly don't tap to strikes from fat midgets.  

 

bro, your boy got ktfo'd by a deaf guy who couldnt even hear the chit jon jones would say to him.  still hasnt avenged that loss either. real goats avenge their losses.

and the only thing your boy ever does in the cage is cheat. all he does is show up to the octagon fresh off of another steroid cycle just to poke people in the eyes and kick them in the balls. thats when he's not stomping on their feet while he hugs them like a total pu$$y

his record will forever remain tarnished. thats why he's no longer even up for goat discussion anymore because theres an asterisk beside his name and fight record. something a real GOAT would never have. your boy is now just as credible in the MMA world as Lance Armstrong is to the Tour De France.

At least Lance Armstrong didnt fail drug tests as frequently as Jon Jones does.  Perhaps Picobones Jones should just give the commission somebody elses piss from now on. But you know what a real GOAT does? volunteer to put himself and his opponent through VADA testing, and pay for it out of his own pocket, and still go through with it anyways on his part  just to prove a point, like he did with Johnny Hendroids when Johnny Roids tried to deliver false PED allegations. No wonder why johny d*ck tucked after gsp called his bluff. USADA comes in and look at Johnny Roids now. god damn cheeseburger gut couldnt even make middleweight to fight tim boetsch after getting booted out of the welterweight division. real GOAT's dont have to worry about any of that, because theyre not on steroids and they can make weight for all of their fights without the help of steroids and PED's

and lastly u bring up the matt serra and gsp fight,   but you know what would be an even bigger fluke and upset? if a fully roided jon jones gets ktfo'd by bob smith. john smith, mike smith, or whatever the fook that ranbobs name is.  at least GSP avenged that fluke loss to matt serra too. if dave smith comes to bang this weekend and jon jones takes a fresh creampie, he'll never want anything to do with tom smith again either because jon jones doesnt avenge losses like the real GOAT's do. instead, he'd probably go on another drug bender, drunk drive his car into something or someone, and wind up in jail.

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This is what I mean about these kinda situations, when the odd's are so big in regards to things these are where the upsets can often happen, specially if the fighter goes in thinking he's got an easy win and doesn't take it seriously as that's when the surprises happen and it's not like Smith can't punch because he can.

It's fair to say that most people will agree Jones has got this and that is probably the case but it wouldn't be surprising if this happened to be a loss cause sometimes the most unexpected wins become the wins and Smith seems very focused on this and isn't really saying much other than he knows he's the underdog which maybe is his fuel to win this.

I dunno, we'll have to see, it's probably going to be the Jon Jones win as most people expect but if he hits him due to it being unexpected than that could be a problem, Jones does seem to be taking him seriously as he's said but if he goes in being quite laid back in regards to having this in the bag that could be where the gap is.

Will have to see but these things can and do happen if people take the opponent too lightly.

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anybody can lose on any given night. but jon jones losing to ranbob smith might be the most hilarious and humiliating upset to ever happen in this sport

so much so, that i'm willing to leave the forum for a month if somehow if it actually does happen and i wouldnt even care because i'd have a field day with OzPride when i return just to chit all over his hero

where you at WTG? if youre so certain on ranbob smith winning, take me up on that  month long account bet. i sure hope youre not hiding under the cage like jon jones did in his gym for 6 hours when USADA showed up unannounced to collect a sample from him.

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4 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

anybody can lose on any given night. but jon jones losing to ranbob smith might be the most hilarious and humiliating upset to ever happen in this sport

so much so, that i'm willing to leave the forum for a month if somehow if it actually does happen and i wouldnt even care because i'd have a field day with OzPride when i return just to chit all over his hero

where you at WTG? if youre so certain on ranbob smith winning, take me up on that  month long account bet. i sure hope youre not hiding under the cage like jon jones did in his gym for 6 hours when USADA showed up unannounced to collect a sample from him.

This is a submission. You weren't prepared for someone to out-Stomp you. You tapped like a woman.

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1 hour ago, cashfl0w said:

This is a submission. You weren't prepared for someone to out-Stomp you. You tapped like a woman.

speaking of submissions.. thats how Saturdays fight will most likely end when Smith taps

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nah bro he's getting put away early in the first after the Picobone Powerbomb puts him through the table. believe that.

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7 hours ago, -idyb- said:

anybody can lose on any given night. but jon jones losing to ranbob smith might be the most hilarious and humiliating upset to ever happen in this sport

so much so, that i'm willing to leave the forum for a month if somehow if it actually does happen and i wouldnt even care because i'd have a field day with OzPride when i return just to chit all over his hero

where you at WTG? if youre so certain on ranbob smith winning, take me up on that  month long account bet. i sure hope youre not hiding under the cage like jon jones did in his gym for 6 hours when USADA showed up unannounced to collect a sample from him.

Jones isn't my hero mate.  Not even a favourite fighter and definitely not a favourite human.  But facts are facts.  He's the GOAT of the UFC.  

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32 minutes ago, OzStraya said:

Jones isn't my hero mate.  Not even a favourite fighter and definitely not a favourite human.  But facts are facts.  He's the GOAT of the UFC.  

you know damn right he's your hero m8. its just hard to see when youve got all 5 and a half inches of his big black steroid infused c**k down your throat. 

dont try to deny it m8.  my advice to you would be to get the crying towel ready for saturday night. in case joe smith puts your boy away.

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

you know damn right he's your hero m8. its just hard to see when youve got all 5 and a half inches of his big black steroid infused c**k down your throat. 

dont try to deny it m8.  my advice to you would be to get the crying towel ready for saturday night. in case joe smith puts your boy away.

Lmao

 

 

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3 hours ago, OzStraya said:

Lmao

 

 

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hey u figured out how to post a picture of something other than jon jones. a couple months ago i would have sworn you werent quite aware how to do that. congrats bud

and that was one of the greatest fights to ever happen. not only did gsp bounce back from that fluke and avenge his loss by finishing matt serra in br00talcore fashion,  it also propelled him into the pound 4 pound goat that he is today and launched his legacy into the greatest that the world will ever see. he likely never would have achieved such greatness if he just stood up and tried to play rock 'em sock 'em with everybody like he used to.

how did jon jones cope with losing to a deaf guy? he turned to a life of drug and steroid abuse.   god only knows how he's going to wind up in jail this time and how his life will spiral out of control if he goes into this weekends fight against ranbob smith fully juiced to the gills with those picograms pulsing to their absolute limit, and he still manages to find a way to lose somehow. im not saying thats going to happen, but wouldn't that be something?

a real champion and GOAT bounces back from their losses and redeem themselves.  after taking the odd loss, they dont turn to a life of drugs and steroid abuse while drunk driving their car into stuff and getting themselves arrested. 

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32 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

 

hey u figured out how to post a picture of something other than jon jones. a couple months ago i would have sworn you werent quite aware how to do that. congrats bud

and that was one of the greatest fights to ever happen. not only did gsp bounce back from that fluke and avenge his loss by finishing matt serra in br00talcore fashion,  it also propelled him into the pound 4 pound goat that he is today and launched his legacy into the greatest that the world will ever see. he likely never would have achieved such greatness if he just stood up and tried to play rock 'em sock 'em with everybody like he used to.

how did jon jones cope with losing to a deaf guy? he turned to a life of drug and steroid abuse.   god only knows how he's going to wind up in jail this time and how his life will spiral out of control if he goes into this weekends fight against ranbob smith fully juiced to the gills with those picograms pulsing to their absolute limit, and he still manages to find a way to lose somehow. im not saying thats going to happen, but wouldn't that be something?

a real champion and GOAT bounces back from their losses and redeem themselves.  after taking the odd loss, they dont turn to a life of drugs and steroid abuse while drunk driving their car into stuff and getting themselves arrested. 

Uh...  Nooo, that fight turned him into a lay and pray coward who lost to Jonny Hendricks and retired. 

 

 

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On 2/24/2019 at 7:22 PM, skillandpower said:

I like that fight too 

Technically, Santos also does not have much different to offer BUT dude is a beast and will come to bang

jones will take him down and have him outa there within 3 minutes

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