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7 hours ago, Identity2 said:

What's occurring?

Well, this can't be a Vert alt bc they spelled occurring correctly...this account is at least top 19.

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This deep cut reference is going to separate the casuals from the forum veterans.

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2 hours ago, 12еr said:

This deep cut reference is going to separate the casuals from the forum veterans.

Frankly, anyone who hasn't liked both your post and TUF's is a confirmed fora casual.

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So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "Identity the dock builder"? No!

And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "Identity the bridge builder"? No!

And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "Identity the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you welch one poop eating bet..."

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1 minute ago, -idyb- said:

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "Identity the dock builder"? No!

And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "Identity the bridge builder"? No!

And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "Identity the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you welch one poop eating bet..."

Lol What

Could've just said "eat ****"

 

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10 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

All that said. 

Welcome back mate. Hope all is well. 

Hello pal.

Nice to see you still kicking around here.

Hows forum life been?

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13 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

Who's the beefy lady?

Does she need any company? I hear @Rumbin likes em plus sized.

Mmmmm

THICCC

SOLID

TIGHT

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44 minutes ago, Identity2 said:

Yo momma 

She looks beefier than a Wendys triple cheeseburger.

What buffet did you meet her at?

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11 minutes ago, Identity2 said:

McDonalds 

Splurging on them big ****es! Daaang.

Well, if you want to wheel her even fatter sister in for the next date, I'm sure wickles would be happy to keep her company.

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6 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

Splurging on them big ****es! Daaang.

Well, if you want to wheel her even fatter sister in for the next date, I'm sure wickles would be happy to keep her company.

Gotta treat them right mate

I have no idea what a wickles is

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6 minutes ago, Identity2 said:

Gotta treat them right mate

I have no idea what a wickles is

Wickles82 is a new breed of poster, fighting out of Manchester. England.  Now you're back, he's fallen out of my top 10 British posters though, but he's still ahead of @NoCakeForYaya.

What else do you want to know?

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2 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Wickles82 is a new breed of poster, fighting out of Manchester. England.  Now you're back, he's fallen out of my top 10 British posters though, but he's still ahead of @NoCakeForYaya.

What else do you want to know?

Old Fobar still around?

FH?

Seems a few have fallen off

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2 minutes ago, Identity2 said:

Old Fobar still around?

FH?

Seems a few have fallen off

Fobar posts once in a blue moon.

FH raged at Sober, got bant, posted something smart about drugs in his sig and got permabant.

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Just now, cashfl0w said:

He got caught up in a beastiality sting. Doing hard time. 

On a scale of -10,000 to 10, how much do you miss him?

My only regret is I no longer have an excuse to post this gif on a daily basis.

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1 minute ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

On a scale of -10,000 to 10, how much do you miss him?

My only regret is I no longer have an excuse to post this gif on a daily basis.

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He remained loyal throughout my lack of **** eating

Have no idea about the gif or beastiality references but I'm sure there's a bit of Jimmy rustling in there 

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3 hours ago, Identity2 said:

He remained loyal throughout my lack of **** eating

Have no idea about the gif or beastiality references but I'm sure there's a bit of Jimmy rustling in there 

He got eaten alive once you left, m8. He couldn't roll with the punches.

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3 hours ago, Identity2 said:

He remained loyal throughout my lack of **** eating

Have no idea about the gif or beastiality references but I'm sure there's a bit of Jimmy rustling in there 

have you seen the one where FH and Cole got drunk on Proper 12 and then spitroasted a donkey?  the video is posted up at BarnHub.  Definately not one for the squirmish

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