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Khabib Nurmagomedov declares himself out of UFC 249 main event

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His choice.  Not due to Dana White, not any commission, not any flight restriction.  He doesn't want to take on an opponent who possesses a skillset which would nullify his wrestling.  Never has and I assure you, he never will.

 

"Though there appeared to be a glimmer of hope that Khabib Nurmagomedov would be able to leave Russia and keep his fight with Tony Ferguson intact, it now appears that he has resigned himself to the fact that he will not be fighting on April 18.

UFC president Dana White is trying to jump all the necessary hurdles to keep UFC 249 intact in some form or fashion on April 18, reportedly even without Nurmagomedov after Russia closed its borders to international travel. The sliver of hope was that Russia had not yet stopped all private business travel, but that hasn't persuaded Nurmagomedov to try and travel during the current covid-19 crisis.

Nurmagomedov on Wednesday posted to his Instagram account, saying:

"Staying home in quarantine and reading the reaction of people to the situation around my fight, it turns out that the whole world should be in quarantine, governments of all countries, famous people around the world urge people to follow all safety requirements in order to limit the spread of the disease, to save people, and Khabib is the only one relieved of all obligations and must demonstrate free will and train flying around the world, for the sake of fight? - I understand everything and I’m definitely upset more than you to cancel the fight, probably like all others, I had many plans after the fight, but I can’t control it all.
The greatest countries and the largest companies of our time are shocked by what is happening, every day the situation changes unpredictably.

"But Khabib still has to fight, is that what you saying?

"Take care of yourself and put yourself in my shoes."

With Nurmagomedov out, UFC officials have focused on revamping the UFC 249 fight card with Justin Gaethje and Dustin Poirier leading candidates to potentially face Ferguson or even each other.

But with restrictions tightening every day, it is going to be difficult for White to get UFC 249 to the finish line on April 18."

 

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/khabib-nurmagomedov-declares-himself-ufc-200915009.html

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SOFT.

This confirms that he is really ducking the Ferguson fight. Like he ducked the MTP fight for years, like his agent has him duck everybody with a strong wrestling game for his entire UFC career. I'm tired of it.

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42 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

SOFT.

This confirms that he is really ducking the Ferguson fight. Like he ducked the MTP fight for years, like his agent has him duck everybody with a strong wrestling game for his entire UFC career. I'm tired of it.

Not entirely true. He didn't duck Tibau, got stuffed 19 times and lost clearly and decisively.

Unfortunately, the judges were watching basketball.

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Gilburt Burns is not only willing to fight literally anyone in any place, but he said he would eat some bat soup before going to the cage.

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9 minutes ago, King_Can said:

If this is real he lost a fan

Fight me next year ? **** off 

It's real, he's officially out according to Dana also.

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18 minutes ago, Bwana said:

It's real, he's officially out according to Dana also.

so he's not out then?

damn he should just stay home. its the right thing to do.

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2 hours ago, 12еr said:

Gilburt Burns is not only willing to fight literally anyone in any place, but he said he would eat some bat soup before going to the cage.

Gillie would dust his **** off.

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4 hours ago, 12еr said:

Gilburt Burns is not only willing to fight literally anyone in any place, but he said he would eat some bat soup before going to the cage.

yeah aint nobody gonna take a fight with him now

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I agree the Corona is a decent reason, but in fairness, why on earth did he go back to Russia knowing he should have stayed in the US to ensure the fight happened? Just seems like he really wasnt bothered with the fight and was worried more about his family, twat

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7 hours ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

He went to the Middle East, as he was told he fight was gonna happen there 

 

He then got told, he would be stranded there, as the borders were gonna close. Not exactly rocket science guys

 

 

Russia announced yesterday that private flights are allowed. He's not stranded anywhere. 

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9 hours ago, stehilton94 said:

I agree the Corona is a decent reason, but in fairness, why on earth did he go back to Russia knowing he should have stayed in the US to ensure the fight happened? Just seems like he really wasnt bothered with the fight and was worried more about his family, twat

THIS MAN HAS CORONA, AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS.

SOME OF YOU COWARDS NEED TO TAKE NOTES.

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11 hours ago, stehilton94 said:

I agree the Corona is a decent reason, but in fairness, why on earth did he go back to Russia knowing he should have stayed in the US to ensure the fight happened? Just seems like he really wasnt bothered with the fight and was worried more about his family, twat

 

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I take it the ufc can test for corona in all the people involved with the event whenever they need to while the rest of the world is struggling to get kits to even test the health workers who are dying while trying to help infected, you can have corona & have no symptoms, all fighters should be giving uncle dana the finger right now for trying to make money at the risk of employees & fighters lives, just cancel the event & preserve tonys title shot, dont make him fight anyone else...until its safer hold the event. 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

 

Who cares where. You fly to the USA you're on the same soil as Ferguson not half a ****ing world away, on a different continent separated by a big **** off ocean.

 Then you leave the rest to uncle Dana.

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2 minutes ago, agtx said:

 just cancel the event & preserve tonys title shot, dont make him fight anyone else...until its safer hold the event. 

 

 

Sucks for Tony but this would be the wisest move.

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Did anyone actually think this event would take place? Every other sport is closed down. It was the responsible thing from the beginning to cancel this. This fight deserves to be hyped and have a packed crowd. 

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4 minutes ago, TwennyFo said:

Who cares where. You fly to the USA you're on the same soil as Ferguson not half a ****ing world away, on a different continent separated by a big **** off ocean.

 Then you leave the rest to uncle Dana.

no point of him sticking around in the states considering the fights wont be happening there

come fight me bro.   i dont have a parking lot secured for it yet but just fly off to some dark alley in nigeria and wait around until further notice while i try get my chit my chit together. i promise you i would never lie and this event is going to be sanctioned somewhere on the planet just so i can spite all my doubters after i spent the last month and a half ensuring them in every interview that the khabib and tony fight was definately going to happen

 

 

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17 minutes ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Did anyone actually think this event would take place? Every other sport is closed down. It was the responsible thing from the beginning to cancel this. This fight deserves to be hyped and have a packed crowd. 

@Megasoup seems to think so.  either that or he thinks im an idiot for suggesting that this card wont happen just like the last 3 cards that came before it, and just like all the cards that will come afterwards until this pandemic is over

dana white doesnt care which filthy airplanes and airports they pass through or what dingy motels they stay at in some 3rd world chithole while they carry their corona around and spread it around the villages.    he herps a bunch of derp about how safe it will be yet usada aint even drug testing anybody and i assure you that none of the fighters will get tested for the corona either.  he just wants to get paid and stick it to a bunch of media reporters who questioned his morals and doubted the event would happen.  to dana its all about his ego, pride, and bank account. and nothing more.

he dont give a chit about the health and safety of his fighters or anybody else. the show must go on so his bank account can continue to bulge. thats the only thing he cares about, and people like him are exactly why this virus isnt going to slow down any time soon

sadly if you aint fighting on the main card, you aint making chit all for money. dana aint gonna reimburse you to pay your bills and trainers so youre pretty much at his mercy and are gonna have to play ball with him and follow him across the world during a global pandemic just to make your bread, because god only knows the next time youll get the chance to fight for your paycheck, and if youre not a name that can sell tickets or ppv buys, youll probably be waiting on a job interview from bellator once this chit blows over because dana aint gonna keep you around if you decline to fly around the world and fight during a global pandemic so that he can get paid.  meanwhile you can rest assured that it wont matter to dana whether the event takes place or not. he'll be just fine. he'll probably be in a private casino somewhere gambling away all the money that his fighters have made for him

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9 minutes ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Did anyone actually think this event would take place? Every other sport is closed down. It was the responsible thing from the beginning to cancel this. This fight deserves to be hyped and have a packed crowd. 

Submission Underground just had an event last weekend in a hollow grain silo. There was a couple Polish MMA events that happened last weekend also.

Did anybody from the Brazilian UFC event get Corona? I didn't think so. The outbreak was already taking place in major countries then, as well. People are going to continue to expose themselves to the virus at grocery stores, gas stations, etc. These guys are around more people than you would need in the arena for the fights when they go to Wal-mart. It's not a team sport. You could pull it off with stationary cameras, and just the three men in the cage.

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I did read an article last night about the dire financial straights of the parent company of the UFC. This pandemic could very well tank the UFC, Dana's got no choice but to try to make this fight.

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8 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

Submission Underground just had an event last weekend in a hollow grain silo. There was a couple Polish MMA events that happened last weekend also.

Did anybody from the Brazilian UFC event get Corona? I didn't think so. The outbreak was already taking place in major countries then, as well. People are going to continue to expose themselves to the virus at grocery stores, gas stations, etc. These guys are around more people than you would need in the arena for the fights when they go to Wal-mart. It's not a team sport. You could pull it off with stationary cameras, and just the three men in the cage.

 

They're not gonna do that. The UFC isnt about fighting anymore. they're about promoting and making money. This whole, "the fight will go on no matter what" was a publicity stunt to draw attention to the UFC. 

 

Dana, Khabib, and Turd are all in on this. They wanted more attention to be stirred up for this fight IMO. 

 

They need people like us running this company. People that actually give a **** about the game. Not some bald wannabe jew. 

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21 minutes ago, TwennyFo said:

I did read an article last night about the dire financial straights of the parent company of the UFC. This pandemic could very well tank the UFC, Dana's got no choice but to try to make this fight.

 

i find it funny how all of us normal people are expected to have enough extra money and supplies to last for a few months,  yet the big corporations want bailouts at the first sign of their profits shrinking.

but dana white is buddy-buddy with the trumpster, so he'll be one of the guys in line to get the big handout. and itll all go back into his pockets either way, even if he has to buy more of his stocks. the fighters under contract with him still won't see a dime from him, because theyre not even considered employees. 

i dont see the ufc folding. but i do foresee it being a completely different roster if this pandemic sticks around long enough,  because all the fighters who arent a big ticket seller will have moved on elsewhere just to pay their bills, and probably find a new occupation.  hell theres already at  least 3 ufc women now who have resorted to whoring pictures and videos of their bodies all over tiktok and onlyfans.  if thats not enough for them to get by, theyll either be stocking shelves somewhere, or taking loads from peter north over on p*rnhub. if their name isnt conor mcgregor, dana white would be the last person to help them.

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7 hours ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

 

They're not gonna do that. The UFC isnt about fighting anymore. they're about promoting and making money. This whole, "the fight will go on no matter what" was a publicity stunt to draw attention to the UFC. 

 

Dana, Khabib, and Turd are all in on this. They wanted more attention to be stirred up for this fight IMO. 

 

They need people like us running this company. People that actually give a **** about the game. Not some bald wannabe jew. 

Makes sense.

Turd was saying Hugbib should be stripped for not fighting and running away. Then they Sked him if he would fight Gaethje and he immediately turns into the, uhhhh, well, there is a pandemic after all, I dont know,......

 

You have. Better chance of seeing some bum fights than Any big name fights.

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19 hours ago, juice64011 said:

Russia announced yesterday that private flights are allowed. He's not stranded anywhere. 

I believe he’s said on multiple occasions. Send him the location.....

I honestly believe Dana doesn’t have one, hence the situation. If anyone actually thinks Khabib is running, then they’re retarded. Proper retarded

 

There is no location and Khabib isn’t just gonna sit there, only to be told the card is off.

 

He also did everything he was told before hand. Did Tony fly to Dubai?.. No

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4 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

I believe he’s said on multiple occasions. Send him the location.....

I honestly believe Dana doesn’t have one, hence the situation. If anyone actually thinks Khabib is running, then they’re retarded. Proper retarded

 

There is no location and Khabib isn’t just gonna sit there, only to be told the card is off.

 

He also did everything he was told before hand. Did Tony fly to Dubai?.. No

 

this is by far the most p4p logical wickles post that ive ever read

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19 hours ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Did anyone actually think this event would take place? Every other sport is closed down. It was the responsible thing from the beginning to cancel this. This fight deserves to be hyped and have a packed crowd. 

To think he's afraid of Tony who not only is NOT an elite wrestler is also insane.  Could he cut Khabib with an elbow off of his back?  Sure but the man gives up too many bad positions and that's not going to work against Khabib.  Kevin Lee had staph infection and was tossing Tony around.

If anyone could MAYBE keep Khabib off of him it would be Gaethje.  However Justin would have to pack on more mass because the in cage weight is going to favor Khabib by 10+ pounds.  If you look at how weight classes are structured say instead of 145 and 155 it's 150 and 160.  Guys like Gaethje and Conor could and would need to drop to 150 to win a title.  Holloway, Volk would be forced up, Little Frank could drop down.  Khabib and Ferguson wouldn't even have that option as they would be forced up to 160.

I kinda wish that's how they were structured.  So many lightweights that have either been taking WW fights or permenantly moved up could come back down.  Masvidal said it was the last 4 to 5 pounds that killed him to make lightweight and once USADA got rid of IV's like idiots he no choice but to go up.

I would also predict Gaethje to knock Tony Ferguson into next week.  Tony gets dropped in every fight there's even a youtube video of all the times he's ate the canvas.  Another obstacle with Gaethje and Khabib is they both have the same rat manager.  What is terrorist Ali offering these Americans like Cejudo, Gaethje and Marty that he manages?  I don't understand how that guy manages so many contenders and champions.

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8 hours ago, PlatinumClegg said:

To think he's afraid of Tony who not only is NOT an elite wrestler is also insane.  Could he cut Khabib with an elbow off of his back?  Sure but the man gives up too many bad positions and that's not going to work against Khabib.  Kevin Lee had staph infection and was tossing Tony around.

If anyone could MAYBE keep Khabib off of him it would be Gaethje.  However Justin would have to pack on more mass because the in cage weight is going to favor Khabib by 10+ pounds.  If you look at how weight classes are structured say instead of 145 and 155 it's 150 and 160.  Guys like Gaethje and Conor could and would need to drop to 150 to win a title.  Holloway, Volk would be forced up, Little Frank could drop down.  Khabib and Ferguson wouldn't even have that option as they would be forced up to 160.

I kinda wish that's how they were structured.  So many lightweights that have either been taking WW fights or permenantly moved up could come back down.  Masvidal said it was the last 4 to 5 pounds that killed him to make lightweight and once USADA got rid of IV's like idiots he no choice but to go up.

I would also predict Gaethje to knock Tony Ferguson into next week.  Tony gets dropped in every fight there's even a youtube video of all the times he's ate the canvas.  Another obstacle with Gaethje and Khabib is they both have the same rat manager.  What is terrorist Ali offering these Americans like Cejudo, Gaethje and Marty that he manages?  I don't understand how that guy manages so many contenders and champions.

Oh, there's no way that Khabib will ever face Gaethje, he was a D1 All-American.  29 fights and Khabib has never squared off against someone with a background in the only sport in existence which has been a reliable indicator in an athlete's success in MMA; it's clear to me that Khabib is not nearly the wrestler people give him credit for, and he and his coaches are fully aware that he would lose against anyone who possesses legitimate wrestling acumen.   The prospect of the two of them being matched up is so far-fetched that there's no need to ever mention the name Gaethje in connection with Khabib.

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1 hour ago, Megasoup said:

Oh, there's no way that Khabib will ever face Gaethje, he was a D1 All-American.  29 fights and Khabib has never squared off against someone with a background in the only sport in existence which has been a reliable indicator in an athlete's success in MMA; it's clear to me that Khabib is not nearly the wrestler people give him credit for, and he and his coaches are fully aware that he would lose against anyone who possesses legitimate wrestling acumen.   The prospect of the two of them being matched up is so far-fetched that there's no need to ever mention the name Gaethje in connection with Khabib.

gsp never had a background in wrestling and hes the best wrestler the mma world will ever see.  godfather of the ground game, innovator of the double leg, and the pioneer of perfection

khabib the great isnt very far behind him

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1 hour ago, Megasoup said:

Oh, there's no way that Khabib will ever face Gaethje, he was a D1 All-American.  29 fights and Khabib has never squared off against someone with a background in the only sport in existence which has been a reliable indicator in an athlete's success in MMA; it's clear to me that Khabib is not nearly the wrestler people give him credit for, and he and his coaches are fully aware that he would lose against anyone who possesses legitimate wrestling acumen.   The prospect of the two of them being matched up is so far-fetched that there's no need to ever mention the name Gaethje in connection with Khabib.

Gaethje is a small lightweight.  Khabib is an actual welterweight just look at his first 16 fights and his walking weight of 190+ pounds.  Although not D1 or D2 the dude that exposes himself to teenage girls via text wrestled throughout high school and college at the highest level.  Khabib took him down 229 times in one "fight"

What does Ferguson offer?  Recently got his black belt at 10th planet?  Does dumb **** in training?  Blows his ACL on extension cords wearing sunglasses indoors?

He gets floored in every fight.  Conor McGregor would take Tony Ferguson's head CLEAN OFF.  He would also do it inside of one round.

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

gsp never had a background in wrestling and hes the best wrestler the mma world will ever see.  godfather of the ground game, innovator of the double leg, and the pioneer of perfection

khabib the great isnt very far behind him

GSP has proven his wrestling time and time again by challenging great wrestlers and beating them at their own game.

 

Khabib has never faced a wrestler.  Of course a wrestler who knows submissions is going to win against someone with no wrestling.  Every time.  That is the one-and-only universally agreed-upon fundamental of this sport. 

 

Do you even watch this chit?

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Just now, Megasoup said:

Khabib has never faced a wrestler. 

 

Do you even watch this chit?

yes he did. he fought a panic wrestler and made him tap to a neck crank.  did u even watch that chit?

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42 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said:

Gaethje is a small lightweight.  Khabib is an actual welterweight just look at his first 16 fights and his walking weight of 190+ pounds.  Although not D1 or D2 the dude that exposes himself to teenage girls via text wrestled throughout high school and college at the highest level.  Khabib took him down 229 times in one "fight"

What does Ferguson offer?  Recently got his black belt at 10th planet?  Does dumb **** in training?  Blows his ACL on extension cords wearing sunglasses indoors?

He gets floored in every fight.  Conor McGregor would take Tony Ferguson's head CLEAN OFF.  He would also do it inside of one round.

Yes, think of that.  Of all the Olympians and D1 National Champions cutting serious weight and competing at the highest levels in every weight class and every promotion in every corner of the globe, Khabib hasn't even faced ONE SINGLE high-level wrestler.  Ever notice how the UFC's 155 weight class is mysteriously the only division on Earth that is mysteriously devoid of high-level wrestlers?  It's a work, gentlemen.  It's obvious, and I am baffled that after years of pointing this out, and years of Khabib impossibly still avoiding being matched up with a wrestler, most of the people here are still in denial.  

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6 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

yes he did. he fought a panic wrestler and made him tap to a neck crank.  did u even watch that chit?

If you are calling Conor McGregor a wrestler, then you clearly have nothing and should avoid debating me.

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7 minutes ago, Megasoup said:

If you are calling Conor McGregor a wrestler, then you clearly have nothing and should avoid debating me.

news flash. nobody competes in the highest level of MMA without some kind of experience in grappling.  they may not be on GSP's level (nobody is) but im sure by now most fighters are aware of how to perform a takedown.     theyre all wrestlers brah. some just prefer to stand and bang.  even CM punk knew how to wrestle and he was the biggest noob in the sport.

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2 hours ago, Megasoup said:

Yes, think of that.  Of all the Olympians and D1 National Champions cutting serious weight and competing at the highest levels in every weight class and every promotion in every corner of the globe, Khabib hasn't even faced ONE SINGLE high-level wrestler.  Ever notice how the UFC's 155 weight class is mysteriously the only division on Earth that is mysteriously devoid of high-level wrestlers?  It's a work, gentlemen.  It's obvious, and I am baffled that after years of pointing this out, and years of Khabib impossibly still avoiding being matched up with a wrestler, most of the people here are still in denial.  

If Kevin Lee could put together a win streak.  If Gregor could avoid getting knocked the **** out by Kevin Lee.  If Gaethje didn't have the same terrorist rat manager as Khabib...

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Khabib did manhandle Dos Nachos who tapped out Kevin Lee and beat Robbie Lawler at welterweight.  Hell Robbie Lawler got his superstar series wrestling medal when he threw Ben Askren for five.

I'm not even a fan but have you seen training footage of Khabib with former middleweight champion and someone big enough to fight at light heavyweight?  Luke Rockhold is having to go 100% to keep Khabib off of him and is getting shoved up against the wall.  The wrestling heavy division is welterweight and Khabib chooses to avoid those 200+ pound guys.  The fact stands that he mauls men that can grapple.  Poirier can grapple he actually threatened with a submission.  As much as people want to **** on McGregor's abilities on the mat he can also grapple and has good takedown defense.  Outside of the Mendes fight where he was fighting on one knee no one took him down.  He shrugged Eddie's attempts off with ease, put his hands behind his back and floored that idiot 4 or 5 times in a 7 minute fight.

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By the way, there's no point in making an entire thread about this, but it's important for those of you who like great ****tails to know.  If you want to make a fine classic ****tail, pineapple syrup as your sweetening agent is absolutely phenomenal.  Let's say you're making a simple Old Fashion.  In place of simple syrup, use pineapple syrup, a whiskey (or whiskey) and your choice of bitters.   It's going to be great. 

 

Next time 'round, change the spirit; it really doesn't even have to be anything brown, it could be gin.  Gin makes a fine ****tail.   Rum?  Of course!  Trust me, they were drinking a lot of rum and gin in fine drinking establishments and notorious ****holes during the Golden Age of ****tails.  Actually, because of trade and availability, those spirits were far more available than whiskey or cognac (cognac is awesome;  It's not just for nickgrizz.)  Change the bitters while your at it, makes a huge difference.   While you're at it, change the sweetening agent.  

 

So your Old Fashions have three elements: spirit, sweetening agent and bitters, all of them interchangeable. 

  • As long as you respect the ratios, you can use gin, rum, tequila, whiskey or a brandy or whatever for the spirit (not vodka.  Vodka is for women, virgins or gheys.  It's okay if you've made the mistake in the past, but don't do it anymore since you know now.  Vodka is only to be drunk chilled, straight; this is only for unusual occasions, like if you're with Polish people or Russians, this is the only exception (except for other exceptions, but you probably don't know what those are and I'm not going to tell you.  I suspect CorporalClegg knows.  I don't know why, but I feel like he knows these sorts of things.  I like that guy.)
  • You can use simple syrup (make your own, you foglet; it's just sugar water,) pineapple syrup, honey syrup (dilute 50/50 with hot water or it will be too thick to blend,) ginger syrup, agave syrup, molasses syrup (dilute!) maple syrup or whatever, etc.
  • Any bitters. Buy a few of them.  Change it up!
  • Be a hero and put a barspoon of something as a modifying agent!  Cointreau makes a lot of sense.  So does Laphroaig on occasion...if you recognize the occasion (I advise a glass rinse, not a barspoon.  Even then, you gotta' know how to get down.)

 

 

*There are many who are erroneously under the belief that sugar cubes were widely in use during the Golden Age of ****tailing, which would be 1850-1880s, they were using sugar loafs.  They weren't, they liquified the syrup, as it's obviously easier to work with.  Check out any ****tail recipe put out by the Father of Mixology, Jerry Thomas.  He used simple syrup primarily.  He also liked pineapple syrup.  Anyway, this myth is perpetuated by modern-day "Speakeasies" and supposed "mixologists," so I pardon this belief among drinking enthusiasts.  

 

Obviously we could get into the oil from an orange peel...or a lemon peel or a grapefruit peel.  You can make some fire from them if you want, but I've never found that to enhance the flavor.  Looks alright.   I'm not prepared to talk about salt or cinnamon or pure vanilla or any of that stuff.  I've almost never seen it done, maybe I've never seen it done, maybe it was always just me. 

 

I'm a little drunk.

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12 hours ago, Dark_Horse said:

FCKING CHICKEN PIECE OF CHIT MUZLIM SLIME TERRORIST YELLOW B@STARD CNT

Been a while.. You been sitting in the closet, hiding??? Don’t know why. You’ve already got a virus that kills you... Bender 

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On 4/2/2020 at 1:54 PM, juice64011 said:

Russia announced yesterday that private flights are allowed. He's not stranded anywhere. 

You can hate, all you like. 

He went to a Country, where he told the fight would be. He then found out, the fight wasn't gonna be there, due to the restrictions... What is he meant to do. Hop into every country, till Dana tells where it's actually gonna happen?

 

What a Fcuking clown you (haters) are

Again.... He's literally said on multiple occasions... Send location, he will be there..

 

Tony's not moved an inch... Let's all blame Tony and Dana eh?

 

Retards

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1 hour ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

You can hate, all you like. 

He went to a Country, where he told the fight would be. He then found out, the fight wasn't gonna be there, due to the restrictions... What is he meant to do. Hop into every country, till Dana tells where it's actually gonna happen?

 

What a Fcuking clown you (haters) are

Again.... He's literally said on multiple occasions... Send location, he will be there..

 

Tony's not moved an inch... Let's all blame Tony and Dana eh?

 

Retards

This dude takes inbred to the next level, and he's calling other people names?? LOL

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I want to see this fight as much as anybody else. But the fact that they still don't have a location, and everybody is blaming Khabib is laughable to me. Nobody in the US is going to sanction this. The UAE won't do it. This card isn't going to happen.

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8 hours ago, Megasoup said:

By the way, there's no point in making an entire thread about this, but it's important for those of you who like great ****tails to know.  If you want to make a fine classic ****tail, pineapple syrup as your sweetening agent is absolutely phenomenal.  Let's say you're making a simple Old Fashion.  In place of simple syrup, use pineapple syrup, a whiskey (or whiskey) and your choice of bitters.   It's going to be great. 

 

Next time 'round, change the spirit; it really doesn't even have to be anything brown, it could be gin.  Gin makes a fine ****tail.   Rum?  Of course!  Trust me, they were drinking a lot of rum and gin in fine drinking establishments and notorious ****holes during the Golden Age of ****tails.  Actually, because of trade and availability, those spirits were far more available than whiskey or cognac (cognac is awesome;  It's not just for nickgrizz.)  Change the bitters while your at it, makes a huge difference.   While you're at it, change the sweetening agent.  

 

So your Old Fashions have three elements: spirit, sweetening agent and bitters, all of them interchangeable. 

  • As long as you respect the ratios, you can use gin, rum, tequila, whiskey or a brandy or whatever for the spirit (not vodka.  Vodka is for women, virgins or gheys.  It's okay if you've made the mistake in the past, but don't do it anymore since you know now.  Vodka is only to be drunk chilled, straight; this is only for unusual occasions, like if you're with Polish people or Russians, this is the only exception (except for other exceptions, but you probably don't know what those are and I'm not going to tell you.  I suspect CorporalClegg knows.  I don't know why, but I feel like he knows these sorts of things.  I like that guy.)
  • You can use simple syrup (make your own, you foglet; it's just sugar water,) pineapple syrup, honey syrup (dilute 50/50 with hot water or it will be too thick to blend,) ginger syrup, agave syrup, molasses syrup (dilute!) maple syrup or whatever, etc.
  • Any bitters. Buy a few of them.  Change it up!
  • Be a hero and put a barspoon of something as a modifying agent!  Cointreau makes a lot of sense.  So does Laphroaig on occasion...if you recognize the occasion (I advise a glass rinse, not a barspoon.  Even then, you gotta' know how to get down.)

 

 

*There are many who are erroneously under the belief that sugar cubes were widely in use during the Golden Age of ****tailing, which would be 1850-1880s, they were using sugar loafs.  They weren't, they liquified the syrup, as it's obviously easier to work with.  Check out any ****tail recipe put out by the Father of Mixology, Jerry Thomas.  He used simple syrup primarily.  He also liked pineapple syrup.  Anyway, this myth is perpetuated by modern-day "Speakeasies" and supposed "mixologists," so I pardon this belief among drinking enthusiasts.  

 

Obviously we could get into the oil from an orange peel...or a lemon peel or a grapefruit peel.  You can make some fire from them if you want, but I've never found that to enhance the flavor.  Looks alright.   I'm not prepared to talk about salt or cinnamon or pure vanilla or any of that stuff.  I've almost never seen it done, maybe I've never seen it done, maybe it was always just me. 

 

I'm a little drunk.

bro this is a khabib thread.  in here we dont do c*cktails.  we drink vodka straight.

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