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Cashfl0w's Backyard Promotions is working on a Homeless Royal Rumble.  For our international forum members we'll stream it on twitch or some ****.  We'll probably have a ladder match to open up the card.  I'll go all hands with the toughest homeless man we can find but he's gotta be in the under 200 lbs class so Megasoup is not on the table.  12er will chit kick Vert for free.  Megasoup will fight Tank Abbott in the over 200 class.  They've both agreed to a handle of cheap liquor and a 3 piece with ALL THE SIDES.  Soup is younger, taller, has the reach, etc.  Getting shot in the arm by Kloe will not be an issue the commission will clear him to compete.  If you can jerk off,  you can fight.

Now on to the main attraction.  We're talking 30 of Chicago's finest homeless athletes.  It's a straight free for all and the only way out is getting cleaned KOed.  Any competitor who taps to strikes or tries to flee the backyard will be shot.  As a part of their contracts Soup and Tank agreed to drag the losing competitor's out of the backyard.  Last man standing gets TWO 40's of Colt 45, a roll of toilet paper and an out of date loaf of bread.

All of the free fight club members get to watch for free.  For the dipchits paying to be on here this card streams for $79.95 plus additional fees and taxes.  Soup and Tank also have to scout and recruit the talent as a part of their contracts.  The production team is working hard and we're going to deliver the biggest card of the year.  International fight week and we have the venue.

We're finna take over the fight game, one backyard at a time.

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1 hour ago, NoCakeForYaya said:

@Bubba_Sparks looks like Clegg won your Corona madness thread. Time to start season 2.

Dude I am starting to crack.  The only sports on ESPN are baseball games from 20 years ago.  I had to resort to watching Tiger King to see Joe Exotic be a complete lunatic.  I was in tears when he put a dildo in a blow up doll's mouth and shot it in the head with a .357 magnum.  If it wasn't for that and Jon Jones f*cking up once again I might have shot myself.

What is life with no casino?  No sports or human cawk fighting?  It's madness I tell ya.

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I'm about to go buy a 12 pack of natural ice, a pack of cigerettes and one of those premade sandwiches at a gas station.  Then easily find two homeless guys and tell them they got 3 minutes to settle who gets the favorable 75/25 split.  They've invaded the south side of my town.  **** I could probably walk outside of the house and offer this proposition into the woods and half a dozen would pop up ready to bang, all hands.

No human cawk fighting AND no gambling is hard times, man.

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**** you Bubba.  I think Jon Jones **** up saved my life tbh.  It was tears of joy that he's still a complete piece of **** that will never change.  My bills are nowhere near last years income.  I was really close to buying an 09 335 BMW.  300 horse 300 torque fully insured.  Then raise hell in it before staging that it was stolen and setting it on fire.

I hadn't even been on this forum more than once a week for 3 minutes until this stupid **** started.  I'm about to take my chances because living inside your house watching Joe Exotic shoot blow up dolls in the head is not a life worth living.

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these guys want in. beware of daddy longneck

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1 hour ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Wheres my phone at home? Did you scalp a pallet?

I haven't stolen anything yet.  I've worked 7 hours this week.  ALL in a single day.

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I dug into gambling stacks and bought a ton of 9mm ammo because of 2 handguns and a carbine.  If people start buying toilet paper the natural reaction is to buy ammo.

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I'm distributing free crack cocaine to all the competitors in the Rumble. We don't have one of those stupid Wellness Policies, or USADA nosing around. In fact, we encourage drug use. The more, the better.

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Keep that illegal $hit to ya self m8. When are you criminal types gonna learn about running your mouth on social media....smh  :P

Read a fkn book if you're bored. If you don't know how to read now is a good time to learn. 

All jokes aside If books are just really not your thing there's a billion other things you can get into. With all those guns and ammo go find a spot to go shooting. You'll be out the house, it's fun and kills time and you can work or your skills in case someone tries to rob you or your door gets kicked in. 

2 hours ago, brunofr418 said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTvHpBolK-s

i've just been watching this

                                      "FENISHIM"

I clicked, i watched, i heard that ^^ i died. 🤣

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14 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

I'm distributing free crack cocaine to all the competitors in the Rumble. We don't have one of those stupid Wellness Policies, or USADA nosing around. In fact, we encourage drug use. The more, the better.

Jon Jones' agent has notified me that Jon is willing to move into a homeless encampment to get his free ration of crack.

This thing is going to be MASSIVE.

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7 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

Jon Jones' agent has notified me that Jon is willing to move into a homeless encampment to get his free ration of crack.

This thing is going to be MASSIVE.

Dude I'm pretty sure the Young King of the backyard Masvidal either has the same manager.  Or he has the manager of the brother that manages Jon.  We could give the people Jorge vs Ray 3.

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Like 17 years in the making!  Just imagine all 18 in attendance.  We will definitely be getting the cops called on us.  Not exactly a big deal we got guns too.  The homeless winner of the Royal Rumble we turn into like to fiddy dollar assassin.  We got outs.

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Nah, Clegg, ya got it all wrong!  This is the era of UFightCheap.  Winnah gets a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and a half eaten Popeye's chicken sandwich.

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