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10 minutes ago, Bezerker101 said:

somebody is gonna open a can o' whoop-up on that twit lol  ☢️

All these betas would get siggled by Agent Sebastian. 

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-here in SE Asia the stores have kids that take the groceries to your car and help you transfer them,

... reduces parking  lot incidents slightly 😐

 

 

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I laughed way to hard at this. It's awesome.  

I agree you're kinda a lazy a-hole if you leave your cart just anywhere. 

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15 hours ago, -idyb- said:

 

Like Rogan said I usually walk the cart back to the store.  The times that I shop (as late as possible) I get a parking space that's almost as close to the store as the first designated outside area.  Funny that big dude did actually just unload that 6 shooter he had on him hitting a dude in the chest, shoulder and leg.  Coronavirus is the only reason someone else didn't catch one in the head which is enough btw.  Shooting someone 6 times is the head with a big revolver caliber pistol is excessive.

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https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/09/13/dart-shooting-train-self-defense/?fbclid=IwAR1XPn5OWRclkPSHVmNcNKGZfEyzTQTQpvUTCgIk8yIE3A7lM9Gj_Shr_Dk

Says self defense but Segos better be careful he nearly took 6 in the head.  

Edit:  Oh **** nevermind he wasn't lying.  He is a killer.  That article is from 2018.

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5 hours ago, MoZZez said:

This has to be the best one. 

Kartma was awesome. I like this one.  Woman loses it, tells him to shove his magnet up his **** at one point.  He tells her no one would be able to see it up there.

 

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3 hours ago, PlatinumClegg said:

Kartma was awesome. I like this one.  Woman loses it, tells him to shove his magnet up his **** at one point.  He tells her no one would be able to see it up there.

 

Alright,  crazy **** losing it is pretty good too.

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im surprised dennis leary didnt sing about doiing this kind of chit in his song

i take up 4 spots when i park at walmart
whiile other shoppers nearby me have to take back my cart

cause im an **** hole

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Dumb Koont: "i have three bulging d*cks in my back"


Dumb Koont: "You're not inside my body so dont ever insult nobody" 
Agent Sebastion: "i doubt many people are getting inside your body any time soon quite frankly"

lol

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The cart pit maneuver & magnet thing is genius. Guaranteed triggering every time. 

Not gonna lie i'd probably get a little irked if someone slapped a magnet on my truck. It's just a magnet but yeah keep your mitts off my $hit bro. 

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