Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

It's going down this Saturday. Who ya got? 

 

Say intelligent things below 

Edited November 24, 2020 by OmoGOAT

[POTUF 54,598]

[SVTContour98 8,121]

isn't this a fake match?

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

2 minutes ago, SVTContour98 said:

isn't this a fake match?

Not even a match. It's an exhibition fight, described as "hard sparring" by the promoter.

There are 8 x 2 minute rounds, no judges, and they are "not expected to attempt to knock each other out".  

No winner will be declared, and there is no betting on the outcome.

Not sure I'd pay $50 to watch it tbh. Would rather gorge myself on YT clips of prime Iron Mike

[Bezerker101 55,469]

Tyson by voluntary homicide w/ extenuating circumstances/

[SVTContour98 8,121]

18 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Not even a match. It's an exhibition fight, described as "hard sparring" by the promoter.

There are 8 x 2 minute rounds, no judges, and they are "not expected to attempt to knock each other out".  

No winner will be declared, and there is no betting on the outcome.

Not sure I'd pay $50 to watch it tbh. Would rather gorge myself on YT clips of prime Iron Mike

good grief....this is terrible...let these old foglets freaking fight

[Fred_Flink_Stoned 7,865]

"just bleed .gif"

[Fred_Flink_Stoned 7,865]

i can't even imagine Tyson holding back and not being on the hunt for blood

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

Lol. It would actually be hilarious if it went down like this

Iron Mike don't spar!!

[Conceive-Believe-Achieve 1,294]

Imagine paying for this Chit

 

Just Imagine

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

5 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Not even a match. It's an exhibition fight, described as "hard sparring" by the promoter.

There are 8 x 2 minute rounds, no judges, and they are "not expected to attempt to knock each other out".  

No winner will be declared, and there is no betting on the outcome.

Not sure I'd pay $50 to watch it tbh. Would rather gorge myself on YT clips of prime Iron Mike

Don't be a daft coont m8.

Iron Mike didnt get back into boxing at 50+ and train his azz off for the last few months just to go in there and "spar."

I don't care what the promoters say, when the bell rings its gonna be a real fight.

[Conceive-Believe-Achieve 1,294]

37 minutes ago, OmoGOAT said:

Don't be a daft coont m8.

Iron Mike didnt get back into boxing at 50+ and train his azz off for the last few months just to go in there and "spar."

I don't care what the promoters say, when the bell rings its gonna be a real fight.

And nobody will be watching

 

Be worse PPV than Chuck vs Tito, the other year

 

Embarrassing 

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

13 minutes ago, Conceive-Believe-Achieve said:

And nobody will be watching

 

Be worse PPV than Chuck vs Tito, the other year

 

Embarrassing 

Plenty of people are pumped for Iron Mikes return prickles

[StompGrind 40,394]

I doubt they're gonna "play nice" & spar once someone gets tagged. 

They're old though so you probably should expect an actual fight but i don't expect a touch sparring match either. 

 

Edited November 25, 2020 by StompGrind

[I_Take_Roids_m8 32,815]

Tyson gonna fook him till he loves him. 

 

Raggot

[MoZZez 7,083]

Weren't they both pissed that they are fighting a women's fight at 2 minute rounds?

 

I see Mike taking a hit that he didn't think is sparring, and then will go rage out and turn it into a fight.

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

9 hours ago, MoZZez said:

Weren't they both pissed that they are fighting a women's fight at 2 minute rounds?

 

I see Mike taking a hit that he didn't think is sparring, and then will go rage out and turn it into a fight.

Exactly. Even if it starts out light as soon as someone gets cracked good its gonna turn into a legit scrap.

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

37 minutes ago, OmoGOAT said:

Exactly. Even if it starts out light as soon as someone gets cracked good its gonna turn into a legit scrap.

Luckily for you, blokes in their 40s and 50s lose their killer instinct (otherwise I'd have come over to America and kicked your **** years ago!!).

This will be a disappointing sparring match I'm afraid, no matter how good Tyson looks working the pads right now.

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

9 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Luckily for you, blokes in their 40s and 50s lose their killer instinct (otherwise I'd have come over to America and kicked your **** years ago!!).

This will be a disappointing sparring match I'm afraid, no matter how good Tyson looks working the pads right now.

I guess you dont realize that Tyson isnt your typical human being. Now go be neutral in your country full of neutrality and gay blonde men. Hmm actually the fact that you moved there all makes sense now.

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

1 hour ago, OmoGOAT said:

I guess you dont realize that Tyson isnt your typical human being. Now go be neutral in your country full of neutrality and gay blonde men. Hmm actually the fact that you moved there all makes sense now.

Lol, just because you've watched a couple of YT montages of Tyson and watched "The Hangover" doesn't mean you have some insider knowledge.  I stayed up until 3AM to watch prime Mike Tyson humble challenger after challenger back in the early 90s. He was an animal. What he did to poor Frank Bruno was one of the toughest watches in any fighting event for me.

But that was a lonnnnng time ago. He's all chilled out now.  Heck, even when he fought Lennox Lewis 18 years ago he was gun shy. He landed less than 50 punches the entire fight  Being hit in the head for a living and doing a lot of drugs takes it's toll on even the toughest.

Lol, have you already bought the ppv? No wonder you're so mad.

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

1 minute ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Lol, just because you've watched a couple of YT montages of Tyson and watched "The Hangover" doesn't mean you have some insider knowledge.  I stayed up until 3AM to watch prime Mike Tyson humble challenger after challenger back in the early 90s. He was an animal. What he did to poor Frank Bruno was one of the toughest watches in any fighting event for me.

But that was a lonnnnng time ago. He's all chilled out now.  Heck, even when he fought Lennox Lewis 18 years ago he was gun shy. He landed less than 50 punches the entire fight  Being hit in the head for a living and doing a lot of drugs takes it's toll on even the toughest.

Lol, have you already bought the ppv? No wonder you're so mad.

I'm not mad m8. I'll be stramming that chit anyway. 50 bucks for one fight is laughable even if it is Tyson.

And yes I watched him murder some clowns as a young chap in the 90s with my dad.

Tysons off the marijuanas now and he had a noticeable demeanor change the last time he was on Rogan a month or so ago. He looks ready to murder and eat children again but I understand why a man surrounded by fair hair gaybos and neutrality cant pick up on that.

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

5 minutes ago, OmoGOAT said:

I'm not mad m8. I'll be stramming that chit anyway. 50 bucks for one fight is laughable even if it is Tyson.

And yes I watched him murder some clowns as a young chap in the 90s with my dad.

Tysons off the marijuanas now and he had a noticeable demeanor change the last time he was on Rogan a month or so ago. He looks ready to murder and eat children again but I understand why a man surrounded by fair hair gaybos and neutrality cant pick up on that.

If he's that ready to murder, it's odd that he's fighting in an exhibition match, and if you're that big of a fan you should support him by buying the PPV instead of stealing it. Or get 18 mates plus FinishHim round and then it's only two fiddy each.

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

3 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

If he's that ready to murder, it's odd that he's fighting in an exhibition match, and if you're that big of a fan you should support him by buying the PPV instead of stealing it. Or get 18 mates plus FinishHim round and then it's only two fiddy each.

I'm not enough of a fan of anybody to pay 50 quid for 1 fight that may or may not deliver. Here you go being daft again.

It's his first fight back. Baby steps. If he's gotta do an exhibition as a warm up then so be it. You seem awfully caught up on the terms. Who cares what they call it.

When the punches start flying I dont think Tyson will be thinking "Oh Roys just tagged me but Bubba says its an exhibition so I better not swing back too hard."

You're walking on thin ice to be banned from this thread

[LennyTheBat 2,804]

3 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Lol, just because you've watched a couple of YT montages of Tyson and watched "The Hangover" doesn't mean you have some insider knowledge.  I stayed up until 3AM to watch prime Mike Tyson humble challenger after challenger back in the early 90s. He was an animal. What he did to poor Frank Bruno was one of the toughest watches in any fighting event for me.

But that was a lonnnnng time ago. He's all chilled out now.  Heck, even when he fought Lennox Lewis 18 years ago he was gun shy. He landed less than 50 punches the entire fight  Being hit in the head for a living and doing a lot of drugs takes it's toll on even the toughest.

Lol, have you already bought the ppv? No wonder you're so mad.

I saw that fight.  They looked like they should've been in two different weight classes.  Lenox's reach advantage was massive -- too much for Mike to overcome.  Tyson was a small heavyweight and Lenox was huge, and skilled, with heavy hands -- and smart.

Anyway, that's how I recall it.

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

1 hour ago, OmoGOAT said:

I'm not enough of a fan of anybody to pay 50 quid for 1 fight that may or may not deliver. Here you go being daft again.

It's his first fight back. Baby steps. If he's gotta do an exhibition as a warm up then so be it. You seem awfully caught up on the terms. Who cares what they call it.

When the punches start flying I dont think Tyson will be thinking "Oh Roys just tagged me but Bubba says its an exhibition so I better not swing back too hard."

You're walking on thin ice to be banned from this thread

You should be banned from making threads after this horrible effort. 

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

29 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

You should be banned from making threads after this horrible effort. 

Threads fine. It's simply an event thread isnt it ? It's the wanna be blonde coonts in the thread that are ruining it.

[-idyb- 23,524]

tyson via 3rd round submission

[MauroPedrosa 9,841]

Rare case of tew GOATs

Let them fight ffs

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

10 minutes ago, MauroPedrosa said:

Rare case of tew GOATs

Let them fight ffs

I doubt a pro fight would be sanctioned tbh.  Prime Tyson outweighed prime Jones by >40lbs (20kg in socialist measurement).  And although Jones only fought a couple of years ago, Tyson has been out of action for 15 years. That's a heck of a layoff!

I'd love this to be a rolling back the clock epic; i just don't see it unfortunately 

 

[-idyb- 23,524]

 

Rules for the Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. exhibition have been clarified, and there'll be no testing for marijuana

https://www.insider.com/mike-tyson-and-roy-jones-jr-exhibition-rules-clarified-2020-11

 

i dont even know if i like this.   with no referees to pull them apart, theyre gonna get all stoned off the devils lettuce, and start eating each others babies and earlobes. 

Tyson via 3rd round submission.    he's gonna throw up the Tyson Triangle and make Roy tap.

Edited November 27, 2020 by -idyb-

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

This could easily be a contender for EOTY

Edited November 27, 2020 by OmoGOAT

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

 

Rules for the Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. exhibition have been clarified, and there'll be no testing for marijuana

https://www.insider.com/mike-tyson-and-roy-jones-jr-exhibition-rules-clarified-2020-11

 

i dont even know if i like this.   with no referees to pull them apart, theyre gonna get all stoned off the devils lettuce, and start eating each others babies and earlobes. 

Tyson via 3rd round submission.    he's gonna throw up the Tyson Triangle and make Roy tap.

It wasnt funny the first time you said it and spamming that dumb line doesnt make it any funnier you moron idiot

[-idyb- 23,524]

41 minutes ago, OmoGOAT said:

It wasnt funny the first time you said it and spamming that dumb line doesnt make it any funnier you moron idiot

thank you for your opinion hоmoGOAT.  

i'm pretty sure that iron mike is gonna submit this geriatric can. not sure if i mentioned that, but we should probably get it on record. probably sometime in the 3rd round.

Edited November 27, 2020 by -idyb-

[OmoGOAT 14,448]

Juice ban this idiot from my distinguished thread.

Bubbas ok for now but he's on thread probation so keep the hammer close.

[Bubba_Sparks 59,408]

1 hour ago, OmoGOAT said:

Juice ban this idiot from my distinguished thread.

Bubbas ok for now but he's on thread probation so keep the hammer close.

I have thrown my support to your thread by matching your reaction to IDYB's drivel, confused emjoi for confused emoji.

Hope you enjoy the fight.

[-idyb- 23,524]

  

1 hour ago, OmoGOAT said:

Juice ban this idiot from my distinguished thread.

Bubbas ok for now but he's on thread probation so keep the hammer close.

 

come on bro, i shaved off my covid mullet yesterday.  ive changed my ways! turned over a new leaf.

Edited November 27, 2020 by -idyb-

[-idyb- 23,524]

Absolutely Incredible! Georges St-Pierre Sends a Shout Out to Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr

https://www.reportdoor.com/georges-st-pierre-sends-a-shout-out-to-mike-tyson-and-roy-jones-jr/

 

[-idyb- 23,524]

2 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

I have thrown my support to your thread by matching your reaction to IDYB's drivel, confused emjoi for confused emoji.

Hope you enjoy the fight.

 

piss off troll

[GoToGuy 1,341]

Bout to go down. Love both, but Tyson is my favorite boxer of all time. I'm rooting for him.

[Yesterdays_Hero 23,966]

That Nate dude proving that being an athlete means nothing and NBA/NFL players wouldn't dominate if they went into combat sports instead. Legitimately the worst boxer I've ever seen

[StompGrind 40,394]

It's going down. 

 

[SavageTC 35,354]

13 minutes ago, Yesterdays_Hero said:

That Nate dude proving that being an athlete means nothing and NBA/NFL players wouldn't dominate if they went into combat sports instead. Legitimately the worst boxer I've ever seen

The youtuber just took a decade off that guys life...

[StompGrind 40,394]

[StompGrind 40,394]

[juice64011 45,265]

Tyson vs Jones with Snoop commentating is something I never knew I needed in life. 

[Yesterdays_Hero 23,966]

17 minutes ago, SavageTC said:

The youtuber just took a decade off that guys life...

He face planted 3 times and didn't get up for the 10 count on the first one

[StompGrind 40,394]

Glad they did 2 min rds. 

[GoToGuy 1,341]

Clear win for Mike, imo.

That third judge card looks retarded af though.

[Yesterdays_Hero 23,966]

Mike could easily lure Chuck Liddell into a fight and murder him to promote this Legends League ****

[juice64011 45,265]

1 minute ago, GoToGuy said:

Clear win for Mike, imo.

That third judge card looks retarded af though.

Yeah, I don't know what he was watching.