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7 hours ago, SVTContour98 said:

What do you call a person who practices and competes for 4 years in preparation for the Olympic, does poorly at the Olympics, and quits in the middle of competition b/c the pressure was too much for them?

A.  The GOAT

B.  Quitter

C.  Brave

D.  Other - Provide your own answer

D.

American.

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Novak Djokovic, who was probably -500 to win gold at the semi-final round in mens tennis, managed to lose two matches in a row right at the very end, which cost him any sort of medal. 

Now he dropped out of the mixed doubles Bronze Medal match. He better hurry up and put out his statement on his mental health issues. Pronto.

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Media - mental health is a serious concern & take a knee for those athletes with mental health problems. Also media - high expectations, all gold medal hopes for USA lay with this individual & super critical of sub par performances. Media will push a person off the cliff, then stand over the body virtue signalling.

on a seperate thing. I love that the Olympics ****s all over the body shaming politics. I’d love to see countries enter fatties into things like gymnastics, pole vault or diving. #Cancel the Olympics 😂

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Britain seem to be specialising in winning medals in events that shouldn't be in the olympics.  We've added a BMX gold and a mixed relay triathlon (wth??) to our earlier skateboarding medals.

Olympic coverage in Sweden is utterly shambolic.  For a start, you have to pay, and then they of course focus massively on all the crappy sports that only Sweden are interested in.  Virtually no swimming coverage because they've been showing women's handball instead.

Time for a clean up.  Too many garbage events.  Ban the following:-

  • Judged events (diving, gymnastics, dressage, synchronised swimming etc.)
  • Events in which the olympics is not the pinnacle (football, rugby, basketball etc.)
  • Woke events (basically, any mixed relay nonsense)
  • Events that don't utilise the fastest/best method (i.e all swimming races should be Freestyle. I mean who actually does butterfly irl?)

 

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Wait a second here. If quitting in life gets you praise and accolades. 

Then all you mother ****2ers need to go and apologize to Soup right now!

He never deserved your comments about him quitting everything he started. Now off to the overpass in St Louis, knock on his cardboard door and apologize!

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Can't wait to see when the police, firefighters,  doctors and Military see how courageous they can be by quitting in the middle of their duties.

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oh yes, the best sport of the summer olympics right here baby!   womens beach volleyball

usa vs brazil is on right now

these 2 brazilians really got booty, but i wouldnt hesitate to take any of these bіtches to the glory hole

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the canadian women are perfect so far, eliminated USA in one of the most controversial moments in beach volleyball history which has upset the twitter beach volleyball world, and canada has advanced to the quarter finals of womens beach volleyball

wimmens beach volleyball is the only summer olympic sport that matters!

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just about to watch some kind of track runners running in whats supposed to be some kind of blockbuster event

im rooting for the guy from botswana

wherever in the world that chithole is

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it took longer to introduce everybody than it did for them to complete the god damn event. it was the mens 400m semi final 2 lol. it was like a 45 second race!

an american wins it but a jamaican and a few other guys advance to the finals. i have no idea how this all really works but it seems like my guy from botswana turned out to be a bust

oh snap. theyre taking the 2nd place jamaica guy christopher taylor out on a wheelchair. i guess he must have mcgregored his foot or something.

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fook yeah boys we got another guy from botswana competing in the mens 3rd semi final heat.   war botswana!

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botswana. you absolutely suck!   this guy fooking blew his load too early and finished 3rd

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ahahahaahhahaha  that 2nd botswana guy ends up being a fastest loser and somehow still advances to the finals

WAR BOTSWANA!!!!  been a fan of botswana again since a couple minutes ago. no questions asked.

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god bless Isaac Makwala of Botswama. that's my nagger!

and now the women are doing hurdles but it started pouring rain and the track is now puddled in water and they are still gonna have to run in it!   i hope i get to see a good faceplant

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LMAO the chick who was in the lead wiped out and the announcer "We've got our first casualty in the pouring rain"

 

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The American womens soccer team AKA The most annoying team on the planet in any sport, lost to Canada today. They've managed to lose twice and draw once in a matter of a week or so. I didn't watch it (nobody does), but it always makes me smile when those big mouths come up short. 

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1 minute ago, cashfl0w said:

The American womens soccer team AKA The most annoying team on the planet in any sport, lost to Canada today. They've managed to lose twice and draw once in a matter of a week or so. I didn't watch it (nobody does), but it always makes me smile when those big mouths come up short. 

That's because EVERYONE IS SEXIST.

Not because the standard is terrible or anything.

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holy chit

canada eliminated the usa in womens soccer earlier. i totally missed that.  i thought that eliminating brazil in a soccer game would be our great countries crowning achievement of the summer olympics. (sorry @MauroPedrosa and @skillandpower) but it turns out we're not quite done yet

now im watching the australia vs sweden game to see who we play for gold. based on their country of origins i'm pretty sure that both of these teams are a bunch of filthy cheats, so i hope that when the referee gets bored and decides to look away on his phone, they all decide to engage in fisticuffs and beat the hell out of each other

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17 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

That's because EVERYONE IS SEXIST.

Not because the standard is terrible or anything.

And racist, and homophobic, and transphobic, and arachnophobic, all of it. We're all a bunch of ****ing bigots if you don't care about the American womens soccer team, or their opinions on how the world should work. 

**** them. I hope they leave without a medal.

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In other Olympic news, a lass from my old gym called Patricia Strenius just finished 4th in the Women's 76KG weightlifting. She qualified for the Olympics last year, but then had to re-qualify; actually didn't make it, but then someone dropped out and she ended up with a wild card or something like that so was delighted even to be there, even though she missed out on a medal by a fair way. Fair play to her.

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2 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

did she lose to this guy?

Laurel Hubbard at the 2018 Commonwealth Games. She had returned to competition a year earlier after a 15-year break.

Nah, she was in the <76KG category. That bloke was in the >87KG - and has just crashed out without managing to register a single lift. What a shambles.

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5 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Nah, she was in the <76KG category. That bloke was in the >87KG - and has just crashed out without managing to register a single lift. What a shambles.

god damn lol. this man cant even compete against the women. i guess at this point they may as well just go ahead and chop his dіck off

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alright @Bubba_Sparks  its gonna be canada vs sweden in wimmens soccer for the gold medal. the only summer olympic sport that matters, other than wimmens beach volleyball and team botswana running.

i believe this calls for an a/v bet.

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51 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

alright @Bubba_Sparks  its gonna be canada vs sweden in wimmens soccer for the gold medal. the only summer olympic sport that matters, other than wimmens beach volleyball and team botswana running.

i believe this calls for an a/v bet.

I've never ducked an av bet, and don't intend to start now.  When is this great sporting event?

Let's make it until the end of the Olympics. Nothing perverted though.

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2 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

In other Olympic news, a lass from my old gym called Patricia Strenius just finished 4th in the Women's 76KG weightlifting. She qualified for the Olympics last year, but then had to re-qualify; actually didn't make it, but then someone dropped out and she ended up with a wild card or something like that so was delighted even to be there, even though she missed out on a medal by a fair way. Fair play to her.

I had some sporadic contact with Patricia Mamona when we were kids, who just got the Silver in triple jump. Pretty happy for her

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26 minutes ago, MauroPedrosa said:

I had some sporadic contact with Patricia Mamona when we were kids, who just got the Silver in triple jump. Pretty happy for her

The fora is going to need more details of this "sporadic contact".  Hard to tell if you were firmly friend-zoned or are just being a gentleman.

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3 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

The fora is going to need more details of this "sporadic contact".  Hard to tell if you were firmly friend-zoned or are just being a gentleman.

We went to the same church.

 

 

 

 

For real :D

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3 hours ago, cashfl0w said:

The American womens soccer team AKA The most annoying team on the planet in any sport, lost to Canada today. They've managed to lose twice and draw once in a matter of a week or so. I didn't watch it (nobody does), but it always makes me smile when those big mouths come up short. 

The best part of that is watching the comments on the articles.

From what I saw earlier,  it's about 5% saying they played their best, and 95% saying they are glad those woke ****es lost and hope they lose the bronze so they get shut up fully.

 

Good times!

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Did you all hear the BREAKING NEWS!

 

I mean this is huge.

Some athlete at the Olympics I guess is going to compete in an event she flew across the world for.

 

BREAKING ****ING NEWS ALL!

 

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Oh this just gets better and better.

 

The US woman's team lost to a team with a man on it. A man who is tucking their **** back and saying he is a she. Guess Megan and her women's got exactly what she wanted.

 

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11 minutes ago, MoZZez said:

Did you all hear the BREAKING NEWS!

 

I mean this is huge.

Some athlete at the Olympics I guess is going to compete in an event she flew across the world for.

 

BREAKING ****ING NEWS ALL!

 

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So shes cherry picking events now?

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1 hour ago, VertFTW said:

So shes cherry picking events now?

 

12 minutes ago, SVTContour98 said:

Did they give emergency approval for her drugs usage to resume?

 

If not, then maybe she really is BRAVE b/c she is risking her life right now!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 minutes ago, SVTContour98 said:

 

If not, then maybe she really is BRAVE b/c she is risking her life right now!!!!!!!!!!!

She's so brave.

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Prediction:

 

Biles wins Gold on Beam

Is crowned the GOAT

Came back from controversy to win

Came back from debilitating democrat mental illness to overachieve and win gold

Came back from the "twisties" which is the most deadly side effect of drug withdrawals on the beam routine, she could have been decapitated but she won instead

Is the greatest, bravest, strongest, most courageous person to ever live 

She is also compared from now on directly to Michael Jordan b/c she quit then came back to win (it's of course not a good comparison, but you will eat it and like it)

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5 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

I've never ducked an av bet, and don't intend to start now.  When is this great sporting event?

Let's make it until the end of the Olympics. Nothing perverted though.

i believe its on thursday at either 1 am pacific time or 7 pm pacific time. im getting mixed results from multiple websites.  pretty sure itll be 7 pm pacific time though

the olympics end 2 days after (on sunday) so why not just make it a 2 week bet instead?

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Its a win/win if she gets gold, so brave, if she doesn’t or falls off, so brave. So ****ing brave ffs

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4 hours ago, MauroPedrosa said:

We went to the same church.

 

 

 

 

For real :D

touching story!

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4 hours ago, MoZZez said:

Oh this just gets better and better.

 

The US woman's team lost to a team with a man on it. A man who is tucking their **** back and saying he is a she. Guess Megan and her women's got exactly what she wanted.

 

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god bless Quinn and our canadian non-binary soccer team!

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7 minutes ago, SVTContour98 said:

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Olympic Weightlifting consists of the Snatch and Clean & Jerk, two beautiful moves that take skill and time to perfect.

he should have used the clean and jerk technique

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7 hours ago, -idyb- said:

holy chit

canada eliminated the usa in womens soccer earlier. i totally missed that.  i thought that eliminating brazil in a soccer game would be our great countries crowning achievement of the summer olympics. (sorry @MauroPedrosa and @skillandpower) but it turns out we're not quite done yet

now im watching the australia vs sweden game to see who we play for gold. based on their country of origins i'm pretty sure that both of these teams are a bunch of filthy cheats, so i hope that when the referee gets bored and decides to look away on his phone, they all decide to engage in fisticuffs and beat the hell out of each other

First of all, congrats mate

But I hate to burst your bubble: brazilian women soccer actually suck and they get the credit from the men.

Now eliminating the USA women is definitely huge 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, skillandpower said:

First of all, congrats mate

But I hate to burst your bubble: brazilian women soccer actually suck and they get the credit from the men.

Now eliminating the USA women is definitely huge 

 

 

Now Rapino cannot say she gets paid differently than the men. She's earning the same thing the Tranny who beat her earns.

 

She got equality!

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57 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i believe its on thursday at either 1 am pacific time or 7 pm pacific time. im getting mixed results from multiple websites.  pretty sure itll be 7 pm pacific time though

the olympics end 2 days after (on sunday) so why not just make it a 2 week bet instead?

Sounds good to me. It's a deal. 

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