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“I got 20,000 yen in less than an hour, but it was pretty big! I was able to face martial arts in a short time, exceeding the amount of 2 days of part-time work that I do for 8 hours while standing! It’s pretty painful now, but as long as I’m alive I can chase my dreams!”

Now more than five years removed from his sex worker past, Horie is a successful fighter with a respectable 12-3 professional record. He currently competes for RIZIN and is riding a three-fight win streak.

LOL that's a hundred bucks!

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18 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said:

“I got 20,000 yen in less than an hour, but it was pretty big! I was able to face martial arts in a short time, exceeding the amount of 2 days of part-time work that I do for 8 hours while standing! It’s pretty painful now, but as long as I’m alive I can chase my dreams!”

Now more than five years removed from his sex worker past, Horie is a successful fighter with a respectable 12-3 professional record. He currently competes for RIZIN and is riding a three-fight win streak.

LOL that's a hundred bucks!

I didn't bother, but in my head I went "Jesus Christ, that doesn't seem likely nearly enough Korean Monopoly money to be getting busted down."

I appreciate that you also wanted to know how much he's blowing dudes for.

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3 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

I didn't bother, but in my head I went "Jesus Christ, that doesn't seem likely nearly enough Korean Monopoly money to be getting busted down."

I appreciate that you also wanted to know how much he's blowing dudes for.

I was actually just guessing but I had to google it!  

20,000 Japanese Yen equals
173.77 United States Dollar
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This is like true Hollywood stories.  Homie blew some dudes for 173 American dollas so he could get head kick KO'ed in his only UFC fight.  GSP probably gave him a 2 grand bonus in the locker room.  Now he's RIDING a 3 fight win streak in Rizin.  I mean for real who wouldn't let GSP suck ya d1ck for 2 grand?

@-idyb- would easily pay 5 to suck Georges off.

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9 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said:

Of course it does.  You ain't gay homie.  He's the gay one for sucking your d1ck.  Soup is like this Japanese gentleman.  He only gives handjobs.  Probably got his purple belt because the stroke was that good.

Soup was a White guy in a St Louis Prison full of non white people.

Soup sucked BBC. He was not giving out hand jobs, he was giving and getting the full treatment. 

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6 minutes ago, MoZZez said:

Soup was a White guy in a St Louis Prison full of non white people.

Soup sucked BBC. He was not giving out hand jobs, he was giving and getting the full treatment. 

Hey man... you gotta do what you gotta do.  Cigarettes and prison wine come at a cost.  Dropping the soap... it is what it is as Max Holloway would say.

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Soup I don't know if you know this but I'm 5'9.25" tall.  Like a buck fiddy five.  As of July 1st 2021 the greatest state in the union.  The volunteer state of Tennessee passed a bill where you don't need a CC license to conceal carry a gun.

With the amount of people left on this forum I could put at least one gun in every man's hand.  For real.

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So yeah I only own like 7 guns.  Only 3 are pistols and one of those is basically a burner.  Or a throwaway I place on a dead man's body.  It's not registered.  The gun and the bullets are wiped clean of finger prints with a latex glove sitting on top of it.

So @Megasoup don't be trying to rape me homie.

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15 hours ago, Megasoup said:

I feel attacked!  😆

That little nappy headed bastard that shot you.  First of all that nagga be dead for real if he came at me sideways with his .45

No opportunity for you to end up in the same prison to rape him.  That mother****er would've been toe tagged and I would just go out wearing my suicide by cop sweater.  This ain't a game you kneegrow that needs a haircut and some protein.  That parking spot is mine, b!tch.

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