OzPride Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Little miss baby Oz was born two days ago. Weighing in at SEVEN pounds. Dad level activated. Luckily I've been dropping dad jokes all my life. For instance, the other night I spilled a bag of scrabble pieces into my alphabet soup without realising and ate the whole lot. When I go to the bathroom it could spell disaster. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conceive-Believe-Achieve Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Congrats to your missus and your Brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoZZez Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Congratulations Oz and Mrs Oz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Congrats mate. All the best for you and the missus and Oz junior. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVTContour98 Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Congrats bro!!!! You are going to be a great girl-dad. Hopefully you can share some fun stories as she grows up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 So far she's the calmest kid on the block (ward) They don't have a nursery service here because of lazy midwives saying 'covid' - unless there's treatment needed. So I took her there and said oh the doctor wants to treat her for jaundice and said to bring her here (he did not) and the lady was like oh ok no worries. Three hours later she brought her back like umm m8 your doc didn't say that here's your kid. I was like U wot m8 oh hang on maybe he didn't ah well thanks for hanging out with her! Win win. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 (edited) She doesn't have jaundice fyi. Also I'm putting the calmness down to putting her into a Fedor onesie on her first day, so she has challenged the last emperor and will show no emotion when under duress. Edited February 18, 2022 by OzPride 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Congrats, m8 Super disappointed that a Google search didn't immediately reveal a drop bear onesie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, juice64011 said: Congrats, m8 Super disappointed that a Google search didn't immediately reveal a drop bear onesie. Thanks m8! Also you need to lift your Google game 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Congratulations! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Congrats, Oz man!! I expect a plethora more of Dad jokes in all threads (Hopefully she grows to like Sambo more than wrestling, like her father 😅 ) 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Congrats Oz! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 On 2/18/2022 at 4:41 PM, OzPride said: So far she's the calmest kid on the block (ward) They don't have a nursery service here because of lazy midwives saying 'covid' - unless there's treatment needed. So I took her there and said oh the doctor wants to treat her for jaundice and said to bring her here (he did not) and the lady was like oh ok no worries. Three hours later she brought her back like umm m8 your doc didn't say that here's your kid. I was like U wot m8 oh hang on maybe he didn't ah well thanks for hanging out with her! Win win. Congrats old chap. Hopefully it stays that way. I'm not a father but children less than a week old sleep all the time so they should be calm. What took you so long to bust that nut? Aren't you like Soup's age? I reckon his kids are grown by now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) 44 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said: Congrats old chap. Hopefully it stays that way. I'm not a father but children less than a week old sleep all the time so they should be calm. What took you so long to bust that nut? Aren't you like Soup's age? I reckon his kids are grown by now. It took a long time to tame this beast m8 Edited February 20, 2022 by OzPride 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, OzPride said: It took a long time to tame this beast m8 More like you got old and realized now or never. Am I right or am I right? You're so battle worn you can't even show up to teach BJJ to the elderly on a Sunday morning m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 How did you like Mike Perry going 2-0 since he LEFT the UFC? Popular misconception that he was released. Dana wanted him back but he fought out his 90/90 contract for bigger money. Julian Lane is so retarded that he made Mike Perry seem like a scholar at the press conference. @cashfl0w What's our take on Mike taking over the all hands business? You didn't pay me nothing when he beat up that 28-3 pro boxer under Triad rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said: More like you got old and realized now or never. Am I right or am I right? You're so battle worn you can't even show up to teach BJJ to the elderly on a Sunday morning m8. Lol nah. I met a nice girl that was wife material. I spent a loooonnnng time banging hot ****s for fun as a single man and thought I'd give the other guys a chance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Just now, OzPride said: Lol nah. I met a nice girl that was wife material. I spent a loooonnnng time banging hot ****s for fun as a single man and thought I'd give the other guys a chance I spent 9 years banging a hot wife. It didn't work out and no children thank our lord and savior Platinum Mike Perry. I bet she's like 10 years younger. Am I right or am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Nothing wrong with that btw. Last relationship I had she was born in 96 and I'm a 85 kid. Good looking but bad taste in music. Didn't care for human cawk fighting. No bueno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 4 hours ago, OzPride said: It took a long time to tame this beast m8 How old are you m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Nyte said: How old are you m8 graduating class of '99 M9 Edited February 20, 2022 by OzPride 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, OzPride said: graduating class of '99 M9 Same 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 7 hours ago, PlatinumClegg said: How did you like Mike Perry going 2-0 since he LEFT the UFC? Popular misconception that he was released. Dana wanted him back but he fought out his 90/90 contract for bigger money. Julian Lane is so retarded that he made Mike Perry seem like a scholar at the press conference. @cashfl0w What's our take on Mike taking over the all hands business? You didn't pay me nothing when he beat up that 28-3 pro boxer under Triad rules. Julian Lane has 1 TKO on his record which was 11 years ago. Last night he wobbled Perry and took him to a decision. ****s embarrassing, that's a guy Tinfoil should crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 3 hours ago, OzPride said: graduating class of '99 M9 3 hours ago, Nyte said: Same You two are definitely not the same age 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, PlatinumClegg said: What took you so long to bust that nut? Aren't you like Soup's age? My mind, mentality, fitness and appearance all belie my date of birth. All of my family members who have died, did so in their nineties. On average, they lived 15 years past the life expectancy in this country. I’m not old yet, not even middle age. *edit. I just realized this wasn’t an appropriate thread to post this. I’m sorry. Edited February 20, 2022 by Megasoup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 16 hours ago, juice64011 said: Julian Lane has 1 TKO on his record which was 11 years ago. Last night he wobbled Perry and took him to a decision. ****s embarrassing, that's a guy Tinfoil should crush. He has the bareknuckle experience. You can't punch full force and Mike hurt his hand dropping that can in round 1. Thiago Alves former #1 contender had to go the distance with Lane and won a bogus split decision. He was a bloody mess when that fight was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said: You two are definitely not the same age Nyte was in diapers in 1999. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, PlatinumClegg said: Nyte was in diapers in 1999. I was six years old so ....... just maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzPride Posted February 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Nyte said: I was six years old so ....... just maybe. What did you graduate? Kindergarten? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyte Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, OzPride said: What did you graduate? Kindergarten? Nyte in 1999 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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