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Chemtrails, short for chemical trails, are what some call the white trails you see left behind as a plane passes overhead. Believers in the chemical aspect of chemtrails say those trails are actually clouds of chemicals used by the government or someother large scale entity for a variety of nefarious purposes from weather modification, to human population control via sterilization, to even mind control. The theories usually claim that normal jet plane output should dissipate quickly so any clouds that do not disappear immediately must be full of additional, undisclosed substances. Chemtrail theories are not only a U.S.-based phenomena—almost 17% of respondents in an international survey noted a belief in the existence of a "secret large scale atmospheric program" to be at least partly true.

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PlatinumClegg

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29 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

It legit cost me $10 more to drive to Chicago than it did a few years ago.

Let's go, Brandon.

My 2010 CRV is a goddamn 2.4 liter 4 cylinder.  Yesterday I had an 1/8 of a tank and paid $30 cash at this title pawn place that for whatever reason has 4 double sided gas pumps in front of it.  There's no going inside and grabbing a 40 of Old English and a bag of fried pork skins.  I commonly stop here because it's on the main strip and you can get non ethanol gas.  That thing doesn't have some massive gas tank, already had gas in it and the gas gauge didn't make it to 3/4.

Needless to say I have been priced out of keeping ethanol out of my cars now.  I can run in the grocery and not even grab a basket.  Just what I can easily carry with 2 hands to the register and some 17 year old high school kid is like "That'll be $37.29 would you like to use your 5% off today?"  I'm like.... Yeah... whatever.

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Hell @cashfl0w even worse these same grocery stores will commonly ask "Would you like to donate to the foundation for children with testicular cancer today?"  The options are $1, $3, $5 and I used to pride myself on always saying "Sure go ahead with $5."

Now $5 would mean I gotta put the cracked sea salt back on the shelf to afford it.  Now it's "No thanks"

Joe Biden is killing young boys with testicular cancer, folks.

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3 hours ago, UFCCagerattler said:

And I guess these are all manmade?

 

There's like 3 types of clouds.  At least that's what my teacher's told me but then again they also told me Columbus discovered America and was an honorable man.  The reality is he was one of the biggest pieces of human garbage to ever grace the earth.

But none of those clouds were lingering streaks that crisscrossed each other at different sorts of angles.

However I do believe planes are manmade.  I would go as far to say that I believe Mrs. Woodford when she told me brothers invented the plane.  That name is ironic but that really was my 1st grade teacher's name.  If I had any Woodford I would toast one to the Wright Brothers and Mrs. Woodford.  However Joe Biden has relegated me to not only eating my baked potatoes with butter, ranch dressing and $5 cracked sea salt for a 2.6 ounce disposable container... ya boi can't even afford Woodford anymore.  Bulleit and Four Roses yellow label is the best I can do.

Joe Biden and Camel Toe Harris let me introduce you to this car fire.  Sleepy Joe's mind is probably so shot he'd just climb right in.

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Yo @cashfl0w we need to bring in PVZ under our management company.  She's still going to fight for BKFC which is great and I need the money, holmes.  Think about it we got the bareknuckle boxing, AEW pro wrestling and the OnlyFans.  She needs the proper guidance to get with the program.  You gotta marry them and sell foxy topless boxing subscriptions?

Ostovich, Herrig and even Rawlings rematches.  People like @classicboxer is a good demographic.  On the flip side there's @MauroPedrosa.  Especially Mauro is going to pretend he wouldn't order so fast as to light his ****ing remote on fire, but the rest of you pervs know the truth.

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On 4/13/2022 at 9:16 PM, PlatinumClegg said:

At least that's what my teacher's told me but then again they also told me Columbus discovered America and was an honorable man.  The reality is he was one of the biggest pieces of human garbage to ever grace the earth.

Where can I look into this further or can you elaborate?

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On 4/19/2022 at 10:16 AM, VertFTW said:

Where can I look into this further or can you elaborate?

Whoever spotted land first would get a pension for life.  A young sailor was the first to spot land and Columbus lied and said he spotted it the night before.

When he landed in Haiti he was greeted with nothing but kindness.  He locked them up and took all of their gold.  When there was no more gold he took slaves instead.  He left 250,000 men, women and children dead.

It's well known that he was a piece of ****.  It's also well known that the Vikings discovered America almost 500 years before him.

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5 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said:

Whoever spotted land first would get a pension for life.  A young sailor was the first to spot land and Columbus lied and said he spotted it the night before.

When he landed in Haiti he was greeted with nothing but kindness.  He locked them up and took all of their gold.  When there was no more gold he took slaves instead.  He left 250,000 men, women and children dead.

It's well known that he was a piece of ****.  It's also well known that the Vikings discovered America almost 500 years before him.

Source?

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6 minutes ago, PlatinumClegg said:

Whoever spotted land first would get a pension for life.  A young sailor was the first to spot land and Columbus lied and said he spotted it the night before.

When he landed in Haiti he was greeted with nothing but kindness.  He locked them up and took all of their gold.  When there was no more gold he took slaves instead.  He left 250,000 men, women and children dead.

It's well known that he was a piece of ****.  It's also well known that the Vikings discovered America almost 500 years before him.

Newfoundland has a number of VIking occupation sites

The Basques were also fishing on the east coast of Canada and the USA long before Columbus

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14 hours ago, UFCCagerattler said:

there's a number of studies of the introduction of European harpoon technology into indigenous whaling cultures from a way earlier than Columbus.

they find many bits and pieces that do not fit into the accepted time frames.

You're a Columbus apologist?

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