Mo's US Vacation

[MoZZez]

So, took a few weeks and went through Washington,  Oregon and California and here are my findings.

1. Holy **** Washington and California are ****holes.

2. Oregon has no tax, nice beaches, good hiking trails.

3. American portions are ****ing massive, except when you want a coffee. Ask for a large coffee, get some tiny thing, ask for a small drink, you get what's about the size of a large up here.

4. Do you not have any mid size restaurants? It's a **** load of fast food, then it seems everyone thinks they are Gordon Ramsey restaurants. 

5. A combination of 3 and 4 makes Americans fu king huge fat slobs. Fast food and huge portions are not your friends.

6. With all the fat fuc ks, I've never in my life seen so many people in mobility scooters. Literally we went to Disney and they sold out those and wheelchairs.

7. Your national parks are great. Alcatraz and Joshua Tree were decent.

8. You have a history, made a lot of stops and saw some neat ****.

9. It's fu king expensive. I thought BC was a ****hole for pricing. These states had near the same pricing, but then the dollar was worth more.

I know it's the leftist ****hole states, but come on. Drug addicts, homeless everywhere, expensive everything, cant park your truck anywhere as itll get broken into, and fat ****s everywhere.

Next time I'm going through the Midwest with hopes of skinny women and working class people.

 

[cashfl0w]

7 hours ago, MoZZez said:

So, took a few weeks and went through Washington,  Oregon and California and here are my findings.

1. Holy **** Washington and California are ****holes.

2. Oregon has no tax, nice beaches, good hiking trails.

3. American portions are ****ing massive, except when you want a coffee. Ask for a large coffee, get some tiny thing, ask for a small drink, you get what's about the size of a large up here.

4. Do you not have any mid size restaurants? It's a **** load of fast food, then it seems everyone thinks they are Gordon Ramsey restaurants. 

5. A combination of 3 and 4 makes Americans fu king huge fat slobs. Fast food and huge portions are not your friends.

6. With all the fat fuc ks, I've never in my life seen so many people in mobility scooters. Literally we went to Disney and they sold out those and wheelchairs.

7. Your national parks are great. Alcatraz and Joshua Tree were decent.

8. You have a history, made a lot of stops and saw some neat ****.

9. It's fu king expensive. I thought BC was a ****hole for pricing. These states had near the same pricing, but then the dollar was worth more.

I know it's the leftist ****hole states, but come on. Drug addicts, homeless everywhere, expensive everything, cant park your truck anywhere as itll get broken into, and fat ****s everywhere.

Next time I'm going through the Midwest with hopes of skinny women and working class people.

 

Good luck. They're all eating processed garbage here too.

[POTUF]

8 hours ago, MoZZez said:

So, took a few weeks and went through Washington,  Oregon and California and here are my findings.

1. Holy **** Washington and California are ****holes.

2. Oregon has no tax, nice beaches, good hiking trails.

3. American portions are ****ing massive, except when you want a coffee. Ask for a large coffee, get some tiny thing, ask for a small drink, you get what's about the size of a large up here.

4. Do you not have any mid size restaurants? It's a **** load of fast food, then it seems everyone thinks they are Gordon Ramsey restaurants. 

5. A combination of 3 and 4 makes Americans fu king huge fat slobs. Fast food and huge portions are not your friends.

6. With all the fat fuc ks, I've never in my life seen so many people in mobility scooters. Literally we went to Disney and they sold out those and wheelchairs.

7. Your national parks are great. Alcatraz and Joshua Tree were decent.

8. You have a history, made a lot of stops and saw some neat ****.

9. It's fu king expensive. I thought BC was a ****hole for pricing. These states had near the same pricing, but then the dollar was worth more.

I know it's the leftist ****hole states, but come on. Drug addicts, homeless everywhere, expensive everything, cant park your truck anywhere as itll get broken into, and fat ****s everywhere.

Next time I'm going through the Midwest with hopes of skinny women and working class people.

 

mate, if you're making your judgements about California based off Disneyland and thinking the midwest will be any better, i have some bad news for you. It's not Californians visiting Disneyland. Don't get me wrong, Californians are also hawt garbage but Disneyland is America. 

[SVTContour98]

15 minutes ago, POTUF said:

Disneyland is America. 

Nobody from the Southeast visits DL, we all go to the better, bigger, freer version, Disney World in Orlando, FL

 

@MoZZez Come visit the Southeast USSA, you will at least get fresh flavorful food...but it will also make you fat.

[MoZZez]

32 minutes ago, SVTContour98 said:

Nobody from the Southeast visits DL, we all go to the better, bigger, freer version, Disney World in Orlando, FL

 

@MoZZez Come visit the Southeast USSA, you will at least get fresh flavorful food...but it will also make you fat.

I was suprised by Disneyland. I had no desire to go, but the girlfriend wanted me to see it and I was glad she did. It was a good experience. So I will definitely look at Disneyworld in the future.

I've been to Florida before and it's just overly burnt old fat people or fat young people who show too much mid drift for their flab. 

Though I'm guessing that's not the South East you are referring too.

I want to hit up Louisiana at some point. I love the food and think it would be a great place to visit. 

 

[juice64011]

Florida is a weird, some places have a lot of young people such as Miami but then you have places like Fort Myers where the average age is like 67.

Disney World>Disneyland

[cashfl0w]

53 minutes ago, juice64011 said:

Florida is a weird, some places have a lot of young people such as Miami but then you have places like Fort Myers where the average age is like 67.

Disney World>Disneyland

The food and bars are top notch in Fort Myers Beach. The housing is expensive as chit too. That's why the average age is so high. 

[cashfl0w]

Louisiana is a really good time. Biloxi is fun. Dauphin Island, Alabama was really nice.

You can have fun in the south without Florida.

[I_Take_Roids_m8]

If you like hiking, camping, etc come to PA especially my area. We have hiking trails for days and camping is top notch. 

[juice64011]

33 minutes ago, cashfl0w said:

The food and bars are top notch in Fort Myers Beach. The housing is expensive as chit too. That's why the average age is so high. 

Yes, I was just in Ft Myers Beach in April, rented a VRBO. Nice place, weird that most bars and restaurants close by 8:30. They are packed still and they kick everyone out.