UFCCagerattler Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Magical diabetes drug maks fat people lean the most amazing part? It makes other people mad. Because we live in a world of hurt feelings: Ozempic: when self control is not enough 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Sparks Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 I'd never heard of this. TBf, Sweden doesn't have any fat people so it won't sell much over here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Ozempic works by binding to GLP-1 receptors and stimulates insulin release from the pancreas when you need it. It helps to lower your blood sugar levels and A1C. It also helps to reduce the amount of sugar released by your liver and slows down food leaving your stomach to help prevent blood sugar spikes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCCagerattler Posted March 29 Author Report Share Posted March 29 7 minutes ago, classicboxer said: Ozempic works by binding to GLP-1 receptors and stimulates insulin release from the pancreas when you need it. It helps to lower your blood sugar levels and A1C. It also helps to reduce the amount of sugar released by your liver and slows down food leaving your stomach to help prevent blood sugar spikes it does things that other diabetic drugs do but it seems to do then better it is still taken along with things like metformin which increase your sensitivity to insulin, such that if you can;t produce as much you can utilize it better in type one diabetes people cannot produce any insulin at all, so this does not work. people are dropping 40-45 pounds a year on this drug, so of course it has become a weight loss fad. while it provides hope for obesity it is really not something you want to take in order to fit into your bathing suit next month 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicboxer Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Ozempic is a weekly injection, Rybelsus is a daily tablet form of the same medicine. Both cost around $1000 per month, Taxpayer money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCCagerattler Posted March 29 Author Report Share Posted March 29 (edited) 28 minutes ago, classicboxer said: Ozempic is a weekly injection, Rybelsus is a daily tablet form of the same medicine. Both cost around $1000 per month, Taxpayer money! this drug comes in a pen that lasts 4 weeks (once you are up to the max dose) in Canada the pen is $230 - $300 depending on the phramacy this is why Canada is getting Oz tourists from the USA coming up here to buy - just like all the other drugs you people are getting ****ed so hard edit in and this is an AMERICAN DRUG Edited March 29 by UFCCagerattler 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatinumClegg Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Goddamn I was born with some epic genetics. I have to eat a solid amount of calories in order to not lose weight. Both of my grandfathers had a full head of hair when they died at 72 and 82. My dad turned 73 on the 25th. He has all of his hair and he didn't even start to develop a small old man gut until he was about 60. At my heaviest and working out I never got above 164-166 at 5'9". That was a 3500-4000 daily calorie intake. Now I'm pushing 40 and workout probably twice a month. Eat probably 2000ish calories a day and I'm probably a buck fiddy if I stripped down and did the DC towel trick. I see fat mother****ers everywhere I go and some of them are so bad I'm thinking "How in the **** did you end up looking like you ate me?!" Recently a dude at subway probably a little over 6 feet tall was about foe fiddy and getting himself 2 footlongs with a bag chips for that extra salt. Like subway doesn't have enough sodium in the sandwiches already. I am an American and I need a blow job and a pizza every so often. About 40% of the country needs to skip the pizza so they can find their own d!ck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCCagerattler Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 15 hours ago, PlatinumClegg said: Goddamn I was born with some epic genetics. I have to eat a solid amount of calories in order to not lose weight. Both of my grandfathers had a full head of hair when they died at 72 and 82. My dad turned 73 on the 25th. He has all of his hair and he didn't even start to develop a small old man gut until he was about 60. At my heaviest and working out I never got above 164-166 at 5'9". That was a 3500-4000 daily calorie intake. Now I'm pushing 40 and workout probably twice a month. Eat probably 2000ish calories a day and I'm probably a buck fiddy if I stripped down and did the DC towel trick. I see fat mother****ers everywhere I go and some of them are so bad I'm thinking "How in the **** did you end up looking like you ate me?!" Recently a dude at subway probably a little over 6 feet tall was about foe fiddy and getting himself 2 footlongs with a bag chips for that extra salt. Like subway doesn't have enough sodium in the sandwiches already. I am an American and I need a blow job and a pizza every so often. About 40% of the country needs to skip the pizza so they can find their own d!ck. this drug will let those fat ****s dothe same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 On 3/29/2023 at 7:21 PM, PlatinumClegg said: Goddamn I was born with some epic genetics. I have to eat a solid amount of calories in order to not lose weight. Both of my grandfathers had a full head of hair when they died at 72 and 82. My dad turned 73 on the 25th. He has all of his hair and he didn't even start to develop a small old man gut until he was about 60. At my heaviest and working out I never got above 164-166 at 5'9". That was a 3500-4000 daily calorie intake. Now I'm pushing 40 and workout probably twice a month. Eat probably 2000ish calories a day and I'm probably a buck fiddy if I stripped down and did the DC towel trick. I see fat mother****ers everywhere I go and some of them are so bad I'm thinking "How in the **** did you end up looking like you ate me?!" Recently a dude at subway probably a little over 6 feet tall was about foe fiddy and getting himself 2 footlongs with a bag chips for that extra salt. Like subway doesn't have enough sodium in the sandwiches already. I am an American and I need a blow job and a pizza every so often. About 40% of the country needs to skip the pizza so they can find their own d!ck. I quit working out. I quit trucking people in basketball. Who needs that ****? The same broads are gonna slurp me up at 190 or 220. It's the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashfl0w Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 If I get fat, I'll just get some Ozempic and some fat slob will die because I took their insulin. Life goes on, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UFCCagerattler Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 (edited) Phil Classic Phil Lite this is ozempic or possiby cancer btw the fat fuk is currently 6 under and in 4th place half way through the third round at the Masters so might want to get yourself some Edited April 8 by UFCCagerattler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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